Right, so I probably should've explained earlier that this is gonna be a series of interconnected drabbles about Nico, Annabeth and Percy as a threesome. Because I love that idea and haven't seen it pulled off successfully yet and that frustrates me because it could totally work. Updates will come sporadically and be based on a lot of my head canons, so please be patient with me and keep up the awesome reviews!
-II-
"So… Nico likes me?"
"Yep. Pretty soon, we'll have enough people to start a support group. I'm thinking of calling it Seaweed Brain Anonymous. We'll have our first official meeting in a week."
"And I'm what? Bisexual or something?"
"Pansexual, most likely. Most of the gods were- they'd have sex with anything that stood still long enough, after all- and it gets passed down to more Demigods then you think. Unlike the gods, though, Demigods have to deal with the mortal world and propriety, so most of them do what they have to in order to fit in."
"And you knew this about me before Idid?"
"I know a lot of things about you that you probably don't know about yourself, Seaweed Brain."
"…I don't know if that statement makes me really happy or more terrified then I've ever been in my entire life."
"I don't know why it'd surprise you. You'd think you'd be used to it by now."
"But… you're really okay with this? This whole me-you-and-Nico thing? I mean, when Rachel was into me, you almost took her head off."
"Rachel was a mortal girl then. I'd seen enough older Demigods leave Camp Half-Blood and start lives in the mortal world to know that if you got together with her, it would be the last I ever saw of you. I was worried that she'd take you away from me. Nico's a Demigod like us. And I've always felt a draw towards him, like I needed to help take care of him. You have too, Percy, I know you have. If it's the three of us, I honestly think it'd work. We might not be the most normal or accepted family around, but we'd be loved and we'd have each other. That'd all I could ever need."
"…You're just doing this to piss off Hera, aren't you?"
"No!"
…
"Okay. Maybe a little. It doesn't hurt that this kind of relationship is the proverbial middle finger to the Queen Bitch of Olympus and her idea of perfect, normal families. But honestly, I think that this is the best thing for all three of us. I'm not that spiteful, Seaweed Brain."
"Remind me again why you told me that you aren't wild about the idea of getting married? Didn't it have something to do with the fact that you'd have to pay tribute to Hera?"
"Oh go eat kelp, you jerk."
"I love you too, Wise Girl."