Not So Happy Campers Pt. 2
At the ten thousand foot cliff, the campers looked over it in to the far below, with worried looks on their faces. "Okay! Your very first challenge is to jump into this one thousand foot cliff into the lake,"
"Piece of cake!" Sky said confidently next to a petrified Dave.
"If you look down, you will see two target areas." Chris continued, prompting some campers to look down at the ringed circle surrounded by buoys. "Inside that area is a safe zone, which were pretty sure is shark free, the wider area has ferocious, psychotic sharks!"
"What do you mean by sharks?" Scott quivered in fear.
"This is way too dangerous, I signed up for Total Drama, not Auschwitz!" Dave shouted at the indifferent host.
Chris ignored the comment and continued. "For each team member who jumps, and actually survives, there will be a crate of supplies for the second part of the challenge… Building a hot tub!"
"Well I could so, use a hotub!" Lindsay said excitedly.
"The team with the best hotub, wins a wicked hotub party, while the losers send someone home, Let's see Killer Bass you're up first!"
Jasmine looked at her teammates, "So who's jumping first, I'm staying to encourage the others to jump."
Bridgette looked over the edge, "Wow, this is a far jump into an angry circle of sharks. Well here goes nothing!" Bridgette shouted as she dived into the safe zone. Upon rising her head she signaled to her team.
"Yeah, she did it, I'm next!" Tyler exclaimed as he took a running leap of the cliff. He landed in the safe zone, but hit a buoy in the process. "Ow, that's gonna leave a mark!" Tyler whined.
Mike peered of the cliff nervously, "Wow I never thought I would die like this." He suddenly switched into Svetlana. "If anyone can do this, it's Svetlana!" Mike exclaimed in the Russian accent. As he swan dived into the safe zone.
"Wow, how did he manage to do that?" Jasmine said in awe.
Duncan said confidently. "I'll go next, if we can't do this than were pretty much duds." He then hopped of the cliff followed by Geoff who yelled woohoo, a silent B and a serene Dawn.
Dawn fell out of the safe zone and the camper's yelled frantically at her. "Oh, you're going to give me a lift to the beach, kind creature?" As she pet the shark on the head.
To everyone's surprise, the shark carried Dawn on to the beach, the girl waved to her friend. "Wow, never thought I would see that!" Tyler said, in surprise.
Back on the cliff, DJ was hesitating, "Nah, uh, no way, I'm not jumping!"
"What scared of heights or something?" Chris asked
"Yeah, ever since I was a kid." DJ answered.
"Well that's okay, big guy, but unfortunately that makes you a chicken." Chris said sounding two faced.
DJ looked both shocked and annoyed. "Aw, man, from where."
Chris mocked him by pretending to cluck like a chicken. "That means, the chicken path way, is down that way!" Chris signaled to an elevator, strangely placed on the cliff.
"Uh, I don't know about this, I mean I jumped in hay-stacks, but this is completely different." Rodney said, looking scared.
"If you jump, Blaineley would appreciate you more." Jasmine encouraged.
Rodney took a running leap of the cliff, "I'm doing this for you, sweetie!"
"Ew, I hope he lands in the shark area." Blaineley cringed. Rodney did land in the safe zone, but he landed on his crotch, and screamed in pain.
"Ooh, hate to see that happen!" Chris exclaimed.
"Excuse me, Chris, I have a medical condition." Courtney stated, obviously trying to get out of the challenge.
"What condition?" Chris asked.
Courtney continued, "A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs."
"You can chicken out if you want, but, that might cost your team the challenge, and then they'll hate you." Chris warned.
"It's a calculated risk, I've seen the other team and I don't think all of them will jump." Courtney replied, as she pointed to the dumfounded Screaming Gophers.
"Alright! Here's your chicken hat." Chris said as he placed the hat on Courtney.
"Wow, my Great-Great-Great-Great uncle John invented cliff-diving before him people just fell of cliffs. I would like to follow in his footsteps, but I can't do this."
"Um, okay, but I doubt your uncle invented cliff-diving." Chris said in disbelief.
"It's true, he had the best record of cliff-diving in the world." Staci lied, once again.
"Alright, you're a chicken as well." Chris handed Staci a chicken hat.
Staci rambled on. "Yah, it was my Great-Great-Great Grandma Carlene who invented chicken hats. Before her people put actual chickens on their heads."
Chris rolled his eyes. "Thanks for the trivia, no one asked for."
Ella, Sugar and Anne Maria stood at the Cliffside with nonchalant looks. "I ain`t scuffing my pageant shoes for this!" Sugar stated.
"And I worked hard to get this hot tan!" Anne Maria added.
Ella encouraged. "C'mon girls, I know we can do it, oh I know why don't we all jump together!"
Sugar simply pushed the princess of the cliff, "I don't trust that two- faced witch one bit!"
"K, girl is a little childish, but why would you push her off?" Anne Maria questioned.
"Cos, I hate, her!" Sugar said in an angry tone.
"Are you guys jumping, or not?" Jasmine questioned, seeming impatient.
Anne Maria finished spraying her hair. "The water, gonna mess up my hair."
Sugar also said in a formal way. "I personally believe, that a pageant girl shouldn't risk her bod!"
"Alright! But if you can't do this challenge, you can't do any, which means we'll have to vote you off." Jasmine goaded.
"Ugh fine, but if my hair is messed up, your so gonna get a beat down!" Anne Maria exclaimed as she leaped of the cliff.
Sugar said confidentially. "If fake-tan girl, can do it, so can me." Sugar did a cannonball of the cliff and onto Anne Maria who was in the safe zone.
"Jeez, you fat load, you got my hair messed up!" Anne Maria complained.
"Oh, you want me to water-board you, jersey girl?" Sugar shot back, as the two began slap fighting.
Ella said in horror, "Girls, please don't fight."
Sugar switched her anger on Ella, and dunked her under the water. "I don't need no supervision."
Back at the cliff Jasmine stood at the peak. "Well, since I got them to jump. My work here is done." The amazon woman jumped of the cliff.
Scott peered over the cliff and noticed three sharks swarming the lake. "No way am I going, hate sharks."
"Can't argue with that, even though Dawn was the only one not to land in the safe zone." Chris told the farmer.
"Don't care, I'm still not going!" Scott exclaimed, as he grabbed a chicken hat.
Chris held out a sheet, "So let's tally up the results, Brick is going last so that's twelve jumpers and 4 chickens. We're missing one!"
"I'm not jumping, without Katie!" Sadie shouted.
"We, have to be on the same team, Chris!" Katie added.
The two girls began to get in his face saying "Can we?" and "Please?" This began to immensely annoy the host.
"I'll switch places with her." Izzy offered.
"Alright, fine! You're both on the Killer Bass. Izzy you're on the Screaming Gopher's!" Chris said, finally giving in.
The two girls began running towards the cliff yelling together. "We're coming, fabulous!"
"Brick, you're up!" Chris announced to the cadet.
"Okay, I can do this, it's only a thousand feet." The scared cadet reassured himself.
"What, are you scared!" Chris mocked.
Brick shook his head and saluted, he took a running dive off the cliff. However he landed in the safe zone, but panicked when he went underwater. "Help, Help me!" He called out.
Jasmine scoffed, "Some, tough cadet, can't stay underwater for 5 seconds."
"Okay, so that's fifteen jumper and four chickens. Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on!" Chris announced.
"Nice! Okay guys who's up first." Trent exclaimed.
"No way, in hell, am I jumping!" Dave yelled.
Sky put her hand on his shoulder, and said. "C'mon Dave, please, it's our first challenge. We need to win!"
"Sorry, but, I'm not dying at age sixteen." Dave replied.
"Here, I'll jump with you." Sky offered.
Dave then smiled at her. "Okay, let's do this!" The couple then jumped together, safely into the safe zone.
Jo looked around at her team confidentially, "I'll go next, and the rest of you better go too though." She dived of the cliff yelling. "Look out, below!"
"Lightning's next, Shabababam!" The cocky jock. Yelled as he posed confidentially, on his way down the cliff.
The rest of the Gopher's didn't look as confident as Lightning and Jo. "I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm doing this!" Dakota said in a matter of fact tone.
"Why, not!" Lindsay asked.
"Um, National TV. I'll get my hair wet!" Dakota said, swiftly.
Gwen looked annoyed, "You're kidding right?"
"If, she's not doing it, I'm not jumping either!" Lindsay agreed, with the spoiled brat.
LeShawna then said. "Oh, you're doing it!"
"Yeah, right. When pigs fly." Dakota replied.
LeShawna continued her warning. "I'm not losing this challenge, cos you got your hair wet. You spoiled daddy's girl!"
"Back off, you low rent loser." Dakota said, not realizing what she accidentally said.
"Starbucks drinking, bleach blonde bimbo, SUV driving, teen girl, peaking at prom queen!" LeShawna hurled back at the rich girl.
"Well, at-least, I'm beautiful!" Dakota said, shooting herself in the foot again. This caused some of the other teammates to be worried about what LeShawna might do next.
"You're jumping!" LeShawna growled, at Dakota.
"Make, me!" Dakota replied.
LeShawna picked up the girl, and threw her off the cliff and into the safe zone. Dakota then emerged from the water and spitted out some water. "Ugh, LeShawna, you are so sued!"
"I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I?" LeShawna called out. And then jumped herself saying "I hope I can make it too!"
The scene cut back to Lindsay who was trembling with fear. "I thought this was supposed to be a talent contest."
Haha yah, haha no!" The host laughed at the scared stiff blonde. Lindsay then jumped, followed by Gwen who screamed no, Cody who also freaked out, a laughing Izzy, Max who was screaming like a six year old girl.
"Evil does not scream." The fake evil genius reassured. Scarlett was shown next and was also quite scared. "There's a higher ratio I'll land in the safe zone!" The braniac calmed herself down.
Back at the cliff where the remaining team stood. "Well then, who's going next?" Alejandro asked.
"How, about Sammy, if she got eaten no one would care." Amy said gruesomely.
"Um, Amy, that's a little." Sammy was cut off when she was pushed by Amy. Sammy managed to grab onto Amy and send both of them into the safe zone. Sammy noticed she was safe and said. "Yes I'm safe!"
Amy got out of the water and screamed at Sammy, "You idiot, I could have been seriously hurt. I'm the better twin, people need me more!"
Sammy apologized, "I'm, sorry, but you did kinda push me off a cliff." Amy then splashed her in the face.
"This is all your, fault!" Amy accused. Sammy just let out a sad sigh.
At the cliff, Alejandro observed the twins, landing. "Well, I better go next, I guess." The Latino took a swan dive of the cliff landing near the sharks. His team frantically told him to swim, but the sharks seemed infatuated with him. He winked at one of the sharks, and managed to get a lift to the beach, like Dawn did.
"Huh, those sharks seem pretty tame, still I'm too old for this!" Blaineley said, as she looked over the cliff.
"Were all sixteen, how are you too old to jump?" Noah questioned.
"I merely meant, what if we get an injury that lasts the rest of our lives!" Blaineley said in defense.
Noah said sarcastically. "Yeah, that's exactly what you said." He then jumped off the cliff, in which Blaineley reluctantly followed.
"Let's do this!" Trent said as he high fived Topher, who seemed a little scared. Trent then jumped and landed giving a thumbs up.
"Okay all of the Gophers have jumped except one." Chris announced.
"That's me Chris, but I just wanted to say that this challenge is fantastic. Really sorts out winners and losers, but technically we already won!" Topher said trying to smooth talk the host into letting him stay.
"Nice try, Topher, but everyone has to jump regardless of points!" Chris smirked.
"Right, I can do this!" Topher said as he took a running leap off the cliff.
After Topher successfully jumped, Chris announced "The winners are, The Screaming Gopher's!" The Gopher's cheered, while the Bass sighed.
"Forty-nine bottles of pop on the wall, forty-nine bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, forty-eight bottles of pop on the wall!" The Screaming Gophers sang together. The view switched to the Killer Bass who were having more trouble, having to push there boxes manually. Courtney pricked her finger on the box and said, "Ow I think I got a splinter."
"Can you get back to work, please?" Jasmine asked. "Were falling behind again, chicken!"
"Hey, I'm the only one here, with CIT camping experience here, you guys need me!" Courtney defended.
Tyler put down his crate and said, "Uh, I have to take a whiz." He then began to walk towards the woods.
"Hurry, up, were seriously falling behind." Jasmine ordered.
Katie and Sadie were pushing there crates, until Katie said, "Ooh, I've got to go to!"
"You do, oh my gosh, me too." Sadie added. The girls followed Tyler into the woods, but changed directions.
Courtney had her eye got bitten by a mosquito, "Ow, something just bit me!"
The Screaming Gophers were in the middle of their song, "Should happen to fall, 28 bottles of pop on the wall!" They quickly came to a stop. "Hey, look it's the campgrounds!" Sky exclaimed.
"It only took about eighteen hours!" Amy grumbled.
"I think, you might be exaggerating a little." Sammy corrected.
Amy slapped her hand and said, "Shut up, Sammy, nobody cares!"
"Okay, time to start, since were lightyears ahead of the Bass!" Jo ordered.
Back near the bass Katie and Sadie had arrived. "There better?" Jasmine asked. Katie simply replied with "Yup!"
"Can we go now, I think my eye is swelling up." Courtney asked.
Katie and Sadie began to push their crates, until Sadie complained. "Ooh, something's itching me, are you itchy you?"
"So, totally, itchy, it's really bad!" Katie answered.
"It's getting even itchier, now!" Sadie explained.
Katie added, "Mine feels, like it's burning."
Sadie seemed even more agitated by the itch. "Okay, I have to scratch."
Chris drove in on a motor-bike, "You, guys are way behind the other team, what's the problem?"
"There, butts are itchy." Courtney stated in a matter-of-fact tone.
Chris looked back at the girl with the pink eye. "Gah! Oh my boxers that's bad."
Bridgette walked up to the itchy girls and asked, "Did you guys, squat down when you peed in the woods?" Katie just said "Yah!"
"Did you happen to notice, what plants you squatted over?" Bridgette questioned.
"They were kinda oval shaped, and green, and all over the place." Sadie answered.
"Were they low to the ground?" Bridgette asked, the girls nodded. "You guys squatted on poison ivy." Bridgette finished. Sadie and Katie began shrieking and scooting on the ground.
The Screaming Gophers were opening there crates with their mouths. "Remember, you can only use your teeth to open the crates, I came up with that one by the way."
"I'm loving this challenge!" Topher lied, trying to suck up to Chris.
Izzy had somehow managed to open hers, "Hey I got it, but I got rope burn on my tongue."
Amy and Sammy were having similar problems, "Open it up, Idiot!" Amy screeched.
"It's just a little hard!" Sammy moaned as she rubbed her hurt tongue.
"Hey, check it out I got wood!" Lightning exclaimed.
"I've got some tools here, and what looks like a pool liner." Trent added.
Dakota walked up to LeShawna who was busying with her crate. "Look, LeShawna I'm really sorry, about what I said earlier, I think you're right about me being pretentious, so I was wondering if we could start over on better terms."
"Well, straight up, I'm sorry about pushing you off the cliff and all, and I'm sorry about calling you a bimbo!"
"That's okay, I deserved it." Dakota reassured and the two girl's fist bumped.
The Killer bass finally managed to get to the cabins. "Hey, what's up guys?" Trent asked.
LeShawna popped up from the box, "Hey aren't you missing a couple of white girls?"
The Bass looked around, dumfounded at where Katie and Sadie went, the two girls were in the lake. Soaking of after squatting on poison ivy. Sadie farted and said "Whoops!"
"They're getting a drink." Courtney answered, rolling her eyes.
"Did, you know it was my Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle twice removed, who invented wood. Before him people used sticks, yah." Staci interrupted.
Scarlett looked skeptical, "I doubt that, since wood can't be invented, anyways I came up with an easy plan for our hot-tub."
"What is it, girl!" LeShawna questioned.
Scarlett seemed annoyed by LeShawna's improper language, but continued. "Anyways, we should line up near the lake, and pass water in a relay style, while nailing in boards as much as we can."
"Gotta say, impressive plan." Jo unusually complimenting.
The Screaming Gopher's followed through Scarlett's plan and began to work. While the Killer Bass seemed to be stuck. "Okay, guys we can't give up yet. It's not too late, we can do this!" Brick saluted.
Sugar was filing her nails, Anne Maria was spraying her hair and Rodney was staring longingly at Blaineley. "Okay guys, we have a hotub to complete, and we need a project manager. Since I've actually been a CIT before, I elect myself. Any objections?" Courtney stated.
"Where, do we begin, Cyclops?" Duncan rudely asked.
"We open the crates, smart one, Bridgette go find those itchy girls. We need all the help we can get." Courtney replied.
Blaineley and Cody were nailing in the boards to the hotub, while Geoff and Rodney taped the boards together. Tyler and Duncan began to fight over the hammer, Duncan let go and the hammer went flying and hit Mike in the head. Max, Dave, Sky and Gwen relayed the water into the hot tub. B was hammering away at the hot tub, until Scott came from behind and stole the hammer.
Confessional – Scott: "I figured setting up B would be a good start to eliminating my team, since he seems to be a threat."
The teams then stood by their finished hot tubs, Chris began to inspect the Gopher's hotub. He stuck his hand in the water and exclaimed. "This is an awesome hotub!"
The Gophers began to cheer and Lightning emerged from the hotub. "SHA-Bam!"
Chris then inspected the Killer Bass's which despite B's efforts was terrible looking. Chris gave it a light tap and had water sprayed in his face, eventually the hotub snapped and was all just water. "Well, I think we have a winner here. The Screaming Gopher's!" The Gophers cheered, while the Bass looked disappointed.
"Gopher's your safe from elimination, and you get to rock this wicked hotub, for the rest of the summer!" Chris announced, causing the Gopher's to cheer. "Killer Bass, what can I say, sucks to be you right now. I'll see your butts at the Campfire Ceremony!"
"Yay, we won, we get to stay here for another three days." Lindsay cheered. As she hugged fellow blondes, Dakota and Blaineley.
"SHA-Yes, we to stay, cos we are so awesome!" Lightning cheered, as he began twerking in front of the three girls.
In the kitchen the two team sat eating supper. Katie looked around and asked. "Okay, so what do we do now?"
"We have to figure out, who to vote off." Courtney stated.
Ella sighed, "Aww, I don't want to vote one of my dear friends."
"Do, not believe a word out of this girl's mouth!" Sugar yelled.
"Hey, will you shut it!" Anne Maria yelled back." Sugar threw her nail filer at Anne Maria's head, so in return Anne Maria sprayed Sugar in the face with hairspray.
"Well, I think it should be princess, or shark boy, but we might need a farmer." Duncan said.
"What, why me!" Courtney shouted.
Jasmine rolled her eyes "Remember you chickened out."
"You guys, need me I'm the only one with." Courtney was about to say, but was cut off.
"We know, you were a CIT, so who would you pick?" Bridgette asked.
"What about him!" Courtney said turning to Scott.
Scott defended. "That's not fair, I can't help my fear. Anyway we should vote off B, since he lost our hammer." Scott smirked at B's sweating.
"But, B only made one simple mistake." Dawn spoke up for B, who smiled at her.
"I've had enough prison food for one day, I'm taking a nap." Duncan said as he began to leave.
"You, can't do that, we haven't even decided who's going yet." Courtney stated.
Staci then began to blabber. "This is just like my Great-Great Uncle who invented voting on reality TV shows. Before him people picked straws. And before him, my Great-Great-Great Grandmother Dorothea, invented reality TV shows, before her people just used their imagination!" As she chattered she earned glares, from her whole team. Except Ella who looked at her confused.
During nightfall at the Campfire Ceremony the nineteen members of the Killer Bass, sat in the three rows. Sugar, Ella, Anne Maria, Katie and Sadie took the first five seats. B, Mike, Tyler, Dawn, Bridgette, Geoff, DJ and Brick took the 8 seats behind, while Staci, Jasmine, Courtney, Duncan, Scott and Rodney took the last row.
"Killer Bass, at camp marshmallows represent a tasty treat your roast by the fire, but at this camp marshmallows represent life." Chris said dramatically, as he held up a plate of marshmallows. Geoff gave a bored yawn and wink at Bridgette, who giggled to herself.
"You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There's only eighteen marshmallow's on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The person who doesn't receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock Of Shame, to catch the Boat Of Losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back. Ever!" Chris relayed information, as some campers grew worried.
"The first marshmallow goes to, Geoff!" Chris said as the party boy got up and claimed his marshmallow. "Tyler!"
"Katie!"
"Mike!"
"Jasmine!"
"Bridgette!"
"DJ!"
"Dawn!"
"Scott!"
"Rodney!"
"Sugar!"
"Ella!"
"Anne Maria!"
"Brick!"
"Sadie!"
"B!"
"Duncan!"
The dramatic bonfire music began to play. "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening!" The camera showed Courtney and Staci and then Chris and the marshmallow. To, Staci crossing her finger, to the marshmallow and then to Courtney biting her nails. Chris then began to point at the two causing them to lean in their seats. Chris smiled and then held up the last marshmallow. "Courtney!"
Courtney caught her breath and rushed to her marshmallow. "Aww and I was doing so good." Staci lied for the last time.
"Yeah, not really, you annoyed everyone. Dock of Shame is that way!" Chris pointed to the docks as Staci started to walk with her head hung low. "The rest of you, enjoy you're marshmallows. You're all safe, for now." The host gave an evil smirk.
Authors Note.
Staci is gone for one simple reason, she was the first to go in her debut season, as funny as I find Staci I wouldn't make sense for her to last longer than someone else. Oh and if anyone was wondering Dakota is not the new Heather, I just made that fight as it was a rich vs working class idea. I hope you liked this story and please leave a review, the next chapter will be out eventually this week.