Down on Earth, people from all over wondered why such disasters happened all of a sudden. In certain parts, there were people who believed in God and prayed, questioning his actions. Most of the preachers who were giving sermons were the ones who were targeted by our Father's thunderbolts. But even with the smoldering bodies being shown in detail, it only made more preachers go for young boys, fearing for their lives to end as did their peers. This only angered God further and made him plot another attack. Up in Skypiea in His palace, He gathered Aisa, His vessel to initiate the attack. "Since these fools dare to not heed my warning, I shall show them their gruesome hearts in physical form. Aisa looked at her Savior undoing His afrocentric pants. "Shall I pleasure you with my mouth, my savior?" She asked in an emotionless tone. "Not today. Today, I shall have you embark in a shower of golden proportions!" He laughed as he prepared the yellow stream of glory.
On Earth, rain fell from the sky. A young boy opened his mouth to gather it up but found that it began to burn his tongue and lips. As he ran to shelter, his body dematerialized into a melted mess of flesh and bone. The rain was widespread over one half of the world for a brief two minutes. In those two minutes alone millions succumbed to the rain's effects, moaning and screaming in eternal pain. Crops were destroyed, land and buildings were destroyed, and steaming as they eroded and eventually, the landscape became tainted and barren. Back in Skypiea, His Holiness finished pissing on Aisa. He then instructed her to lay down flat on the clouds. "Now, I'm going to defecate on your face." He said, smiling. Aisa stood there, motionless. God kneeled over her face, preparing the release of the holy shit.
Down on the other half of Earth, chunks of meteors and rocks fired down on the islands below, destroying ships and entire towns. Accompanying them were tremors and earthquakes that split the land into two, bubbling up magma that burned all and anything that dare stand in its way. Up at God's Palace, it was not only He who lightened His load onto Aisa but his followers as well. Be it hard, soft, runny or loud and messy, they all made it onto her body and face. This lasted for an hour until His Holiness could not bear the smell any longer. "Phew, you are in need of a shower, My child." He told her. "Did I do well, Father?" Aisa asked, covered in waste. "You did excellent." He told her, holding his nose. She smiled brightly and laughed. Down on Earth however, the situations were anything but a laughing matter. The tremors and earthquakes were so massive they began to cause the waves of the ocean to flood islands and gradually crack the Red Line. Atop the Red Line was Mariejois, the holy land. The Nobles there took sympathy for the common folk and allowed them to take refuge so long as they did not step foot into the kingdom itself. Watching from above, God took pleasure in seeing such an act.
But, little did he know, there were some damages done in Mariejois. The Nobles decided to take some of the common folk in to repair them. They were chained, beaten and berated as they did what they were told. Not too shortly after, God caught wind of this and became enraged. He looked down at His children committing such atrocities but the final nail in the coffin was when a smashed-up faced Noble took a few young boys for himself, keeping them in his quarters to execute his sick, devious fetishes. Thunder crashed down on Earth and at the palace, His rage meeting its climax. "I've tried to be reasonable with My foolish children." He said silently. "But they do not care to heed My forewarnings. They do not come together in times of crisis; they do not join each other in holy matrimony. They fail to see the reality of their actions; they fail to see their own disgusting ways. Now is the time for them to know the wrath of the Almighty God Himself! Aisa! Come to Me at once!" Aisa came to her Father's side. "Now is the final phase of your purpose. To show these foolish mortals the consequences of their actions, you shall finally be sacrificed and trigger the extinction of the human race!" A massive bolt of thunder crashed down onto God, channeling through His body, changing Him completely.