Oh, how realistic

by coadhpgg

Gale becomes a sadistic Murderer, Eighteen year old Prim wears her hair in bunches and is known as little duck, President Snow and President Coin, who want to kill each other are secretly in love, oh and so are Katniss and Haymitch, Peeta then forgets about Katniss and has an affair with a delightful Mary-Sue OC. Just some of the many realistic things our fandom has produced.

2. Chapter 2

Every day drags on forever. I miss Prim, I miss her laugh I miss her smile, I miss the way she would quack when I called her "little duck" I miss her eyes, her hair, how she knew what I was feeling before I knew it myself.

All I know is I'm never falling in love.

Ever.

I will never get married or have children, and that's final

Everyone I love gets hurt, I loved Prim, she's dead, I loved gale, and he's gone. I loved my father he's dead, I loved my mother, she's broken. I loved Finnick, Peeta, Rue, Lavina, Darius, the list is endless.

They all got hurt in one way or another.

I go outside; I really need some fresh air right now.

Oh look!

That's Peeta!

Oh, wow… he looks handsome today, oh and his hair! And his eyes, I feel like he's staring into my soul.

I feel funny.

Oh, I know what this is! I'm in love with him.

Yay! I love Peeta Mellark!

So I walk up to him and kiss him.

Next step: get married and have many babies.

In honor of all the fanfics where Katniss falls in love with Peeta after barely 100 words... :)