Sonic ran through the vast Emerald Hills of Christmas Island on his way to the city to stop a new Eggman plot. "Another lame Mecha probably." He thought to himself. He was getting tired of that, it's one thing to fight a really cool one, but a lame one, talk about snoresville. RING RING! His cellphone went off, and he pressed a button on his headset to answer it. "Hello, Sonic the Hedgehog hero of Mobius speaking." The voice on the other end belonged to none other than his doppelganger Shadow the Hedgehog, "Sonic, we have a situation in the United Federation. We require immediate assistance." Sonic sighed, "I can't right now Shadow, Eggman's in Cityopolis right now. I need to kick his butt again." Shadow sounded confused, "What? But, he's here right now attacking the G.U.N base looking for me!" Sonic almost tripped over a rock, "What?! That's not possible, what does he look like?" There was a rustle before Shadow talked again, "Kind of wrinkled now that I look. His Mustache is graying in some places as well." Sonic breathed a sigh, "That's good. Eggman's not been messing with cloning tech then. I'll take out Eggman. Call Knuckles, he'll be happy to punch the fat man for you." Shadow grunted in agreement and hung up. Sonic finally reached Cityopolis and saw Eggman riding a Bull mech. "You got to be kidding me. This will be easy." Sonic was about to attack when he saw a strange sight, the viewport of the bull. Inside the mech were three teenagers, two Lavender Hedgehogs, and something he couldn't make out from where he was standing. "Hostages! If I attack I risk blowing them up. I need some help on this one. Good thing I got Tails on speed dial!" The familiar sound of rotating tails sounded to Sonic's left, "No need, I saw Eggman on the news. Figured you could use a hand with this one." Sonic smiled, "You thought right, those hostages aren't gonna save themselves." Tails got ready, "Plan Alpha Q?" he asked. Sonic shook his head, "No, we're doing plan Omega 3, grab and go buddy, I got Eggman." Tails took of giving Sonic a salute. Sonic took off at Super Sonic speeds and jumped on the nose of the bull. "Yo Eggman! Where'd you get this giant Pinata Walmart?" Robotnik threw a fit, "SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE PRICK OF A HEDGEHOG!" he shouted before he fired some Missiles at Sonic. Sonic easily dodged them and continued to keep Eggman busy as Tails flew up to the viewport to rescue the trapped teens. "Hey Eggman, I always meant to ask, is Baldness common in your family, or is it just you?" Robotnik shouted again, "IT'S HEREDITARY YOU SON OF BITCH!" Then a warning light started blinking. "Huh? The viewport's open… THE VIEWPORTS OPEN?! HOSTAGES ARE GONE!" Sonic smiled, "It's Pinata time!" Sonic spun into a ball and flew through the center of the mechs nose. Robotnik hastily detached his Egg Pod and flew away. "CURSE YOU SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" Sonic landed as the bull exploded behind him. "Well that was easy-! OMPH!" He looked to see the Female Lavender hedgehog hugging him. "DADDY!"