A/N: Can't believe we made it to chapter two! Well, we're actually not sure on how to continue the story from now on but...it'll work out somehow! :D Oh and here's our answer to 'ThePicturesqueSkyline' for the helpful critique!
1) Their voices are the same since it's only their soul that swapped.
2) We forgot to add up the details on that and edited the first chapter after you said it in the review. Gokudera just returned from his mission when the whole thing happened.
3) Well, even if the paperwork are burned, there would be a lot more waiting to be done so let's just say Tsuna doesn't even want to know how much more paperwork he had other than the ones in his office.
Thanks for your support, critiques, reviews, favs and alert! Hope you enjoy Ch.2 of Switch Bodies! XD
This Means WAR!
The pineapple head skipped (yes dear readers, skipped) through the hallways of the Vongola mansion, ignoring the weird glances by the worker in the Vongola that either had their jaws dropped or chuckling behind his back. Tsuna didn't care though, the pineapple head would only have to pay for the endless amount of paperwork that he gave him.
Revenge is sweet after all...
The decimo noticed three figure forming on the other end of the hallway and cackled creepily as he noticed that it was his rain, sun and lightning guardian walking together on their way. An evil smirk creeping up his face as he proceeded to carry out his little prank.
"Takeshi, Onii-san and Lambo! Good evening!"
Yamamoto look straight at the source of the voice and was about to greet back but froze when he saw the strangest thing he'd ever seen. There he was, a pineapple headed illusionist raising his hand high up in the air and greeting them with a warm smile. One which no one would never imagined him to be able to do.
"What are you guys up to at this kind of time?" Tsuna said casually which almost made them gawked.
"Err...well, Mukuro-san...we're just having a little break and going to the living room to watch a baseball match on TV."
Yamamoto scratched his cheek, not knowing how to speak to the mist illusionist who was actually just his best friend, Sawada Tsunayoshi. The bluenette was about to reply when suddenly, the window to their side crashed and glass shattered to their feet, revealing the cloud guardian who put up his tonfas dangerously.
"Herbivores...I will bite you to death for crowding." Hibari hissed and was about to attacked them when Tsuna raised an arm in defeat.
"HIEEE! I'll leave so please don't bite me to death!"
He screamed before running for his life and soon, out of the guardians' sight. The skylark clicked his tongue before leaving the others to stare dumbly at the place where Tsuna once stood.
"Well, what do you know? He could still be creepier than he usually is." The lightning guardian,now 15 years old, said with a poker face.
"THAT'S THE MOST EXTREME AND WEIRDEST THING HE'D EVER DONE SO FAR!" Ryohei shouted.
"Yeah, the pineapple had finally lost it...but that girly shriek sound familliar somehow..."
"Now that you say it...maybe...just maybe..." The rain guardian rubbed his chin as his expression grew serious, making the other two look at him in curiously before he placed a fist over his palm comically.
"He was just playing a game!" Yamamoto chuckled happy-go-luckily.
"I EXTREMELY THOUGHT SO TOO!" Ryohei pumped his fist to the air energetically.
"Yare,yare..." Lambo could only sighed at the two older guardians.
Tsuna fiddled with the brass handle of his office and went in to find his own body slumped over the mahogany table. He grinned in victory as the paperwork was now gone from his table, which means that the mist guardian had somehow finished the whole stacks.
"Well...do you still want my body now Mukuro?" Tsuna smirked as he sat down on one of the chair.
"Kufufu~ This is nothing, Vongola." Mukuro cackle as he raised his head, looking half-dead and tired.
"That's great then!"The decimo clapped his hands together, making the mist illusionist raised a brow at his statement.
"We still have a lot more waiting to be done in that corner over there." Tsuna pointed innocently to the stacks of paper that touched up to the ceiling of his office.
"KUFUFU~ that's it! I am getting my body back!"
Mukuro screamed as he banged his fist to the table when suddenly, the sound of a phone ringing could be heard. The brunette instinctively reached down to his pocket and raised the phone up to his ears wearily.
"Fufufu...and who might this be?" Mukuro answered with his signature cackle but froze when he heard the voice at the other end of the line.
"Tsuna-kun?" Kyoko blinked when she heard her boyfriend's voice and held it away from her ears to check the caller id. True enough, she was calling the right person but his voice sounded weird. Did he just...laughed evilly just now?
The mist guardian immediately tried to change his voice as similar to the decimo as possible while the real person was happily sipping on his cup of steaming coffee that he bought when he was out before.
"Err...Kyoko-chan?" Mukuro corrected while Tsuna spit take on his drink and coughed when he heard the name of his girlfriend.
"It's me, I just want to remind you that we'd be having dinner together like you'd promised last week." The orangenette said happily through the phone while Mukuro thought back to their situation. The mafia boss couldn't possibly go on a date with his body...
"Sorry to say but the date is cance-" Kyoko wondered why his words were suddenly cut off as she heard scuffles and lots of cursing on the other line before another voice answered her.
"K-Kyoko-san?" Tsuna said as he dodged the trident aiming for his head from an angry illusionist.
"D-Don't worry, he will" Dodge. "be" Jump. "there."
Tsuna glared at his mist guardian who cackle creepily and continued to aim for the decimo, not agreeing with the idea.
"Mukuro-san? Oh, wait, Chrome-chan wanted to speak to you." Kyoko said before handing it over to the purplenette beside her.
"E-Eh?" The decimo answered dumbly as the female illusionist replaces his girlfriend.
"Mukuro-sama, I was thinking...maybe we should have dinner together too? I-It's been a while, after all..." Chrome said shyly.
"H-Huh? But we-" Another fight could be heard but this time, she could hear her bossu's voice through the phone.
"How about a double date then?" Mukuro blurted out while Tsuna widened his mis-matched orbs.
"Alright, we'll see you two soon." The purplenette giggled happily before the call ended, leaving the two men to themselves.
"Kufufu~" Mukuro cackled as he himself couldn't possibly disappoint his chrome by rejecting her while the mafia boss could never broke a promise especially to Kyoko.
Tsuna facepalmed.
"What...are you wearing?" Tsuna muttered as he watched himself dressed with the top three button un-buttoned, a loosened tie along with a black fedora and shades, a sly smirk decorating his features.
"You are not showing up infront of Kyoko chan wearing that." The decimo pointed to the mist illusionist clothes with a horrified look.
"Then are you going to be wearing those infront of my Chrome?" Mukuro retorted back as he scanned himself being neatly dressed in a pin-striped suit with the first button and all.
"This is not working at all." The mafia boss sighed before he walk up to the mist illusionist and button up his suit. "At least wear my clothes properly...I don't want to look weird when Kyoko-chan sees me later."
"And you need to look less wimpier in my body, Sawada Tsunayoshi." Mukuro grabbed on the tie and decided to pulled it off, ignoring the glare from the mafia boss.
"Tsuna?" The rain guardian knocked on the door of his boss's room before opening it.
"Kyoko-chan and Chrome-chan are back so get rea-" Yamamoto was cut off as he saw the two and their hands on the other's clothes. Both froze when they realize what they were doing and how easily misunderstood the situation could be to the rain guardian who merely watched the scene with wide eyes.
"Err, this is kinda awkward so let's just pretend that...I never saw anything." The baseball lover said as the two merely nodded their heads in agreement without a word.
Tsuna pulled the chair for Chrome and she looked at him weirdly, thinking why he was suddenly acting so gentlemanly. Tsuna only looked at her and gave a bright smile, not the usual creepy smirk, and it made her blush as she could only turn her head away in embarrassment.
"M-Mukuro-sama." The purplenette look up from her seat and almost squeaked when she noticed that the bluenette still had that award winning smile that could make millions of girls squeal faint on the spot.
"Yes?" Tsuna answered oh-so-gently at the female illusionist.
"Somehow you seemed...different today."
Chrome muttered as she fiddled with her fingers, unsure of why she had said so but the purplenette had a weird feeling somehow. Tsuna flinched, he was inwardly panicking as he forgot how sharp the other mist illusionist could be. But being the decimo, he'd already learn not to show his expression easily so he adjusted his smile to a smirk as creepy as the real pineapple head would have decorating on his face.
"How so?...My dear Chrome." Tsuna muttered, somehow feeling weird for calling the purplenette in such a way but he had to convince her somehow.
"Umm...you're very nice today and somehow really c-caring."
Chrome shifted on her seat as her face flush with different shades of red. Tsuna was now holding back his laughter for doing a better job at pleasing the female illusionist than Mukuro. The decimo paused as he thought of the idea that since he's stuck with his body for the whole date...he might as well make Chrome happy with his date. Tsuna knew how the pineapple head never showed his affection openly and Chrome look like she deserve more attention, at least for this one time. Maybe he could even help the two mist guardians get closer together...
"Oya? I thought that you had already known by now that you are the only one I would ever care so deeply for...Nagi." Tsuna said with a charming smile and chuckled lightly when Chrome flustered at his statement.
Meanwhile, a certain brunette was gripping his glass of wine that was threatening to crack. Seeing the decimo flirting with HIS Chrome was unacceptable. Though Tsuna was too oblivious to know that he was actually flirting, being known to be a natural charmer in the Vongola mansion.
"Tsuna-kun?" Kyoko said worriedly as she noticed the brunette fixing his chocolate browns and glaring at the back of the pineapple's head.
"K-Kyoko-chan! S-Sorry, I was just spacing out..."
The mist illusionist mimicked his boss's behaviour as he scratched his cheeks sheepishly, inwardly scoffing since he had to act like the decimo. That was until Mukuro heard the female illusionist giggling with that tint of redness on her cheeks while the soon-to-be-dead-mafia boss (oh, he will absolutely KILL him) who was having a friendly chat with again, HIS Chrome. Mukuro gritted his teeth as he snapped his head back to the orange head looking at him worriedly when an idea came to his mind.
He had to hold back his evil cackle as a sly grin threatened to form on the corner of his lips. The brunette sat back to his chair comfortably, tossing off the politeness of the decimo that he was pretending to be. The orange head merely blinked at his sudden change of character and felt a faint blush crept up to her cheeks when the brunette un-buttoning the first few buttons. Mukuro loosened his tie with a mischievous glint in his chocolate orbs and a mouth watering smirk that made nearby waitresses and female customers squeal.
"Kyoko..." Mukuro whispered in a deep tone while raising an arm to held her hand lovingly, throwing the honorifics as he decided to do things his own way.
"W-What is it, Tsuna-kun?" The orange head blushed a deep shade of red, confused by her boyfriend's weird behaviour. Since when did he look so...hot?
"Have I already told you that you look...beautiful tonight? il mio amore." The brunette said before placing his lips on the back of her hand.
"T-Thank you...Tsuna-kun." Kyoko muttered as she hide her reddening cheeks, all suspicion thrown out of the window as he flashed a bright smile at the decimo's girlfriend. Tsuna gawked as he watched the whole scene played out in front of him.
' What. The. HELL?!'
"Hmm...Kyoko, you have some wine stain on your lips." Mukuro uttered as the orange head began to place a hand over her mouth frantically, feeling embarrassed by his statement.
"E-Eh? Where?"
Kyoko was about to excuse herself to the washroom but was stopped from her thoughts the next moment. Her eyes widened when the brunette leaned in and wiped the corner of her lips with his thumb before tasting it himself.
"It's sweet...very delicious." The brunette whispered as he gave a sly smirk, making the orange head flushed in a deep shade of red as she froze on her seat.
"T-T-Tsuna-kun?"
She stuttered, unable to find any words to choke out. The male illusionist was suddenly pulled back to his seat from his collar by a pineapple head who looked very much pissed. Tsuna's mouth was twitching as he fought the urge to kill his mist guardian and send him through the cycle of hell over and over again.
"What in the name of HELL do you think you're doing to Kyoko-CHAN."
Tsuna muttered dangerously as he emphasized on the honorifics, he didn't want Kyoko to think of it weirdly for him to get so friendly all of a sudden. Though, seeing as his girlfriend was already flushing and at a loss for word, he had a lot of explaining to do when this is all over.
"Well, what were you doing FLIRTING with MY Chrome, Vongola?" Mukuro retorted with the same eyes ready to kill while the girls merely look at them curiously, wondering innocently when the two had become so close to be talking secretly to one another in a hush tone.
"I'm going to kill you if you dare to even touch a strand of her hair..." Tsuna growled as he remembered what the illusionist had done to his girlfriend.
"Oya? I could say the same to you, Sawada-freaking-TUNAyoshi.." The brunette smirk evilly as he purposefully messed with the other's name, causing him to twitch an eye irritably.
"Kufufufu~ You pineapple headed FREAK..." The decimo snapped back as he cackle evilly before letting his hand go from the Mukuro's collar.
"Tsuna-kun, are you sure you're okay?" Kyoko asked worriedly as she watched the two with dark, deadly auras looming over them.
"Kufu-!" Mukuro was interrupted by a foot that stomped on his feet under the table, as a very kind reminder that he should still act as the other.
"Of course he is fine, Kyoko-san. There is no need to worry."
Tsuna answered as he crossed his legs and smiled innocently. Both girls didn't seemed too convinced but decided to wave it off as they chatted together happily, giving a chance to the brunette and his guardian to glare at each other with the same thought in mind.
' This. Means. WAR!'
'il mio amore' means 'my love'. XD
Little note by Vivian (K.N.N): This chapter could be like an apologies by Alice-chan since her 'Mafioso Lover' haven't updated... for a month.
A/N(Alice): Ahh yeah, as Vivian said...I'm really sorry and feeling guilty to the readers who read my fic :( I hope I made it up for not updating my fic by making the readers laugh. Thanks for reading, really appreciate it! :D