Gardevoir was sitting underneath an apple tree, enjoying her day as she picked several apples, eating them one by one down to their cores, tossing them aside as she did.
"Mmmm...little ol' me loves dem apples!" she stated, burping loudly after having finished about 12 apples. Suddenly, her stomach growled loudly, prompting her to place her hands on it. "Goodness, I'm still hungry?" Then, a loud and powerful fart erupted from her butt, which lifted her white dress as she covered her hands with her mouth in embarrassment. "Gosh, not again! Not now!"
Five seconds later, another loud, powerful and raunchy toot from Gardevoir's sexy round ass underneath her white dress caused the apple tree behind her to melt, burning all the apples on it away in the process. Gardevoir looked back at the melted tree, falling down on her knees as tears forms in her eyes.
"Me and my big, gassy butt!" Gardevoir started crying as waterfalls came out of her eyes while more poots came out of her butt.
Ninfia from the region that Xerneas and Yveltal lived in, was walking by, seeing Gardevoir crying and farting next to the melted apple tree.
"Oh dear." she thought.
Suddenly, Fred the Fish appeared out of nowhere. "Rev up those fryers! Cuz I sure am hungry for-" Suddenly, Fred grabbed his throat, not be able to breathe air as he fell to the ground, gasping for air as he rolled into a nearby bush, somehow teleporting back to the sea bottom.