-At thehospital-
"...n...an...Ian...Hey, Ian, wake up, man..." Without hesitation, Ian got up, almost headbutting Anthony.
"Whoa! You almost hit me. Be careful." Ian put his right hand over his forehead.
"Ngh...What happened...W-Where am I?..." Anthony looked at him.
"You're in the hospital. You blacked out covered in blood." Ian's eyes shut tight and he winced. "Why does mt body hurt so bad? God..."
"Uhh...You were whipped like fifty times, dude." Ian was basiclly ignoring Anthony. "Hey, dude, you aren't gonna thank me for saving your life or anything?" Ian's hand that was on his forehead was clentching into a fist when Anthony pulled it away from it. "Dude, does it hurt that bad?"Ian's eyes went crossed and he ran out the room, went into the hallway -infront of all the doctors that were out-, threw up blood on the floor and screamed.
"FUCK YOU RIHANNA! YOU STOLE MY HAIR! LITTLE SLUT! RAHHH-" when a doctor injected him with a needle and he stopped, and went back in his hospital bed, moaning. Anthony was freaked out... "What's wrong with him?" The doctor looked up at him. "He's just in a coma." "But he was up and moving..." "Well, this coma is something...How do i say...'Different.' He isn't awake, but all of his past memories...Are being projected in his mind. Apparently, he has said that about Rihanna. But a side effect is throwing up blood." Ian's eyes were closed. Obiously, he was in his coma again. "How long will he be like this?" "I'm sorry sir, but, there's a big chance he might not ever wake up." "No! H...He can't in a coma like that all his life!" "Well, his injury to the head was the worst. It was a deep slice. Any further in, and that boy would've died." "That's bullshit! He can't just be in the coma for that long!"
"Sir, some people do stay in comas for their entire life." Anthony had tears running down his face. "I shall take my leave. Please, come get me if he starts acting up again." "...Alright..." The doctor left, and shut the door. "Oh, Ian...my best friend...in a coma...Asleep forever..." Anthony grabbed Ian's hand, squeezed it tight, hugging it, crying. One of his tears hit his hand, making it twitch. "Ian...You can hear me?..."
'Maybe he's about to react to another memory...' Anthony thought. But no. This wasn't a memory...His eyes opened, looked at Anthony, and smiled! Ian woke up!
"...Man, do i feel like Hell...Holy frick you took me to the hospital..." Anthony was tearing up again. "Anthony. the hell you crying fo-" He was stopped when Anthony hugged him. "I thought you were gonna be in a coma forever!" Ian's eyes widened. "I WAS IN A COMA!?" "Y-Y-Yeah..." Ian held Anthony's chin and pushed it up so he looked at Ian. "You don't have to cry anymore. I'm awake now. And I'm a few days, hopefully, we can go back to making videos, just doing what we normally do. Alright?" Anthony leaned on Ian's shoulder. He winced, but Ian didn't care. As long as Anthony was happy, he didn't care about anything.
-The next day-
Anthony woke up Ian after the doctor came in told Ian he could go home if he wanted. "I wouldn't go do anything with too much movement. Those wounds were really drastic. You could've died." "Buuuuuut. I didn't." "And you were lucky. If you'd like just go up to the counter and pay your bill."
'Fuck.' Ian thought. ' i know this is gonna be expensive! And the money this week is pretty low...' "Alright." So the doctor left the room. "Dude, how am I gonna pay this bill!?" Anthony shruged. "Son of a bitch..." "I can help with it, if you want." "You wouldn't have done this if-" "It doesn't matter. I don't waste my money on beer and pizza." "It isn't wasting! It's living." "Sure. Whatever. Either way, you saved my live, so I gotta repay you." "All you have to do is pay this bill. Nothing else. We'll be even." "No we won't, but if you say this is all I have to do, then this is all I'll do. "Okay." Ian stood up and staggered. "Going down..." and fell back on the bed. "...Shit." "What?" "...I...I... forgot you to walk." He was blushing, and Anthony was laughing. "How do you forget how to walk, when you're done it all your life?!" "I...I don't know..." His voice told Anthony 'I was in a coma. I can forget stuff..' It also sounded as if he'd done something bad. "...Do you think I'm mad at you?" "W-Well..." "WHY would I be mad at you? You WERE in a coma, after all."
"Heh, heh...I guess you're right! I'm a grown man! I can't get in trouble! Well, except for my mom..." He was blushing, again. "Dude, why are you blushing all of a sudden?" "W-What?" He was sweating like crazy, and Anthony knew something was up. "Here, Ian, lemme help you..." He was blushing, hard, when I got closer to him. "Okay, why are you blushing? Am I that sexy to you?" His blushing looked like he was bleeding. "Are you...Attracted to me?" "No!" Ian was a bad liar, but I know when he's not lieing, and he wasn't. "Then why are you blushing?" "I don't know. I'm being honest." "I know you are, I truly do." "I don't even feel like I'm blushing or anything." "Well you are. So lemme help you up." His blushing was geting harder every step closer he took. Anthony found himself blushing to he hid it the best he could, and it seemed enough.
-Once they were back home-
Anthony's P.O.V.
The whole time all he would do was blush. I wondered why he was, but I knew he didn't know either. His lies are if they're good enough, I can get him to crack in five seconds. Ian's weak when it comes to lieing, but his humor is spot-on. I looked at him straight in the eyes once we were out of the hospital, and there he was...BLUSHING. "What the fuck?" "What?" "All you do is blush when you look at me!" "Sometimes I just can't take you seriously! So I have to look away." "That makes no sence." "Doesn't have to." His voice was raising, as if he was mad or something. "Dude, are you mad at me or something?" "No. I'm just frickin' PISSED about the blush thing!" I took out his voodoo doll from our one video and poked his eye, making sure he saw. "BALLS!" I knew he was just kidding, so I laughed, because he's funny as friction. (I say friction a lot c:)
I poked his voodoo doll in the stomach, and he yelped and squeaked "balls...!" and I smirked. "Well, well, well, this thing really works, huh?" He smiled and just said "Yeah, I guess so." So the whole way home, we joked with the Ian voodoo doll. It was really fun, and I thought us being even was working out pretty good. Maybe being even will make our friendship, how do I say it...everlasting. Smosh should be the same when this is over.
Ian's P.O.V.
Apparently the whole time I was blushing especially when Anthony talked to me, came closer to me, and even poked me. I thought it was pretty weird. When we got to the parking lot, he just stared at me funny, so i had to look away to keep from laughing, making me look like I liked him...And all he did was talk about it, so i got mad, just the anger quickly subsided. We started playing with my voodoo doll Anthony keeps...For some odd reason...But it was fun. I saw him poke the doll's eye, so i said "BALLS!" as if I was in pain. Then he poked its stomach, making me yelp as I squeaked "balls...!" just to sound weird. But we played with that doll the whole way home. I guess us just going back to being friends is working out very well, if I do say so myself, and I do. But still, I hope the whole blush thing wasn't that weird and we can just go back to Smosh.
-End of Chapter 2-
Hey! So chapter two is over! I don't know what I'm gonna do for chapter three, but I'll whip something good up. P.S- Smosh videos and SmoshGames WILL be in the next episode, obiously with Mari, Jovenshire, Lasercorn, Sohinki, the whole damn crew! So stay tuned for Chapter 3!
