Did I update twice? In one night? Oh look, a chapter written at 2 am, this is bound to be such quality. Can I just say I should warn ya'll now that this is in no way a serious story and it's all slightly cracky fun that is just them being wacko teenager. This fandom needs some more happy season one team, seriously. And I now present, what I have affectionately dubbed. "Where it all Goes downhill faster than you'd hoped-"
Beauty and The Beast now playing in the background, the group had gather in a circle on the floor as they were instructed. Wally and Robin were throwing each other grins and the occasional snicker, while the others were left to sit in confusion and slight concern. Who knew how this night would end.
"Never have I ever. A common game for pre-teens around America." Wally grinned. "Since we are cultured, loving hosts, we're going to give you three options of how we can play this. I'll go over the rules, and you good folks will decide how wild you want to start out the night."
"Wild, Wally I am not sure this is the best thing for us-"
Surprisingly enough, it was Conner who cut the Atlantean off. "Come on Kaldur, if this is what you really do during your childhood we need to go head first into it. Right?" Megan nodded as did Robin and Wally who's grins only widened.
"That's the spirit Supey- all or nothing!" chirped Robin, obviously holding in laughter.
"As fun as this all seems, could we just get on with it..." muttered Roy, still not to pleased at even attending this mess of a party.
"Alright, time for the rules." Wally composed himself, even managing to not be grinning like an idiot while delivering instructions. "Never Have I Ever is a really simple game, If we were to play the innocent way, we all hold five or ten fingers up and sit in a circle, like we are. If I'm starting I'll say 'Never have I ever...' and then something I haven't done. Anyone who has done whatever I stated would put a finger down. Who ever loses all their fingers first loses, or wins. Depends on how you looks at it..."
"It's basically the most boring way to prove who's the biggest prude.." stated Artemis, who like her accomplice in archery was a bit grumpy with the evening's events.
"Ah- Ah! As you may be able to tell, putting fingers down may be a little too tame and childish for our event. Another way to play, is anytime you have done something, you strip off an item of clothing, making it far more interesting. It can also be played as a drinking game. Or my personal favorite, you alternate drinking and stripping to really make it interesting!"
Wally and Robin grinned, turning and highfiving. Conner and Megan were still processing the rules, so they were having their own side conversation to try to figure it out. Kaldur looked appalled and more than a little worried.
"If we play it drinking, is it just water or something?" questioned Roy, this perking his interest a bit more than the rest of the evening had.
Robin cackled. "Roy, if we go hard, we go hard. There's a whole cabinet set aside full of alcohol to jazz up the evening a bit. Bats doesn't know, but you know, we gotta live a little!"
"And you said my thighs were inappropriate." chided Artemis, though she couldn't help but smile. So maybe this evening wouldn't be all that bad. A little illegal and more than a little embarrassing, but weren't all the best things in life? "I vote drinking and stripping mixed, all or nothing."
"Seconded." said Roy with a smirk. "Might as well make this interesting for me, right?"
Wally and Robin grinned, nodding enthusiastically before turning to the remaining three of the group. "Sooooooo, what are you thinking? Hmm?~"
Kaldur shook his head, frowning. "I vote the innocent version, with the fingers. The League would not approve of drinking or stripping at out age..."
Conner shrugged. "What Roy and Artemis said, it sounds interesting..." Megan nodded too, though she was a bit more hesitant. Kaldur couldn't help but sigh, he was obviously outvoted, and as the 'leader' he had to participate to make sure everything was safe for his team. Gods so help him...
Robin scrambled off to the kitchen, returning with a handful of plastic cups and a bottle of tequila. "Alright, we'll start with this and if we need more we can get it. We'll go drink a round, then strip a round, and a round is once everyone in the circle has said something- until we decide we're done!" He poured everyone a glass before setting the bottle in the middle and taking his seat. "Anyone itching to start us off?"
"I can.." offered Megan a bit hesitantly.. "Never have I ever stolen anything.." She smiled looking very satisfied with herself. Artemis, Roy, Conner, Wally and Robin all drank.
Kaldur shook his head, really ashamed that this was going on. "Never have I ever worn a skirt..."
"That's just cheep.." muttered Robin, as he, Megan and Artemis all took a drink. "And don't even ask for the story because it is not one I am able to legally tell right now.." He cleared his throat, glancing around. "Never have I ever been arrested." Artemis's lone cup raised.
Wally grinned. "Watch this, I'll get Supey... Never have I ever befriended strange wolf-dogs."
Conner groaned but dutifully took his drink.
Roy sighed. "My turn right? Let's see if we can take this past G rated already...Never have I ever woken up with a stranger in bed..."
The group glanced around at each other and Kaldur visibly looked more at ease. "Thank Goodness...I was, concerned..."
"Never have I ever been fined for indecent exposure..." Artemis sighed over dramatically. "Oh I thought for sure that one was going to get Kaldur..." Robin snickered and the Atlantean only wilted in his seat.
"Never have I ever eaten a horse..." they just stared at Conner, no one drinking...
"Alright. Round one is over, now we strip. One article of clothing at a time. Your go Megalicious." Wally winked at her, causing all other occupants of the group to gag or roll their eyes.
"Hmm..Never have I ever kissed anyone in the back of a car-"
"Getting saucy there aren't you Magen?" laughed Robin. Roy was the first to give though, he slipped his shirt off, not quick enough that Wally didn't start a stripper beat in the background. Artemis was next, tossing a sock to the side. Wally ditched a slipper and Kaldur took off his onsie only to reveal pants under it.
"Oh the stories this group could tell~" laughed Robin.
Kaldur cleared his throat. "Never have I ever been naked in front of a crowd." It was time for Robin to take the lone strip of shame. He chose to ditch his pants and sat in slippers, boxers, and a button down pajama top. The epitome of class really.
"Never have I ever been to space." Robin grinned smugly at the group. Megan, tossed a slipper to the side, Kaldur ditched his shirt and Roy pulled a sock off.
Wally sighed, looking rather conflicted as he was thinking. "Never have I ever lost a foot race.." he sat smugly as the room groaned. Megan ditched another slipped, Roy and Artemis took off their last socks, Robin(poor unfortunate barefoot soul #1) opted to get rid of his button down shirt revealing a T shirt, Kaldur (poor unfortunate barefoot soul #2) slid out of his pants, looking very flustered as he sat in only his boxers, and Conner who as you shall learn is (poor unfortunate barefoot soul #3) just ditched his shirt.
"Never have I ever bought a bra." Roy turned and stared at the blonde next to him. Artemis sighed, opting to ditch the tank top first. "Oh look, speaking of bras..."
She rolled her eyes before staring at Megan. "Seriously?"
The Martian shrugged, looking quite cheerful with herself. "Canary bought some at first, but my clothes are organic so I just change them to fit my needs, no buying needed..."
Artemis shrugged. "Never have I ever seen Robin without his mask." This brought a cackle from the little bird in question(you could only guess why..), as he of course ditched his t shirt, Wally lost his shirt and Roy was down to boxers.
Conner shrugged. "Never have I ever... done drugs.."
Roy scowled, giving himself the once over. Artemis also noticed the..predicament- "I'll ditch two, one for me, one for Roy-Joy so he isn't going nude for us all to witness..." She ditched her shorts and her hairtie. Leaving her as compromised as Kaldur, Robin and Roy.
"Alright, this is getting drawn out and not nearly as fun as I thought... so as dean of the rules, I vote we all say something we have done, down the rest of our cups, and move on. Though- I have decided we shall remain in this state of dress till morning!"
"Talk about desperate.." murmured Artemis, earning a chuckle out or Roy.
"I have...joined a cheerleading squad...?" Megan downed her cup with a shudder, grimacing at the sheer amount of alcohol at once. Tequila was not meant to be drank in solo cup amount.
"I have been to Atlantis." Kaldur's cup was down, he stared off towards where he for sure knew one of the cameras was...if only the League would step in...
"I have been in the Batcave." Rabin grinned, reclining back and just enjoying himself.
"I have ran around the world.."
"I have had sex in the back of a car." This earned Roy some disgusted or appalled looks and some snickers. You can guess who reacted how, believe me..
"I have been in the foster system."
"I have seen a martian naked-"
"Conner-!" Megan was blushing profucely and looked horrified. "You can't just say that!" He shrugged, again, the reactions were mixed to say the least...
Wally glanced around awkwardly..."Moving on...how about we enjoy the movie a little, let things...erm...settle down..."
Nods of agreement and soon they were all piled on the couch. Megan and Conner on the love seat, Kaldur in the only single seat feeling very happy with himself. And Roy, Artemis, Robin, and Wally all mostly naked and shoved onto the small couch that claimed to fit four people but goodness was it small.
"So much for innocent and jovial." commented Artemis with a laugh. RObin elbowed her in the side, shoving her into Roy in the process.
"Don't judge the system, not after all we've been through..."
Wally snickered "...If anything, Roy and Arty look more like strippers now than ever, especially after they...stripped..." the archers groaned. This was bound to be a long night.
Well- wasn't that fun! I told you 2 am writing was just so much fun and just such quality! More skin than ever too! Well, as always please review and give me your thoughts, but keep in mind this whole story is just fun loving late night writing and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Hope ya'll had a wonderful holiday and keep a smile on your faces!
(Up Next: Twister.)
-Getting Traught