(me) WELCOME TO THE STORY! THIS IS BB'S TALE SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
(Story begins and BB glairs at the audience as his jam covers most of his clothing and face)
I grew up in the shinigami realm, my parents where horrible and where a constant threat, mother was a short woman with dark purple hair and blazingly angry red eyes, she and my father both were alcoholics, and I never could have been happier then the day both of those mother fuckers died. Mom's name was Chiyo, meaning eternal, her last name was Alphonza meaning eager for war(how odd, she always did want to fight) and my father's name was Annar, meaning father of the world, I guess that means I, Beyond Birthday, am the world! MEWAHAHA!(BB looks shocked before regaining his composure) anyway, as you know his last name was Birthday, Annar and Chiyo Birthday created Beyond Birthday when they mated and my mother's fallowing pregnancy lead to there marriage and later fights and beatings, the way they died, ironically, was when my friend, Mail, had sent me a gift on my birthday, it turned out to be a stun gun, the note with it said
"Hi Beyond!
I thought this might be something useful to you and I know you like firearms; hope to see you again soon! Happy Birthday!
You friend
Mail Jeevas"
And as always I was ecstatic about turning 7, my mother and father had already left for work, and I was home alone, so I ate my jam and watched TV, glancing at the clock I knew they would be home soon, so I hid all remainder of the package I received from Mail and I turned off the TV, running to my room to hide, incase they where already drunk, which, I found out I was not wrong for guessing. Mom came in and yelled "BEYOND! GET DOWN HERE!" I didn't want to upset her more then she probably already was, so I descended the stairs "yes mother?" I said and she looked at me with a sickening smile "Your 7 today, so this is your birthday present" and she stuck a needle with what I guess was heroin in my arm everything went blurry and I awoke several hours later on the living room floor. To my surprise both my parents where gone! I was safe for a few hours, so I called Mail, he answered and we talked for a hour or so till my parents returned, when they did they started arguing over who's responsibility it was to go to my parent teacher conference at my school, neither wanted to go, and they started swinging at each other, until I remembered Mail's gift to me, I shot them both with the stun gun and ran to the police and told them, when we all returned however, my father had woken up and set the house on fire while my mother burned alive inside, the police arrested my father and I was sent to an orphanage on earth, it was called Wammies House for Gifted Children, people had always told me I was smart, but I never thought they where correct, but I met Mail, Mello, Near and this kid named L, all over the next year or so, at first I met L and Near, later came Mail and Mello was last, I already knew Mail so it was a bit happier to see him, that L kid kept staring at me and nearly drooling, I kicked him a lot for it, and here I am now, 19 and telling you all this, you may think I'm insane, you have NO idea……
OK! That was BB's story! Next we will have Near's tale! See you next time!