Bella- Ilovesparklyvamps

Edward- longfingers

Jacob- Werewolfsrock

Alice: Shop-a-holic

Jasper: Emoboy

Emmett: Ilikepies

Rose: Fuckthis

Carlisle: DoctorCarlisle

Esme: Mothergoose!

And....

Mike:MikelovesBella

Ilovesparklyvamps, Werewolfsrock, Shop-a-holic, Ilikepies and DoctorCarlisle has signed in

Shop-o-holic: OMG guys this thing is so awesome! You get to talk to your friends when you're like across the world:O

Ilovesparklyvampires: Yes....

DoctorCarlisle: hey guys

Werewolfsrock: Okay how do you work this thing? Ahhh I got it!

Ilikepies: Carlieee barlieee!

DoctorCarlisle: Don't call me that...

Ilovesparklyvampires: Hey Carlisle, Emmett, Jacob.

Werewolfsrock: Hey Bella, why don't you love furry werewolfs?

Ilovesparklyvampires: I don't not love them I just like vamps more....

Werewolvesrock: Why? :O they smell like sick:|

Ilovesparklyvampires: Because I date one... and no they don't Jacob, that's just your wolfy nose that thinks that!

Shop-o-holic: No we don't Jacob... you smell like wet dog!

Ilikepies: Rubberducks

Werewolvesrock: I AM a dog, what do you expect? Want me to rub the smell over you?

DoctorCarlisle: Now now kids, calm down! Lets talk about....

Ilikepies: RubberDucks...

Shop-o-holic: Emmett shut up about rubber ducks!

Ilovesparklyvampires: Where is Edward?

Ilikepies: In the bath with rubber ducks.

Werewolvesrock: Probably showing off his sparkly gay self over cam to some gay perverted man!

Shop-o-holic: Bella he is a way out hunting.

Ilovesparklyvampires: okay... Jacob you are just jealous that I love him and not you.

Werewolves: I am not, it's true Bella, he is gay!

MikelovesBella has signed in

Ilovesparklyvampires: Okay who added him in....?

Ilikepies: .....

DoctorCarlisle: it was Emmett.

MikelovesBella: Hello my lovely Bella....

IlovesparklyVampires: Goodbye Mike....

Werewolvesrock: Mike loves Bella? Do I have another boy to compete with?

Ilovesparklyvampires: No

Shop-o-holic: Go awat Mike.

Ilikepies: yes you do Jacob, I am sorry to say!

Werewolvesrock: wait is this the annoying boy that stalks Bella?

MikeLovesBella: I don't stalk Bella...

IlovesparklyVampires: yes you do.

Werewolvesrock: Hahahaha! He is such a loser!

DoctorCarlisle: Im off kids, have fun!

DoctorCarlisle has signed out

MikelovesBella: No I am not!

Shop-o-holic: You are

Ilovesparklyvampires: Face it.

Ilikepies: Wait this is mike Newton?

Werewolvesrock: Yes... are you always this slow?

MikelovesBella: NEVER!

Ilikepies: I thought it was Micheal Jackson....

MikelovesBella: no I am Mike Newton... Micheal Jackson is dead....

Ilikepies: he's dead?:O Nooo... who's going to do the moonwalk now?

Werewolvesrock: I can do the moonwalks Emmett....

Ilikpies: Ohmyfishsticks, you're Micheal Jackson reincarnated!

Ilovesparklyvampires: No Emmett if he was, 1. He would only be 6 months of age, and two he would look a lot more plastic.

Werewolvesrock: yes that is correct Bella.

MikelovesBella: bella can we go out to the cinema?

Ilikepies: Hmm....

Ilovesparklyvamps: No.

MikelovesBella: Why not?

Ilovesparklyvamps: because you're a stalker.

Mikelovesbella: So Ill meet you at 7 in port angeles?

Ilovesparklyvampires: I'm going, goodbye cullens and Jacob.

Ilikepie: So am I, I am off to play dress up with Alice, goodbye.

Shop-o-holic: See you mutt.

Ilovesparklyvampires, Ilikepie and Shop-o-holic have signed out

MikelovesBella: So are you another unfortunate case that is in love with Bella?

Werewolvesrock: Don't talk to me.

MikelovesBella: And I thought we could be BFFS!

Werewolvesrock has signed out.