Weeks had past since Zapp's new alien pet, Gabe, arrived. Since then, Gabe had been staring down Kif and other crew members as if they were a meal and the terrifying alien's presence had made Kif more paranoid than usual and some nights he hardly slept.

"Kif, you look awful," Zapp said as Kif walked into the control room. Zapp was sitting in his chair and Gabe was laying down beside him on the floor. Gabe looked up at Kif when Zapp started talking to him.

"It's because I didn't sleep very well last night, Sir." Kif said. "I keep thinking your pet is going to eat me in my sleep." He shivered in fright as Gabe looked at him with a cold stare.

"Nonsense, Kif, he's in my room all night. You only have to worry about him eating you during the day." Zapp said.

Just then the huge screen turned on and Nixon's face appeared, he was elsewhere at the moment. "Brannigan," he said, "A large group of rouge aliens equipped with weapons have been spotted in a deserted forest on Earth. They're not near any human civilization, but they could be potentially dangerous. I need you to go chase them out... or just talk to them, whichever works."

"On it, Mr. President." Zapp said as the ship set course for Earth."

...

The rouge aliens were setting up their base. The aliens were a little taller than humans and their skin was different shades of pink. They had long ears and short tails. They had somewhat catfish-like features on their faces and their hands were webbed.

The Nimbus was starting to land.

"Oh no, here comes trouble," one of the aliens breathed annoyed, recognizing that the ship was driven by someone who could stop them.

Zapp stepped out of the ship with Kif on one side of him and Gabe on the other.

"Greetings, aliens," Zapp said as he approached them. "I heard that you all may be a danger to this planet, so I'm here to ask you if that's true."

"Absolutely not, Sir," One of the aliens lied.

"Pfft, why lie?" The lead alien asked.

"Um, are you sure you want to-" one of the aliens tried to ask his leader but was cut off as he continued to speak.

"This is Zapp Brannigan. Sure they say he's a good captain, but when you do your research, you learn he's nothing but a dimwitted buffoon. So what if he's knows we're trying to take over Earth? He won't do anything about it." Said the lead alien.

Zapp pulled out a gun and held it pointing at the alien, "what about now?"

"Your weapons have no effect on us," said the alien as he took out a larger gun and held it to Zapp, "you'll be on your way now."

Kif gulped, he couldn't hide he was getting scared. Zapp also seemed a little bit intimidated, but he wasn't going to loose his cool just yet. He looked down. He had almost forgot he had a big, frightening alien pet.

"Gabe, attack," he commanded.

Gabe growled deeply and menacingly at the alien and unsheathed two seven-inch saber fangs and lunged at the alien, pinning him on the ground and knocking away his gun with a giant hand. The alien yelled out in fear, but Gabe tore into him.

It was getting a lot worse so everyone looked away from the gory scene. Kif did not look away. He was staring at it in complete shock and horror. He proceeded to pass out. Not only from the gooey pink stuff oozing from the alien corpse, but because he knew that that could potentially happen to him if Gabe got hungry or ballsy enough.

Gabe turned to the rest of the aliens after finishing up with the leader and growled as if to say "who's next?"

They all freaked out and ran for their small ships not too far away. Gabe barked and chased after them until they retreated into their ships and flew off. Gabe jumped up and down, still barking and snarling as if to say, "and don't come back!"

Gabe padded back over to Zapp who bent down. "Good boy, Gabe!" He said and patted his companion. "You gave them quite the scare." Gabe's tail wagged. "Let's go," he said and walked back to the ship with Gabe by his side.

Once they were in the ship it flew off. A couple minutes later it came back. Zapp sped walked out of the ship, "almost forgot Kif." He said as he bent down and picked up his passed out friend then walked back towards the ship. "That would have been a smart thing to remember."