Another chapter, More glee kids introduced, and Rent kids! This is just the beginning. I still don't know where this story is going…

I do not own Rent or Glee.


The preppy boy wastes no time struggling to get out of the dumpster, while I struggle to take the overwhelming nasty bags of trash from off the top of me, before they swallow my body whole in a neverending eternity of stinkiness.

A hand helps pull me up and out of the dumpster, to where I majestically fall onto the hard concrete pavement.

"Ouch." I mumble, before I see my camera lenses covered with something with the likeness of sour trash juice.

I have no choice but to clean the lens with my stinky, stained blue and white scarf.

"Eew." I grimace as it leaves only smears.

"That's why you take off your valuables, before they throw you into the dumpster of doom. I'm Kurt. Kurt Hummel."

I look up to see Kurt trying to readjust himself, and his disheveled hair.

"Do they do this everyday?"

"Yes sir-eee, those Neanderthal pigheads just don't know when to stop. Including Puckerman. You get used to it after a while."

"Is this the worst of it at least, and I'm Mark, Mark Cohen." I say frustrated that the smear won't come off the lenses.

"Well, there's this, and being slushied, and constant teasing for being a Lima Loser in this school… They're pretty much the same in morale. So, you're new?"

"Uh, yeah. Started today."

"Well duh, everybody did. It's the first day of school. Now, I guess I can show you to the principal's office, the real one." Kurt said, taking a piece of bubble gum wrapper from his hair in disgust.

"Okay, and thanks. I guess you've gone through this a couple times…" I let the sentence hang in the air, as we made our way to the school.

I think I just made my new friend. As long as he doesn't dump me in a dumpster…


"Oh my God! Did you see that little kid fly into that dumpster? Freakin Hilarious! I swear Karofsky, you should have been there!" Roger bellowed in the locker rooms at 3rd period.

"What's his name?" Karofsky, said slamming his locker closed in the lockeroom as he put on his letterman jacket.

"It's like Mark Camden, Corden, something. You should have heard him begging us to not throw him in the dumpster." Roger Davis, fellow bully and Jock said closing his locker, spraying Axe all over his body, not bothering to hit the showers.

"Yeah, he was as light as a feather too. Dude must be less that that pouty lipped fairy boy." Noah Puckerman added, combing his Mohawk, before winking at his reflection and walking away for Math that he was going to skip.

"Well, I gotta go, April's waiting, if you know what I mean." Roger wriggled his eyebrows, before Karofsky punched the Roger's arm, for good luck, as Roger left for the boiler room to nail his girlfriend.


Tina, Mimi, and Angel walked through the halls together. Mimi and Angel had just met Tina in 1st period, but they already clicked.

Tina saw Mr. Schuester put up a sign up for Glee Club.

"G-G-Guys, do you think we should join?" Tina asked, staring at the sign up on the corkboard.

Mimi Marquez looked enthusiastic about it, while Angel Dumott looked a little uneasy about it.

"I don't know… maybe it's best if we just lay low. You guys weren't here last year, but Glee sucked." Angel, second year freshman replied.

"But Angel! I heard you sing before! You're awesome!" Mimi said, trying to convince him to sign up.

"But-" Angel complained.

"No buts! If I sign up, you do too!" Mimi said, pulling Angel with her, Tina in tow, as all of them signed their names sloppily on the sign up.

"I'm going to regret this." Angel groaned, as he walked away towards 4th period.