I've seen One Shots like this before. I wanted to take a crack at writing one because I'm a sucker for them. Without further ado, Enjoy!
Jonah's POV:
I walk out of Spanish class. I still have no idea why I took it when I could have taken Latin. Which interested me a lot more. What interested me the most was French. People who spoke it just became ten times sexier, I don't know how. Cyrus and Buffy happened to know French. Cyrus spoke it better than Buffy as his mom spoke French at home as a child. I forget when he told me this. I think it just randomly came up one day. Whenever I hear people in the hallway speaking French I'm jealous of them. I walk outside of the school and sit on the bench. I pull out my phone and wait for Andi and her friends to get done with their final classes.
"Hey Jonah" Cyrus says as he sees me. "Hi, where are Andi and Buffy?" I ask. "Umm Buffy and Marty are actually going on a date later tonight, Buffy wanted Andi and Bex to help her look pretty I guess, I still don't understand how that doesn't involve me, I have great taste" Cyrus rants. "Hey, can you teach me some French?" I blurt. "Yeah sure" Cyrus answers. I get off of the bench and walk with Cyrus. "So when can I start?" I question. "Today, I'll put out some books and stuff when we get to my house" Cyrus responds.
[About a Month Later]
Cyrus's POV:
"Savez-vous où" I say. "Do you know where" Jonah translates. Lately Jonah has been catching on fast. I taught him pretty basic things. I also taught him a few phrases. "Avez-vous lu ce livre de nouvel ces derniers temps, c'est bon!" I say. "Have you read this new book lately, it's good!" Jonah translates. "Want to take a break and eat something" I ask. "Yeah" Jonah responds. We walk to the kitchen and Jonah sits down at the island. I go to the counter and get some chips. I turn the TV on. Because we have a TV in the kitchen, bragging rights! "Have you seen Samantha lately?" I question. "Yeah she's head over heels for what's his name, Hayden?" Jonah replies. "Jayden" I correct. "She says It's love at first sight, or as you say in French, Coup de foutre" Jonah states. I start laughing uncontrollably. "What the heck is so funny?" Jonah asks blissfully unaware of what he actually said. "Coup de foutre" I barely say, out of air from laughing. "Doesn't that mean Love at first sight?" Jonah questions. "No it doesn't" I state. "What does Coup de foutre mean then?" He inquires. "Go online" I comment. "Okay" Jonah agrees reluctantly. Jonah pulls out his phone and I hear the keyboard typing sounds. "Cum shot" Jonah says breaking the silence. "Coup de foudre means love at first sight, coup de foutre means shot of cum, or cum shot" I respond. "How, why, French people why did you make them so similar and same sounding" Jonah asks rhetorically. I start laughing again, Jonah just looks at me unimpressed and unamused.
I had fun writing this. Even though this plot is a little overused. I realized this isn't too romantic. I think it works well about how they might interact though. Jonah doesn't seem like the type of person to hold back and filter. Thanks for reading!