Angel: despite the lack of the hordes of reviews I was hoping for...
Trina: pouts and sniffles
Angel: pats Trina on the back ...I decided to continue this story due to, that I thought the prologue was too short. (and that I promised Trina that I would update at least once a week) I made sure this chapter is longer. Hopefully more interesting also.
Trina: I want to warn all you readers out there that this chapter has a lot more character torture! Hehehehehehehe! Woot!
Angel: Yea I'm letting my evil side a.k.a. Trina write this story, so beware! Beware! BEWARE!
Trina: cackles evilly
Angel: sweatdrops umm right
Trina: still cackling evilly Oh what fun I shall have with this story! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Evil glint appears in her eyes and Angel slowly backs away with a baseball bat in her hands
Angel: umm Trina gulps what are you planning to do?
Trina: grins super evil I plan... I plan to... I plan to get whips out a large burlap bag that is moving THIS! Pulls out Naruto who is hog-tied and gagged
Naruto: MMMMFT!
Angel: YAY! You brought Naruto to play with us! jumps around happily
Trina: Us? No, me. I plan to keep him and use him in all my torture experiments. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAtakes a really deep breath HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wheezes
Angel and Naruto: sweatdrops even more
Angel: runs to Naruto and unties him, and they sneak away while Trina keeps laughing
Trina: stops laughing where did they go? Oh well Angel and I don't own Naruto, but I do borrow him for torture! Please review, and onwards to the story!
'word' = Naruto's thoughts
"word" = speech duh
Chapter 1
"NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" roared Kakashi. Meanwhile, Naruto was running away as fast as the blonde's legs could carry him. A mad Kakashi is a very scary thing indeed. As the blonde sped away, you could see that he was clutching something tightly to his chest.
'Oh shit! I'm in for it now, but it is soooooo worth it! Hehe! I finally did it! After all these years I finally did it! Yay me! I rock! Sasuke will be so jealous hehe!'
At the age of 17 and chuunin level, Naruto has succeeded where all those before him have failed. Not even the sages themselves were thought possible of doing it. He stolen from Kakashi...
(This is the end of chapter two! Mwuhahahahahahahaha! NOT! What a cliffhanger! I'm tempted to leave it as this! Sees Angel giving her a death glare and holding a chainsaw while Naruto is readying his Rasengan ummm or maybe not gulps and chuckles nervously I can so evil at times, but this isn't one of them! Continue the story! Runs over to the keyboard and starts typing)
...the infamous Icha Icha Paradise!
Quickly ducking into a nearby alley, Naruto performed his Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and made 10 copies of himself. He sent them in different directions, then masked his chakra so Kakashi couldn't detect him. Checking to see if anyone was around, and found no one, he made his way to the Hokage Monument.
When he made his way to the top, Naruto kept running until he reached the cliffs. Without so much as pausing, he threw himself off the cliffs and fell.
Halfway down Naruto twisted around and shot out an arm to grab hold of a rock jutting out from the side of the cliff. With the momentum of his fall he swung on the rock towards the cliff face. Just when it looked like he was going to have an intimate moment with the rocks, a crack in the cliff side appeared before him.
Naruto curled into a ball to fit inside the crack as he flew in.
With a grace only a Shinobi can have, he flipped a few times to land lightly on his feet near a wall. A small burst of chakra lit the lanterns the lined the wall, revealed a surprisingly large cave. Naruto went over to a chair that was nearby, collapsed on it only the way Naruto can, and stayed there gasping for breath.
After a few minutes have passed by, he sat up in the chair to get a better look at his prize. Chuckling gleefully to himself he said, "Hehe, Kakashi shall never find me here!"
"Guess again." Came a soft voice behind him.
Naruto froze for an instant, and with a feeling of impending doom, he turned his head to face the speaker.
There was a shadowy figure in a dark area in the cave. As Naruto squinted to see who it was, the person stepped in the light. It was...Sasuke!
Letting out a breath he hadn't realized he was holding, Naruto gave Sasuke his best I'm-going-to-kick-your-ass glare before yelling, "Sasuke, don't scare me like that! You almost gave me a heart attack! And how the hell did you find me?!"
Sasuke gave him his I'm-way-too-perfect-and-cool-for-you smirk before replying, "I saw you running through town real fast, and heard Kakashi yelling at you. So naturally I had to see what kind of trouble you got yourself into this time."
At this, Naruto gave Sasuke his widely known fox-grin, before proudly stating, "I may be in trouble, but I have done something no one, not even you, the I-can-do-everything-better-than-you bastard, can do."
Sasuke merely raised an eyebrow waiting for Naruto to continue. At the lack of an answer Naruto deflated a bit, before perking up again with another grin. "This is why Kakashi was yelling!" cheerfully yelled Naruto, before shoving the book in Sasuke's face.
Sasuke had to cross his eyes in effort to read the title, which put quite the comical look on his face. Too bad for Naruto that he didn't have his camera and the book hid the expression. (A/N: grrrr darn book, that was going to be great blackmail material for Naruto!)
When Sasuke realized what the book was, he blinked in surprise. "Amazing, you really did get it." Naruto swelled up at this. "I can't believe that sensei was so easily fooled by you, so you could get the book." Naruto smiled even bigger, and felt even prouder.
"Kakashi must be really drunk." With this, Naruto's head drooped down before coming back up with fire in his eyes.
"No I'm not, and now I'll take back what is mine." Came a voice about knee-height and Icha Icha Paradise suddenly disappeared from Naruto's hands.
Both the boys together jumped away from the source of the voice and pulled out their kunai, ready to attack. Rising out of the ground was Kakashi, still holding onto his precious book. Glaring at Naruto with his eye, he clutched the book to his chest and started talking to it.
"Don't worry my precious little one, you're alright. Daddy is here; he took you away from the mean mean boy. Daddy won't let that mean mean boy near you again." Naruto and Sasuke sweat-dropped at this and Kakashi continued. "Who's a good baby, who's a good baby? You are, yes you are. What a good baby you are."
At this, Naruto and Sasuke could only stare at their teacher in horror, both thinking that he finally went insane. When Kakashi finished "comforting" his book, he put it away in the special pocket made just for the book and gave Naruto a very stern look.
Sasuke slowly backed away from Naruto incase Kakashi started to attack. Naruto was also backing away from Kakashi, he was so scared shitless all he could do was back away as far as he could.
"Naruto," Kakashi started with deadly calm, "I'm going to have to take serious action for what you have done."
The feeling of utter doom settled on Naruto so heavily that he couldn't breathe. "Your punishment Naruto, is in 3 parts. The first one is that for an entire week you and Sasuke shall camp out in the Forest of Death with nothing but the clothes on your back. Second, when you two return, Naruto, you have to complete every single rank D mission there is by yourself for two months.You are not allowed to have any other rank missions. And third, you are forbidden to have any ramen, no exceptions. If it even looks or tastes like ramen, you can't have it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Naruto's cry of anguish could be heard all the way to the Sand village.
Tbc...
Trina, Angel and Naruto: Until next time! Please review! And thank you to all who did review the first chapter!
To Ketsueki karasu: hehe thanks! the horror part was an added bonus! i was just going for the humor.
To Kurisuteru-chan: hehe yes, i know he doesnt act that way, but god it is SOOO funny to make characters so way OOC. Ahhhh, its good to be the evil authoress!
To Midnight-Blue-Wolves: your wish is my command! waves magic chainsaw hope you like this one!
Everyone: Thank you for the support!