Standing before the princess, I was a mess. Confused and frustrated from over an hour of interrogations, I could hardly think straight. For a moment, I gazed lustfully at her beautiful well toned and majestic body. At once, her eyes met mine and seemed to see right through me. Embarrassed, I lowered my eyes, though not before catching the faint ghost of a smile appear upon her face. Silently, I waited for her to speak.
"You say you found this creature in the storage hall?" she asked at last.
"Yes, your highness," replied the guard at my right, "He was looking around, perhaps for a nonexistent opening in our defenses. In the process, he locked himself in one of the closets. We heard his screams for help."
I glanced over at the guard and gave him a cursory scan with my eyes. He was a unicorn with light brown fur and a dark brown, almost black, mane and tail. His voice, if it matched his appearance, should have sounded loud, booming, and authoritative, but being dazzled by the princess's astounding sexiness, he stuttered too often to sound even remotely impressive as he spoke.
"Your highness," began another beside the princess, "I can not stress how serious this breach in security is. Times are dangerous. Since he refuses to give logical answers to our questions, there is no other option than torture. Hand him over to me and I assure you he will cooperate immediately."
Horrified, I looked to see who had spoken. Unfortunately, it was nopony I recognized. This pony, another unicorn with white fur and a blue mane, resounded with authority in the way he spoke. I regretted that he did not take unto me kindly.
Celestia leaned back, eyes still fixed upon me. "Well, I most certainly can not take any more risks at this point," she said at last, "You need not remind me of the powers that seek to destroy us now. Lock him up as you did with the others. I will interrogate him myself later."