"Mulder!"

"What?" I twirled "What's up Scully, don't you like my shirt?"

"Not with the tie." She said bluntly, although she was smiling.

"Why?" I looked down. It doesn't look that bad.

"It doesn't match. And you can't go to another ass chewing in it."

I considered. Women have tried to change me before. Especially my ties. Why is that?

"Please change." She said "For me?"

Oh. Unfair. She knows that I can never say no when she says that.

She's got me totally wrapped around her finger.