Alright, since everyone is pushy and nudging for an update. Here is episode II. Now to answer a few Questions I've received.
1. The Pairing is up in the wind. With that being said. It is not a Naruto/Cersei pairing and I will not. And I repeat WILL NOT do a Harem.
2. Naruto's Mother. Who she is? You'll never know. Thats my secret. XOXO
3. Naruto Having kids with Cersei? Read and find out.
4. Yes I acknowledge my Avatar reference. Trust me you'll see more as we progress.
On a side note. Due to my job and my rather less amount of time to think, write, transfer and type. Chapters will be put out when they can. No sooner no later.
DISCLAIMER: I own no legal rights to Naruto or Game Of Thrones. If I did; I would not be fucking using this site at all. Duh!
EPISODE II: He Did What!?
From out of the throne room; one could only hear cries of lust and moans of pleasure. Naruto sat on the throne, his trousers around his ankles as Cersei slowly rode his hard cock. Her nails digging into his softly tan back as Naruto pulled on her hair. Naruto let out a grunt, thrusting his hips up with force as he lean over her ear and gave it a bite.
"Fuck me harder!" Cersei roared in pure bliss; "Fuck my cunt. Fill it with your seed!" Naruto gave a grunt and one final upward thrust. His cock gave a pulse before shooting his seed deep into her womb. Cersei sat on his cock, her eyes rolled back and mouth open as she felt each and every shot of her younger brother's seed enter her womb.
"Good god, I needed that so bad." Naruto pant, feeling Cersei's cunt squeeze him a little.
"You and me both baby brother." Cersei admitted, resting her head against his chest; "I'm sure you gave me another child." She let out a small laugh before removing herself from her brother. Naruto slupped in the throne a little and let out a yawn before pulling his trousers back up as Cersei fixed herself.
"Best sex so far. Who knew fucking on the throne would be so fun." Naruto stood from the Iron Throne and walked down the small steps.
"Apparently you do." Cersei laughed before walking behind Naruto and wrap her arms around him; "Do you have to go visit them?" She asked. Naruto let out a sigh and nodded his head.
"Tis need. The Seven Kingdoms need to be whole and as one. I can't have Both Stannis and Renly proclaiming to be king."
It is has only been a few short two months since Naruto took the Iron Throne as King Regent and he was already waist deep in shit that was not needed. Both his younger brothers-in-law have proclaimed themselves to be King of the Seven Kingdoms and are amassing armies to fight for the Iron Throne. Then he as problems with the young Stark lord of the north Rob; who is demanding the safe return of not only his father; but his sisters as well. He was close to pulling his own hair out and just escape across the narrow. Speaking of the Narrow. He also has been called by one of his most trusted and well 'friendly' spies to assist in an issue one is having. He let out a sigh and pulled his now shoulder length blond hair back into a low pony tail and looked into the water basin.
"I should really shave one of these days." He joked, noticing the growing facial hair around his jawline.
"I like it." Cersei muttered, kissing his cheek; "It brings out your rather rare blue orbs you call eyes."
"Charmed." Naruto laughed before kissing one of her hands; "Best you get going. Joffery is going to need his mother's milk soon." Naruto laughed only to feel a slap to his head.
"Not funny baby brother." Cersei growled before walking out of the throne room, with a limp I might add. Naruto let out a sigh and looked around the throne room before feeling something breath down his neck.
Behind him was a fox, larger than a horse yet small then a fully grown dragon. Fur of the shiny shade of scarlet and soft as silk. Eyes of blood crimson and ears that could pass off as a rabbits. It was a Fennec fox with nine wild tails. Naruto watched as the fox came from his blind spot and to his side before falling down onto its stomach. Naruto reached out without a second thought and gave the fox's ear a scratch before speaking.
"Long time. How does it feel to be out in the open again?" Naruto asked with a small smile.
"Rather well. Just sucks I can't be out all the time." The fox said, in a rather deep baritone sound voice that echoed in the throne room.
"People cannot know about you. Yet." Naruto said with a small smirk; "Find anything useful for me?" He looked at the fox as it gave him a nod.
"Stannis is in favor to the Lord of Light and the Red Witch. Renly is…well Renly. But he has the favor of the Tyrells and their Banner men. You might be able to make one or the other come to their senses on who has the rights to the Iron Throne. And I do believe Renly can be reasoned with over that Stannis has the direct right to sit there. Stannis…you might need your rather unique special why of convincing him." Naruto let out a sigh and began to make his way out of the throne room. The fox let out a yawn and walked behind him, shrinking down in size before jumping onto his shoulders to ride.
"Then I will make my way to speak with Renly." Naruto says walking out of the throne room and into the great hall. He comes to an stop, seeing not only the members of the small council before him, but also the Kings hand all with a surprised looks upon their faces.
"What?" He asked. Only to see the newly freed Lord Baelish give him a smirk and a wink; "Oh…someone needed to do it." He replies with a smirk and walks off towards his chambers. Thus he did not sleep in the king's chambers due to it not being his right.
"Oh, Lord Stark; please oversee the court and kingdom while I am away. I am in need to dealing with matters of the crown in both Dragonstone and Storms end. The Baratheon Brothers are in need of a lesson." With that Naruto went around the corner and vanished form known sight of everyone.
Essos: Red Waste.
Across the Narrow Sea and in the free country of Essos; upon the dead sands of the Red Waste. A single caravan of horses and people, stumbling upon the sands and dead grass of the desert. People falling, never to get back up and they still march through the desert. The last of the remnants of what was once Khal Drogo's great Khalasser. At the head of the caravan was Daenerys Targaryen; widow to Khal Drogo and leader of what was left of the Khals Khalasser. She was taking them through the dead lands in hope of finding salvation and food for her people. She worry's for them. Her worries that leads her to take drastic chances. If she could get to a Free City, any of them; she can save her people. While risky for her people; it was a risk she was willing to take.
After sending three of her men, one to the north, another east and the last one west; she settled her small Khlalasser down in a somewhat well shaded area to wait. For two days she waited and worried until the soft thuds of hooves hitting the harden red sand. Looking up she sound see a single horse, without its rider. Her joy turned into worry and soon distress as she could see the blood red paint upon the horse. She looked over at her advisor and friend Jorah who proved her worry. He reached into the sack on the side of the settle and pulled half way the head of one of her loyal men. She closed her eyes and let out a sigh; making a vow in her head to avenge him. Her attention turned south to see one of her bloodriders; Kovarro on a horse that was not his.
"This isn't your horse." She spoke, watching Kovarro come to stop before her with a small smile. He dismounts and gives the horse a brush before replying.
"It was given to me by the Thirteen." He holds onto the riegns; "The Elders of Qarth."
"Qarth?"
"Three days to the east, on the sea."
"Will they let us in?" She asked, almost like a plea. Hoping she could save her people.
"They said they would be honoured to receive the Mother of Dragons." She looked back at Jorah for advice and he gives. All that he knows and the story behind the Garden of bones. She closed her eyes and let out a sigh before looking to the east. This was a risk she was willing to take.
Westros: Storms End
Storms End was to the north east of the kings' land. It was a few days ride, nothing too long for anyone to travel. Only thing they need worry was the violet storms that plagued the area from time to time. Naruto sat rather uncomfortable on his steed. While he was happy it had a horse to ride; he was not so happy as to his own horse; Kushina was being used by another person. They didn't understand a bond between a horse and their riders. Naruto was accompanied by a small detachment of his own personal militia style army. All dressed in dark cold colours of black and blue, purples and some dark reds.
They came down the hillside and into what was soon to be the camp to on Renly Baratheon. The banner man of the self-proclaimed king spotted them well before they even reached the camp. And took it upon themselves to escort Naruto to Renly; which he was most happy to receive. They rode into the camp and got a first glimpse of the military power that belonged to Renly. 100,000 men from across the Reach and Stormlands gathered under his banner and Naruto could only let out a small whistle at the sight before spotting the man he was in need to speak with coming out of his tent.
"My, is that you Renly?" Naruto called out. Renly looked up to see Naruto before him gave the blond a smile.
"Naruto, or is it Lord Naruto at the moment?" Renly laughed as he watch Naruto dismount his horse and walk over to him. Renly engulfed Naruto in a hug, a friendly one to the outside. Naruto stood there, giving the young Baratheon lord a hug before his eyes went wide.
"Renly." Naruto called, hoping for Renly to hear him; "Renly, let go. Renly. Let go of me Renly. FOR THE LOVE OF THE SEVEN, LET GO OF ME RENLY BARATHEON!" Naruto roared. Renly let go and took a few steps back as Naruto fixed himself; "Seriously, you need to get over that. Besides, I think your 'friend' isn't happy with you at the moment." Naruto stated, pointing out how Loras was fuming at the two of them.
"I am deeply sorry my friend." Renly apologized before looking around; "What brings you to my lands?"
"Diplomacy. At the moment." Naruto said, walking along side Renly as they ascend up the hillside; "Along with a glimmer of hope you will listen to me."
"I've always listened to you my friend. But diplomacy? That's even more foreign to you as religion is to my dear older brother." Naruto let out a laugh and gave the Stormlands a look around. Renly took the time to get another look at Naruto; he admired the beard. He like Cersei enjoyed how it brought Naruto's deep pools of blue eyes out.
"Renly you doing that thing again." Naruto said, snapping Renly out of his own day dream; "Now, will you lay down you banner and come to the court with me?" Renly raised a brow and looked over at Naruto.
"Lay down my banner? Why?"
"You obviously didn't hear a single word I said." Naruto walked over to the command tent and looked inside; "I was asking if you can stop this stupid claim to the iron throne and meet me and your brother at the court."
"For what reason?" Renly asked, walking around the large table and map to take a seat. Naruto took a seat across from him and lean back a little; "If I do that, Stannis will take my crown!"
"And what is to stop Joffery smug ass from taking it from me!?" Naruto roared; "I've already sent word to your brother to meet you on neutral land."
"Where?" Renly asked, flinching a little at the sound of Naruto yelling at him. Naruto never yelled at him.
"The Coast of Storms End. We will meet your brother and his Emissaries." Renly gave a nod and let out a sigh. Already hating this meeting. Renly walked off as Ser Loras approached Naruto.
"Its an honor to meet you Lord Hill." Loras said as Naruto's jaw clenched.
"Ser Loras, heed my warning. Never call me that again." Naruto stated; "And keep an eye on your lover. For he has a godly obsession with me." Naruto turn and walked away, leaving the knight of flowers scared and confused.
Essos: Red Waste/Garden of Bone/Qarth
Daenerys after many much time thinking took the risk of visiting this City of Qarth. So after a few short days of travel through the Red Waste. Upon entering an open waste land, littered with skulls and bones, Daenerys knew she had enter the Garden of Bones. Before her was large walls of a sandy mud colour and built tall; a golden gate dead middle which opened upon sight of her. Out marched in rows of two by seven were solders in bronze armor with a single spear and shield. Daenerys stayed back as Ser Jorah came alongside her.
"I thought we were to be welcomed?" She asked, scared for her people.
"If you heard a Dothraki hoard was approaching your city; you'd act the same way. Khaleesi." Ser Jorah told her.
"Hoarde?" She asked looking back at her people; "This is hardly a Hoard." She scoffed a little. Before her, behind the armed guards were the Thirteen; and from them a fat man approached.
"My name is Dae-""Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen." Said the fat man.
"You know of me, my lord?" Deanerys asked, surprised she was already known.
"Only by reputation, Khaleesi. And I am no lord; simply a humble merchant. They call you the Mother of Dragons?" The fat merchant asked. Daenerys gave him a nod.
"And what shall I call you?"
"Oh, my name is quite long and impossible for foreigners to pronounce. I am simply a trader of spices. But we are the Thirteen. Charged with the protection and governance of Qarth; the greatest city that ever was or will be." The Spice king proclaimed to her.
"The Beauty of Quath is leg-""Qarth" The Spice King corrected, interrupting her.
"Qarth." Daenerys fixed, a little nerved at his need to correct her.
"May we see the dragons?"
Daenerys looked back the horse the held the cages to her dragons. She knew they were to too small to intimidate people yet and she felt a small embarrassment if she was to show them to the spice king.
"My…friend. We have traveled very far. We have no food, no water. Once I see to my people are fed, I will be honoured-""Forgive me Mother of Dragons. But no man alive has seen a living dragon. Some of my more skeptical friends refuse to believe your children even exist. All we ask is the chance to see for ourselves."
"I am no lair!" Daenerys declared.
"Oh, I don't think you are. But as I have never met you before, my opinion on the matter is of limited value."
"Where I come from, guest are treated with respect and not insulted at the gates." Daenerys felt insulted.
"Then perhaps you should return to hence you came." We wish you well." The Spice king turned tail and began his walk back to the gates with the Thirteen not far behind him.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Daenerys Shouted; "You promised to receive me!"
"We have received you. Here we are, here you are."
"If you do not let us in. All of my people will die."
"In which we shall deeply regret. But Qarth did not become the greatest city that ever was or will be. By letting Dothraki savages through its gates." He gave her a nod and a smile before walking away.
"Khaleesi please be careful." Jorah warned, feeling her anger brew within her. That famed dragon of her house coming loose. Daenerys walked up as the Qarth guard got ready to defend.
"Thirteen!" She shouted, and the thirteen all turned to look at her. "When my dragons are grown. We will take back what was stolen from me. And destroy those that have wronged me. We will…lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground. Turn us away…and we will burn you first." She threaten, barely keeping the dragon within her down.
"Ahhh." The Spice king said, pointing at her as he walked back to her; "You are. A true Targaryen. Only have you said not a moment ago; have we not let you into the city. You people will die. And so-"
"Retreating in fear of a little girl is unbecoming of the greatest city that ever was or will be." Said another man of the thirteen, a tall dark man.
"The discussion is over Xaro Xhoan Daxos. The Thirteen have spoken."
"But I am of the thirteen and I am still speaking." The now named Xaro Xhoan Daxos said. The spice king turn to look at Khaleesi.
"The girl threaten to burn our city to the ground. And you will invite her in for a cup of wine?"
"She is the mother of dragons." Xaro stated; "You expect her to watch her people starve without breathing fire. I believe we can allow a few of the Dothraki through our gates without dooming our city." Daenerys looked over at Jorah with a confused look before hearing more of the two members go at it. And then Xaro Xhoan Daxos invoked a blood oath to his fellow member which pisssed the lot of them, mainly the spice king off. With a few idle threats, she smiled as she and her people were able to enter the city.
Westros: Stormlands.
Back in the storm lands, a new day has come and everyone was in haste to prepare for the arrive of Stannis. Naruto, Renly and Renly's small contingent of soldiers and riders rode out onto neutral came to a stop onto of a hill side, Renlys banners flying in the wind; off the hill into the shallows of water was Stannis ships anchored down. Then the sound of hooves in the grass and the banner of a crowned stag in a fiery heart came into view along with Stannis and his company.
"Lord Naruto, long time my friend." Stannis said as his road up to meet them.
"I could say the same friend." Naruto said with a smirk; "Didn't think I'd see you here. One less trip now."
"Can that truly be you?" Renly asked with a smirk.
"Who else might it be idiot?" Stannis replied.
"When I saw your standard, I couldn't be sure. whose banner is that?"
"My own."
"Suppose if we both used the same one, the battle would be terribly confusing. Why is your stag on fire?" Renly Asked.
"The King has taken for his sigil, the fiery heart of the lord of light." The red witch.
"Ah, you must be this fire priestess we hear so much about."
"Her name is Melisandre. A…rather manliputive lady Renly." Naruto said; "And be careful Renly, She is not to be messed with."
"Naruto, I take it you were planning on handing me the crown?"
"Not yet my friend."
"And why not?"
"Tis not the time, nor place."
"He is your king, you should bow to him." Melisandre stated.
"Shut up woman. What give you right to speak amongst men?" Naruto asked.
"I-"
"You?" Melisandra kept her mouth shut. Stannis watched the two of them before speaking.
"Naruto, she is my adviser; she has the right." Naruto looked at Stannis and gave him a nod; "Besides, if you don't not hand over the crown. You will become my enemy; like my brother here."
"Easy brother let us be civil." Renly asked.
"No. Stand you banners. Think about it. At dawns break; we will come to; and you will bow before me and give me the crown."
"We can do that." Naruto said; "Or, I can come with you and talk of something more important." Stannis gave a nod and welcomed it; "Renly…stay good."
Naruto and Stannis stood on the beach of Storms End; drinking a horn of wine and taking over simple issues. Stannis was surprised to hear how Naruto was handling the sudden problem. Naruto on the other hand, was eyeing the red witch carefully and Stannis took notice of it.
"You like her?"
"Hell no. I already have eyes on a woman." Naruto replied.
"Oh…her." Stannis muttered; "So, The old gods, the new, and the Lord of light all fore see a battle. What of yours?"
"The Forgotten God see a time of war, a time of sorrow, a time of blood, a time of emerald fire and a time of snow." Naruto answered as the Red Woman apparouched them.
"Wow…War?"
"Tis so." The red woman came up to Naruto to talk.
"Your false gods will fail you Lord Lannister. For the Lord of Light sees through the Darkness." The red witch said as she stared at Naruto; putting herself between Naruto and Stannis. Naruto let out a snort and rolled his eyes before looking at her.
"I believe in only one god. And that is the God of Death, for death comes for us all." Naruto said walking up into her face; his blue eyes changing into a deep shade of violet before turning crimson; "And your lord of light has nothing on the forgotten gods. Right Kurama?" Everyone on the beach looked at Naruto as if he grew a second head. Forgotten Gods? Who were they? Stannis raised a brow at the name, only knowing it was the name to Naruto's sowrd he rarely used. The red witch was about to responded when Kuramas voice rang out.
"Aye Naruto." Kurama said, walking out from the shadows. The nine tailed fox gave everyone a look before standing beside his charge; "We, the forgotten ones stand beside our savior. Where is your lord of light now Stannis of House Baratheon?"
The Red Witch took a step back, an expression of shock and fear dawn on her face. She was in the presence of a Forgotten God; and before her was the gods charge. She regained her bearing, praying to the Lord of Light for guidance as she went to attack.
"You magic is false and does not scare me. For the night is long and full or-"
"Terrors. I'll show you Terrors." Kurama snickered and open his jaws, teeth and all to take a snap at her.
"Easy friend, no need to eat her. She'll ruin your stomach." Naruto laughed; "Lord of light?" Melisandre stumbled back in fear, the very little fear she ad. Naruto was about to speak again when one of his spies approached him. The spy kneeled before Naruto before handing over a scroll. Naruto read the scroll over and let out a groan.
"Stannis be good; I need to go." Naruto declared as Kurama vanished into smoke.
"Why?"
"Ned Stark was just behead under the command of the King Joffery." Naruto declared. Stannis raised a surprised brow before witnessing Naruto vanish in a flash of yellow. Stannis turned back to Melisandre; who in turn was muttering about false prophets and gods, even with what she just witnessed before her.
Westros: Kings Landing
Inside the Red Keep, everyone ran through the halls. Making their ways towards the throne room. Word of Jofferys ascend onto the throne was spreading through the city; people coming to bend the knee and plague their loyalty to the new king. Right now we witness an act of fear; for Joffery stood on the steps to the iron throne. He held his crossbow up, locked back with a bolt loaded. Directly down sight of the cross bow was Sansa Stark, on her knees tears coming from her eyes. She was pleading, begging her hardest for her own life after watching the 'king' kill and behead her father over a matter of ascension.
Joffery could only laugh in his head as a smug looked upon his face. Around him was her person guard; The Hound and a member of the kings guard Ser…whatever. I'd have to look up his name at a later date; but back to the story. He narrowed his eyes at Sansa and gave another threat to her.
"You will answer for your families' crimes." Joffery growled. Sansa let out a sob.
"I didn't do anything my grace."
"True…but we have to send a message somehow." Joffery said before taking a seat on the throne. He thought for a second before getting back up with a smirk; "Ser Meryn teach her a lesson." Ser Meryn, a members of the Kingguard walked over to Sansa and back hand her. Knocking her to the floor; "Oh, but leave her face. I like her pretty." Ser Meryn was quick to act. Hitting Sansa and beating her in view of everyone.
"What is going on here!?" Tyrion barked, walking into the throne room. He had the look of disgust as he stared down his nephew beside the iron throne. Before him was Sansa, her once beautiful face bruised, stained with tears. Her cloths ripped and torn to shreds and barely hanging off her body.
"I'm punishing her for her fathers and brothers deeds." Joffery answered a smug look on his face.
"Punishing her?" Tyrion asked, "I should back hand you."
"No one threaten the king in the prese-." Said Ser Meryn before the steel tip of a dagger poked out from his mouth. His eyes wide in shock.
"But he is not the king." Naruto whispered into his dead ears.
"U-u-uncle." Joffery stuttered.
"Hound. Cover up Lady Stark and take her to the healer." Naruto voiced bellowed as he looked over the guards shoulder; "Everyone out." The occupants of the room stood around, confused as to whom to listen to; "NOW!"
Joffery sat back onto the throne, a smirk on his face as he pretended to be in the right. He could see both his uncles were mad; but he was the king. He could whatever he wanted. A king can do what he want, with whom want. Sadly in the rather obvious daze; he didn't see the fist coming towards him until it was too late. Sprawled on the floor; Joffery looked up to see Naruto glaring down at him.
"You can't hit me. I'm the king!" Joffery yelled, crying in pain.
"You a bitch. I barely even punched you." Naruto muttered, "And you are no king. Not until I hand you the crown." He walked around and took a seat on the throne; "Now, tell me what convinced you to have Eddard Starks head removed?"
Joffery sat up, rubbing his bruised cheek and looked off to the side before answering. "He deserved it. He made insult to mother. Claiming that I had no right to the throne."
"So you decided, without the approval nor consul to the man who sit on this very throne to remove his head?"
"He was a traitor. I thought you'd be happy to know I did it."
"You guessed wrong. I now have his son; Robb up in arms for blood." Naruto stated, leaning back in the throne. He let out a sigh and closed his eyes. Trying to make of the situation; "I should remove your head and hand it over to Robb."
"You can't do that!"
"I can and I will if you take matters into your own hands again. Now go to your chambers; where you will stay. If I have any need of you; I'll send a guard to get you. Brother; think you can handle such task?"
"Oh, as the Kings Hand. I will my lord." Tyrion stated.
"Father made you Hand?" Naruto asked with a raised brow.
"Until he sorted things out; and with the coming war. It may be a while." Naruto smirked and nodded his head. He could live with his brother as hand for a while.
Naruto let out a sigh, looking around the now empty throne room. He could sense a growing threat; one that was deep within his own council. Varys was very little threat; while he had his own agenda and such, he could be counted on. Bealish. Pyter was more scheming then his own father. He'll have someone keep an eye on him. The old man? Nah…old as he may be. He was a maester and well respected and very little threat. Tyrion? He older brother only wanted more pussy. Not much a threat. Cersei? His sister would slaughter all of Westros if it meant she could be with him. Naruto was puzzled, more then he'd been in a while.
"Yusaf." He muttered. From behind him, a man stepped out from the shadows. He wore a mixture of leather and silk cloths. Made into a tunic that reached just mid ankle with a dark grey sash around his waist and a matching balaclava that shielded his face from the elements. Only he bright golden eyes seem to show in the well darken room.
"Yes my lord?" He said, his accent told stories as he was not from Westros and speaking the common tongue was new to him.
"I have an assignment for you." Naruto said, resting his cheek into the palm of his hand; "Watch over the Pyter Baelish. Report any and all actions he does that raises question. If you believe he poise a threat to the realm; dispose of him."
"At you command my lord." Yusaf said before stepping back into the shadows of the room. Naruto closed his eyes and let out a sigh; fingering the antler styled crown in his left hand. He was ready to pass the crown to someone, anyone. But he knew he needed to secure the throne for the one that was right for it; whether it lead to war or not.
Westros: WinterFell Den
Within the Den of Winterfell, the patrons were busy cleaning up the rather unfortunate mess that was made the night prior. Two females were on their hands and knees scrubbing the floor with a brush to get as much of the blood, wine and male/female body fluids off as possible. While yes the place was an establishment of pleasure, it was still a very high value one. Appearances were key. So the two females giggle and laugh as they clean, talking about the work of the night prior.
"So Adele; what do you know about his lord?" Asked on of the females.
"Well Chere;" The named Adele said; "He's nice, caring and rather scary at time." Chere let out a laugh.
"What about his parents, I heard he was a lannister. Does his dad not know that his son works and runs brothels?"
"Oh…Lord Tywen knows. Lord Tywen actually approves as it shows that the Lannisters are more than just knights and fighters."
"What about his mother?" Adele frowned a little before speaking.
"Chere, not many people know of her."
"I heard she was some whore form Lys." Said a passing female as she carried soaked sheets to dry.
"No, she was from Pentos and she was High born." Said another one; holding a broom.
"You both wrong. Lord Naruto's mom was a Dorthaki savage that Lord Tywen conquored and tamed." Said Adele; only to feel a hit to the head. She looked up to see Mother hitting each of the girls.
"Enough you lot get this place clean. And for the record; Naruto's mother is from Dorne." The girls gave a nod and mutters sorry before going back to cleaning.
Westros: Kings Landing Den
Cersei sat behind the desk within Naruto's private room at the Kings Landing Den. Her hands were folded and placed neatly on her lap as she looked around the room. For a whore house, she found it rather well built and the décor was that of the city and showed many iconic battles and people. She could see a painting of King Robert in his youth hanging on the wall, next to it was one of the Mad King. She smiled a little before turning around to see a servant walk into the room.
"Who might you be?" Cersei asked the girl.
"I'm Liza, lord Naruto's cup bearer and servant." The now named Liza said with a bow; "uh…your grace." Cersei raised a brow as she looked the girl over.
"How old are you?"
"Twelve summers your grace."
"Have you bled?"
"Uhh…no your grace." Liza said with a small blush.
"So you pour my brother his wine and run errands for him?"
"Yes your grace." Cersei smiled and nodded her head; "Come, take a seat. Let us talk." Liza gave Cersei a bow and walked over to the open chair; "How long have you been in my brother's service?"
"A few months now. He's most kind."
"Oh I know he is."
"I heard he was bastard child of your father." Cersei raised a brow which made Liza flinch a little; "Uh… do you know of his mother?" Cersei smiled and spoke.
"Naruto's mother is a rather well place woman, from some far away land that my father fell in love with. Yes Naruto can be considered a bastard, but my father made him his son and heir." Liza gave a nod and took a sip from her cup of wine; "Besides, My brother doesn't talk much about his mother."
"Why is that?"
"It's a touchy subject to him. Very few can ask and get an honest answer." Liza nodded again and went on to have a rather well conversation with the Queen regent even though she herself was low born and all.
Westeros: Kings Landing Red Keep.
Naruto stumbled into his chambers, his breath laced with wine; his own footing random as he attempt to make his way over to his bed. He let out a small giggle, followed by a hic up and soon fell face first onto the hardwood floor. A sigh escaped his lips, a sigh of relief as his eyes became heavy and sleep took over him. Only a few minutes later he let out a groan, opening his eyes to find himself in his bed. He looked around a bit, his vision blurred before seeing a figure sitting on his bed. Wiping the sand from his eyes he got a better look to see his nephew Tommen sitting at the end of the bed with a book in hand and a wide smile.
"What can your uncle do for you kit?" Naruto groaned, stretching a little, Tommen was Naruto's favorite of his sisters children. Unlike Joffery who was an arrogant, stuck up, smug faced bastard; Tommen was quiet. He was quiet, calm and most of all caring. But don't think that was all; after all, if he was like his father; he'd start to pick up on his fox like traits too. Oh? You didn't know? Tommen is Cersei's and Naruto's only child. Stunning huh? Anyways back to the story.
"Pa," Tommen started; and yes Tommen calls Naruto dad. More along the fact that Naruto was around to take care of the boy. We still need to keep secrets is the Game of Throne ya know; "Can you continue reading me the tale of the Spartan king?" Naruto let out a laugh and waved his son over to him; to which Tommen was happy to do.
"Now now, it's too late into the night for that story. How about tomorrow before you go to bed?" Tommen let out a laugh and give Naruto a head nod; "Good now, let's sleep." Tommen crawled under the sheets with Naruto and snuggled up close to him for warmth.
The sound of the morning bird woke Naruto from his rather light slumber. He let out a yawn, stretching a bit before feeling the weight of Tommen on his stomach. He gave a small smile; parting Tommens untamed golden locks to see his sleeping face. The boy looked to be at peace and it was something Naruto was happy about. Tommen was of his seed; the boy looked like him in every way possible, but he also had his mother's rather soft skin and her softer golden hair; unlike Naruto's sun bleached color.
Naruto perked his head up at the sound of his door opening, and his sister, lover, mistress, whatever you want to call her walked in. She like the boy on his lap looked to be at peace as she made her way across the hard wood floor towards the bed. She climbed in and took a seat beside Naruto; laying her head on his shoulder and let out a sigh.
"He looks peaceful." She whispered.
"Yeah, kinda makes me feel bad." Naruto replied in a whisper.
"Why?"
"He will never know the truth of his birth. He'll never know that the man he sees as his father is his father." Cersei let out a sigh and pulled Naruto's face to look at her.
"I think he knows already love." She gave Naruto a soft kiss; "and even not, he knows the man he views as his father will always love him." Naruto let out a laugh and nods his head.
"Sorry about Joffery."
"Don't be. He was acting like a spoiled brat. I say he deserved it." Naruto raised a brow at his sister and laughed a little.
"Well, that's a first." Cersei looked at him before laughing herself. She spots the book that Naruto reads to Tommen on the bed and picked it up, looking it over.
"Why do you read this to him?"
"It's a lesson. It teaches that even a man can defy the gods. That a man can stand to impossible odds…that people will know that freemen stood against a tyrant." Cersei let out a low whistle before opening the book; "It's about a Spartan King, and how he lead only three hundred men to standing against a Persian God-King and his army of slaves. It also talks about a Spartan Queen and her power to bring Sparta to terms on supporting her king. The queen also reminds me of my queen." Naruto gave Cersei a kiss and a wink. Cersei let out a small giggle before rolling her eyes and climbing out of bed; "I'll see you down stairs for breakfast. Then, the small council meeting." Cersei gave a nod and walked out of the room, with of course a sway of her hips that only got a pillow thrown at her; "TEASE!"
Naruto walked into the dining hall to see Tyrion making both Tommen and Myrella laugh with his rather crude jokes. Naruto rolled his eyes and walked down the stairs over to the table before taking a seat. He stole a sweet roll from off Tommens plate and a piece of bacon from Myrella's.
"Can I get a tankard of buttermilk!" Naruto called out, taking his seat before seeing Sansa walk in; "And Lemon Cakes. Along with some milked oats and more bacon." Sansa took a seat across from Naruto and gave him a rather cheerful smile.
"Morning your grace." She whispered, keeping her head down.
"Grace? Since when have I been your grace?" Naruto asked as the servant came to the table with the food he ordered.
"I uh…sorry. I'm stupid for calling you that."
"No, you're not stupid. If you want to; you can call me your grace, or Naruto, hell even Daddy would do." Naruto gave her a wink as he said the last one; which caused her to sport a rather deep blush. Naruto let out a laugh and passed her his plate of lemon cakes; "Relax, you are safe amongst friends and you know I will always protect you." Sansa gave a nod and quietly ate the lemon cakes Naruto gave her. That was when Naruto notice one of her handmaidens in the corner of his eye. He gave her a smirk and a wink; watching the lady sport a blush and look away.
"Dear brother, I must ask you." Tyrion started; "Have you seen our brother?" Naruto raised a brow and let out a snort.
"Nope."
"Do you even care if he's alive?"
"Nope."
"Are you going to give me an answer other than nope?"
"Maybe." Naruto smirked; "Jaime is Jaime. He's a Lannister. He'll survive."
"And what makes you think that?" Tyrion asked, taking a drink from his wine.
"Cause, his ass isn't allowed to die unless it's by my hand. And that is only after I give him the proper treatment he's given me." Tyrion and the rest of the members all raised a brow at Naruto's comment before letting out a sigh. It was well known now that Naruto hated his older brother Jaime. Many assumed it was over the rather hidden, yet semi known incest relationship the two boys had with their sister. But very few know the actually reason. It was a reason Naruto kept between himself, Jaime and their Father.
Breakfast went as quickly as it came. With everyone now making their way onto more important jobs and work. Naruto walked into the throne room, in a more rather less official and more eye candy style. He was shirtless, his hair loose with a single golden band around his left bicep and a pair of golden cuffs around his wrist. He took a seat on the iron throne and slouched down, propping his chin into his right hand as he began to convene the court.
Lord from all over came visiting to complain of very simple matters that was putting Naruto's nerves on end. I mean, how hard is it to count how much potato's you harvested or how much gold you need to rebuild part of the keep. Such trivial matters would surely upset if not piss of Joffery. Holy shit…I just gave joffery a shout out and comment. Ew….now I feel dirty inside. Anyways…Naruto was close to handing the crown off to Joffery that day; but he was stopped by the presentation of a new party. Addressing the room was the Maester of Kings Landing.
"My lord, may I present Master Piandao from Yi Ti." In walked a man, fairly tall in height with short combed back brown hair and dark brown eyes. He was dressed in a very dark grey Chinese styled robe with a sword in his hand. He was flanked by two other men of no importance.
"Ah, it is nice to meet you my king." Piandao said with a bow.
"I am hardly a king, only acting regent until I crown the next one. But thank you for the complement." Naruto muttered; "What can I do for you travelers."
"I have brought spices, silks, furs, fruits and such items from my home country to trade and sell. But, I have brought you a gift." Piandao said with a smile. Naruto perked up a little at the sound of a gift.
"What kind?"
"A sword, a simple sword." Piandao waved over one of his men for the sword he brought before presenting it to Naruto. Naruto stood from the throne and walked over to the bowing man. Drawing the sword a little to see the fine work of the steel as the sun reflected off the very little present blade.
"It's a fine piece of work." Naruto said drawing it all the way out to see the whole blade. The sword was 31 inches in length with smooth chrome like steel blade. Naruto gave the sword a few test swings, finding it was perfectly balanced. "Perfectly balance for a single handed sword. Fine wood works too with the guard, hilt and pommel. Oak?"
"Bamboo."
"Bamboo? What is that?" Naruto asked, sheathing the sword away and handing it over to one of the Kings Guardsmen.
"It's a type of tree that grows in Yi Ti. It can be used for anything. Wicked strong yet flexible." Piandao explained; "Do you like the sword your lordship?"
"Very much so. And I thank you Master Piandao once more for your craftsmanship." Naruto gave the man a bow; accustom to the Yi Ti people. Master Piandao returned it before letting out a laugh; "Whats funny old man?"
"Oh, nothing. I never took you to be respectful to me that is all." Naruto gave the man a scowl before scoffing; "Ah…theirs the little demon I remember. Jian is the name of the type of sword, the gentlemen's weapon."
"My lord." Lord Baelish asked, making his presence known; "Do you know this man?"
"Of course. Who do you think created the Twins?" Naruto said; "Master Piandao is a master swordsmen. One of the few in the world; but he is also a craftsman. He doesn't buy his swords. He makes them. I was roughly about twelve?"
"Try thirteen with hormones of a well groomed man."
"Thirteen then. Well, I was thirteen on my trip across the known world when I came into a Yi Ti styled outpost in Essos. I met Master Piandao there and he took me in as his apprentice of sorts."
"Mostly to clean my bucket and make sure the shop was presentable."
"Yeah whatever." Naruto rolled his eyes; "A few months into my slave labor force. Master Piandao took me out back to teach me the way of the sword."
"More like you dragged me after watching this pretty tail get mugged in an alley."
"Once more, whatever." Naruto muttered; "Back to the story. He taught me and I saved the day. But, he also taught me about how to be like a fox. Watching your prey, stalk them. Learn everything about them. Trick them into trusting you before striking."
"So…where did your daggers come from?" Tyrion asked. Obviously confused on where Naruto got his daggers from.
"Oh…hehe…the Twins were supposed to be a set of Dao sabers. But the amount of Valerain steel we had. I could only make daggers." The court gave Naruto a clap before quieting down; "Anyways. That is all for today. Clear the court cause I am tired and in need of a bath." Naruto took his new jian and left the throne room with many more people waiting to talk to him. But hey, he is the temp king; he is wants to bath at noon, he will bath at noon.
Sadly, Naruto's plan to bathe so early in the day was ruined with a rather important meeting of the small council. Word spread quickly how Joffery killed the Warden of the North, and now the north was in arms. Rob Stark, the new Warden of the North was out for blood; Lannister blood. The very blood he hated with every beat of his bleeding heart. Naruto was no longer in the mood to bathe. His mind busy with diplomacy that he knew he would need in the future as events started to come. War. A war of four kings it was going to be called. Then he got another message from Castle Black. A king. A king beyond the wall now rose to power with the wildlings. Scratch what he thought before; it was now a War of Five Kings. Stannis, Renly, Joffery, Rob and the Wildling King.
"So, what is too expected?" Naruto asked his council.
"War. As Lord Regent of the Realm. You are very much involved now." Lord Varys explained; "And war is a very…well how can I say. Expensive event."
"I know is expensive." Naruto muttered, rubbing his forehead for relief; "How many men?"
"A few thousand I suppose."
"Bealish?"
"Yes my lord?" Lord Baelish asked.
"The coinage?"
"Well…if we were to cut off some…planned events…we may be in a little debt to your father." Naruto let out a sigh followed by a groan; "Send a raven to the Iron Banks. Tell I will need to take out a loan." Lord Bealish gave a nod.
"Of how much?"
"Seventy-five hundred thousand Gold Dragons. The Banks should know I can cover that much." Lord Bealish paled a little before nodding his head once more.
"At once my lord; but are you sure you will need that much money for war?"
"No, I'm actually not. But with what is happening; I believe it would be needed." Naruto admitted. Even though he is not new to the art of war; he never had to fund one nor seek funding.
"Then my lordship. May I take note and count on how much we need. I'll send you the numbers once I am done"
"Fine. But no skimming and pocketing for yourself." Naruto stated; "You do, and I will use you as an example of those who steal from the crown."
"Of course my lord."
"Good. Older little brother. Who is our most…immediate threat?"
"Lord Stannis at the moment." Tyrion declared; "He has the ships to fight and knows the city better than anyone else. He knows which is the strongest and which walls are the weakest."
"Weakest?"
"Mudd Gate."
"Hmm." Naruto leaned back in his chair before letting out a sigh; "Well, let's prepare the city for an attack. Winter is fucking coming and I will not have my city destroyed. If Stannis decides to siege my city; he better expect a fucking fight." The council gave a nod in agreement before leaving.
Naruto walked into his room within the Red Keep. He stumbled a little, removing most of his clothing from his body; leaving a trail from the door to the bed. Naruto fell face first onto the soft silk sheets and let out a sigh. He was drained, more so then ever. From what happened today and the last few months; Naruto was starting to think King Robert left him in charge because he took no shit from people.
Even though many view the relationship between brothers-in-law as one that was stressed; Naruto and Robert were good friends, not on the level as Robert and Eddard had; but close. Robert often came to Naruto for advice on how to deal with a situation and even asked for favours at the Den's. Robert fathered many of the Den's bastard's children who in turn were kept safe, fed, taught and put into the world by Naruto. Naruto rolled over onto his back and looked up at the red canopy to his bed and laughed a little. Robert was a bloody bastard even in death.
Naruto crawled out of his bed and continued to strip out of his cloths before making his way towards his personal wash chambers. It's something to match the modern day bathroom; it had a single claw footed slippers tub in a nice marble colour and brass footing his chamber pot behind a locked door and a wash basin. Standing stood at the tub and pulled his boots off before dropping his trousers and slipped into the tub. He leaned back and let out sigh as the warm water washed over him; his knees poking form the water as his arms held onto the edge. He closed his eyes and basked into the water; enjoying the peace and quiet of the room.
He could hear the door to the chambers open up and the soft feet walk across the hard wood floor towards him. Then the feeling of hands touching his shoulders and rubbing them softly. A moan escaped his lips as he eased into it as well. Then a kiss to his forehead; which made him opens his eyes to see the soft orbs of his sisters.
"You're tense again." She whispered.
"I know I am." Naruto answered.
"Relax, stop being so tense." She laughed, rubbing his shoulders some more as she took a seat on a stool and work her hands down his chest.
"I don't like to relax."
"You need to." Cersei begged.
"Bad things happen when I relax; hence why I'm always tense." Naruto muttered; reaching up with his right hand to pull her head down to capture her lips in a kiss.
"Like what?"
"Robert died because I was enjoying and relaxing in my establishment." Naruto answered; "Before that, our bastard of a jackass of a cunt of a brother pushed the little Stark boy from the tower."
"Naruto…stop."
"And before that, he left her alone; she his responsibility."
"He is sworn to serve his king." Cersei said, trying to defend Jaime.
"He was sworn to protect her!" Naruto barked; "He was told to watch over her and make sure nothing happened to her. What happens? He finds his cock in your cunt instead of protecting her."
"Naruto…" Cersei whispered.
"I should have taken over watch of her…maybe she'd been here today." Naruto mumbled, tears falling from his eyes. Cersei leaned over some more, hugging her lover the best should could in their position.
"Naruto, we all mourn your mother's death. Jaime even feels sorry for his lack of responsibility."
"Bull shit." Naruto mumbled.
"Can you tell me about her?" Cersei asked; she trying a hand at learning who stole the heart of her father and gave her the little brother she loves. She knows it a touchy, very touchy subject with her lover; one he does not speak about. Naruto let out a sigh, nodding his head a little which caused her to smile.
"Get in." He said and Cersei laughed before letting her dress drop from her shoulders and climbed into the tub. Resting her back against his chest as she felt his arms come around her waist to hold her.
"My mother was from-."
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