SUMMARY: Hope you like it I DON"T OWN NARUTO

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TEN YEARS LATER

The Demon Village is all in motion. Every villager is getting ready for The Big Move.The Demon Village is the safest village in the Land of fire due to the fact that it moves around every six months. The village is full of outcast, demons, and what people call freaks. The village is a sanctuary from the out side world. The village was build ten years ago by some boys. Now there children are running around every where.

"HEY Roki! whatch out " a group of young boys shouted. Ten seconds later a giant watermelon is rolling towards Roki. Roki starts to run like hell. On top of the Giant watermelon a Sora, Minato, and Itachi three of the Hokages children. "Move out of the way!" ( Cue the Indiana jones song) The giant water melon rolls over a villeger named Roki.

"Damn it you two!"

"'s for mommy!"Minato yells out.

"I'll get you three!" Roki shouted at them as other villagers laughed in amusment.

"Come on!" Itachi orders" We have to get this to Mommy quickly. Dad said so"

"We know what he said. We're not deaf"Sora complains

"Oh shut up. Respect your elders!"

" Your only older by one minute!"Sora shouted at his brother.

"Both of you SHUT UP! Besides I'm the oldest by two minutes. Quit complaining you two."The three of them were still running on the watermelon, and they weren't paying attention to were they were going.

"Hey" Sora said." who's driving?"

"I thought you were driving the watermelon" Itachi said

"OH MY GOD. Nobody was paying attention to were we were gong?!?!?!" Minato shouted loud enough for the whole village to hear."We're heading towards the Hokage it's right there........so how do we stop?"

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"NOBODY knows how to stop?!?!?!?!"All three of them shouted.

"OH man we are going to crash into the tower." Itachi stated

"DADDY! MOMMY! HELP US!" All three shouted

Naruto's POV:

"Naruto don't you need to send a letter to Lady Tsunade?" Sasauke said as he walked in to Naruto's was sitting behind a desk and a stack of paper. Naruto was a girl during the day, and a boy at night. Naruto had his long blond hair in a pigtails. He wore Tsunade's necklace. Naruto had big boobs and his clothes barely covered them up. They were sort of like Tsunade's didn't seem to be complaining. Naruto looks up at Sasuke. His crystal eyes stared at him.

"Sasuke when did you come back from your mission?"

"Just got back"

"Your right the last time I forget she was mad as hell"

"One of the Hawks dropped this off as I was entering the village"

"What is it ?"

"A letter from grandma Tsunade"

Dear Naruto

I still want you to come back to the village, or at least visit, or something. Everyone here still misses you.... expect the villager they still kind of hate for stealing Sasuke away from Sakura hates besides them every one still misses you. I love to see you again, and so would every one else.I also want to have an alliance with the Demon Village. You have done well to create a village that is undetectable. Please think about the alliance. You and Sasuke have become very powerful in such a sort time. I would like see how you have been doing. And I really want to see your children. From what you told me they look so cute!!

Sincerely Your grandma Tsunade

P.S. I fond away that you and Sasuke can come back to the village for about three days.

" I think I'll send our kids to kohana just to let them see were we grew up."

"You sure naruto"

"Yeah besides Tsunade and everyone else wants to meet them.

"Then make a Portal to tell her."

" Okay let go down stairs."Naruto gets up and heads down stairs with Sasuke.

"Man Naruto you get hotter with age"Sasuke said Sasuke raps his arms around naruto's slim waist. She kisses Naruto's neck.

"Sasuke stop the kids will be back son"Naruto moans.

"okay"

They entered a room that was big enough to hold 300 people. The room had big used the Portal jutsu on the wall. The red paint swirled into a blue dull color."Show me the Leaf Village." after a few seconds the swirl produced an image"inside the tower." The image changed to show Tsunade. Hinata, Ino, TenTen, Shikanaru, Neji, Lee, Shino And Neji all standing in her office."Hey Grandma Tsunade can you hear me?" Naruto yelled at the wall Tsunade jumped as she heard his voice. She stared at the wall.

Tsunade POV

I'm staring at the wall. I see a girl version of naruto, But Sasuke looks the same except older."Naruto how are you doing this?"

" It's a jutsu I created. We can talk to each other but no living thing can pass through. I wanted to tell you in person that we would be sending our 6 children to the village to see it. If they return back safely them I would agree to a treaty between our is a win win situation...as long as they aren't hurt.

"very well naruto. I agree to your terms." Tsunade stared st the two . This was the first time she had seen them in the last ten years." I would like to visit your Village"

"our children will visit your village. Then they will bring you and four others to the my village. Deal?"

"Deal" Tsunade said as a Giant water melon crashes trough the doors.

"Mommy! Daddy! Help us!" the three young boys shouted. They all looked like sasuke except they had naruto eyes and skin color. They were running around the room on top of the big ass watermelon.

"What are you three doing on that!" sasuke yelled.

"We wanted to eat it with you two" One of them said. three more come into the room. This time they looked liked naruto except with black eyes and pale skin. he water melon headed toward the three new commers.

" Holy Crap!" They yelled before starting to run. Three ran infront of the watermelon. Sasuke you get Minato, Sora and Itachi! I'll get Saratobi, Leon, and Hatori!" all the children were shouting out for Sasuke and Naruto. Naruto started to run in front of the watermelon too. One by one he pulled the kids out of the way and places then on a beam hanging on the ceiling. Sasuke meanwhile jumped onto the water melon and pulled the kids off it. The watermelon now without someone on top of it was spinning out of started to do a chidori while naruto did a rasengan. neither knew what the other was doing.

" Naruto!Stop! Sasuke is doing-" Tsunade shouted. Too late they both charged at the watermelon. The impact caused the watermelon to whole room was covered in watermelon. The portal also let pieces of the watermelon to come out to our side. Tsunade's whole office was covered in melon, and so was everyone in the room. Naruto somehow managed to get back to the portal.

"Well wasn't that fun?!" He laughed." I'll make sure they get there by tomorrow around noon."

"What!!!" the kids shouted still sitting on the beam. One jumps off the beam and lands on top of Naruto infront of the portal. "We are coming to The leaf village?"

" Yes that's the deal" All the other kids appear in front of the portal. They started to ask some many question at once. Sasuke was wondering around looking everywhere.

"Hey kids have you seen your mother?" he asked

Their expressions went blank. In unison they looked down on what they were sitting on"MOMMY!!" they jumped off.

" I'm alright" He groaned. Two seconds later he collapsed" No no I'm not. Tsunade I'll talked to you soon" He said before passing out.

"Okay Naruto take care."

" See you later grandma" The children shouted as the portal disappeared.

Author's note: How did you like it? Was it okay? I promise I'll make it even more funny... as soon as think of it. Please help me.