Ever since Silver forcefully moved in with me, life started to turn upside down. Silver is messy, quirky, and suprisingly makes a great dish of poutine. Every now and again I'll sneak a glance at him, something about him has started to intrigue me.

I decided to pick up the newspaper and read it in the dining room, I usually never read the news, but I need something to amuse myself from this dreadful boredom. "Ezio claims belt in Sonic Fighters Martial Arts League" I read out loud to myself.

"What are you reading, Iblis Trigger? Are you going to join the SFMAL for yourself?!"

Mixed feelings of annoyance and relief fall over me, as Silver busts out of his cabinet with style. "No, I don't have any reason to earn some fancy belt, and I dont have any quarry with Ezio either."

"Well then sign me up Iblis Trigger! This must be my calling!"

I tried my best not to laugh, but I couldn't help it. I burst out in laughter. But Silver kept that same determined look in his eyes, he was serious.

"Silver, you DO realise telekenises is against the rules, right..?"

"You would be suprised, Iblis Trigger. I am also highly skilled in fire bending!"

Before I could even answer to his bold statement, Silver started punching the air, and fire came out of his fists! "HONOR! HONOR! HONOR!" He frantically repeated, bending fire.

"Silver! With this power, we could win the belt! Including the 100000 ring prize!"

Silver stopped in his tracks, and turned a full 180 towards me. He gave me the eyes of a person who lusted blood. "You must take me their, Iblis Trigger."

We slowly drove up to the Chaotix Dojo, it wasn't in the best neighbourhood, but the dojo looked decent enough. Before I could even think about parking, Silver bailed out of the car, and ran frantically towards the dojo. I couldn't help but to peek at his ass while he ran. "Not even Amy's ass was that tight..." I thought to myself. I shook the thought and quickly trailed behind him.

Silver kicked open the double doors, while I easily followed behind him. "Show me the long tounge who holds the belt!" Everybody gasped at Silver's comment, long tounge was a highly offensive racial slur to chamelions everywhere. Even I thought of it a little unneccesary.

"If you want the belt, first you'll have to go through me!" A high pitched voice directed at Silver.

To my surprise, it was none other then Charmy the Bee, buzzing around Silver like a hornet. "Get out of my way! I have no quarry with some butt plucker!" Another wave of gasps fill the room, if Silver had a career, it would be downhill plummeting! Without time to waste, Silver directed a burst of fire onto Charmy!

"OH FUCK DUDE, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, AHHHH!"

"Charmy! No! Stop drop and roll!" Espio cried out, revealing himself. Before Espio could reach the poor bee, all his limbs and wings were burned off, leaving Charmy no chance to stop drop and roll.

"E-Espio.. I l-love you.."

Charmy then went limp, leaving only her words with Espio "No...CHARMY WAKE UP, CHAAARMYYY!" Espio went into a rage, flailing with anger. "I SHALL KILL YOU, SILVER THE HEDGEHOG!"