Dogs accroding to Humphrey

by BunnyGirl1774

This is the first chapter of Dogs accroding to Humphrey. About a class room pet who is staying at home with his owner ms Mac for the summer holidays. But his holiday is nothing but relaxing as he finds out he will be spending it with dogs.

2. Chapter 2

Dogs according to Humphrey

By BunnyGirl1774

I spent the whole night working on my plan, I needed to find her weakness she was really good friends with Ms Mac so she wouldn't be scared of easy. But then I realised that she was terrified of small furry animals, I have no idea how she got the job for caring for one especially me the cutest and fluffiest hamster in the world well maybe I am exaggerating a bit but I am defiantly in the top 10. I never wanted to resort to it but I had to choice I had to get in touch with … the RAT. I knew today was Friday because that was the one day those dogs are not going to be here as they where going to the groomers. As soon as they left I opened my cage which didn't lock I slid down the blanket which those horrid dogs and nearly killed me with. And I ran along the wooden floor and ran out the door. I went over to the corner of the living room and then I pulled the loose piece of carpet up and jumped down I fell though a number of gaps and cant tell u how dusty it was down there by the time I hit the very bottom I was gray.

I heard little foot steps all around me then something hit me round the head. I woke up in a room surrounded be some of the ugliest rats I had ever seen I called out

"I WON'T TO SEE THE BIG GUY" and out of the darkness came the rat he was the meanest and the most feared rat of all. He had lost one of his eyes by being attacked by a cat but he survived and covering the massive hole in his head was a black eye patch. "What do u want?" He asked in his deep voice

. "I did a favour for you now you can do a favour for me!" I said in my most James Bond like voice.

"Don't act like James Bond Humphrey I have met him and that was the worst Bond like voice I have ever heard!" He replied

"You really have met him?" I asked

"Not in person but anyway we are going of subject what do u want me to do for you!" He asked

"I need you to…." I whispered and with that I left. I ran up pipe that had broken and from that it was up up up and when I reached the touch I hopped out and covered up the hole and ran but to my cage. At around 5oclock Margery returned the dogs looked a lot nicer not me nice but nice but Margery I have never laughed so much she looked like she had been dragged though a hedge backwards. But I had no time for that I had to get as much sleep as possible I was going to have a long night.