In the training ground after the lunch break Iruka gestured for the students to take turns at throwing weapons. They every one took five kunai and three shuriken then went to stand in a line. There were three log posts with targets on them.

Mission 1: Show it to the NOOBS

Conditions: get 100% accuracy and hit two bulls-eye with each weapon

Reward: unlocks lottery in the system and a lottery ticket.

This should be pretty easy Naruto thought when it was his turn. He looked at the posts and got an idea. He closed his eyes and grinned.

What the hell is that guy doing!? Everyone was sneering and even Iruka as they watched him. He can't possibly be thinking that he can even hit a log post... What's he doing now! Iruka thought as Zura grabbed all the kunai and the shuriken in each in his respective hands. His grin got even wider if it was even possible.

Sasuke looked at the blond with his trademark Uchiha sneer and started ridiculing him. He was shaking his head and started insulting him. ''Dobe you can't possibly be that stupid... He pointed a finger at Naruto and yelled with a smirk: ''You will never be better than an Uchiha! Fucking loser thinking he is awesome but can't even hit the post."

But then his eyes bulged out as his face looked like he was eating ramen and noodles, but then he woke just to discover his face was covered in shit. "You... you" His finger fell down as he couldn't believe his eyes.

The moment he tried to understand what happened he just fell down with his face right into the mud. Everyone's jaw was wide open and it looked like they were choking with their own tongue. After another moment one pink girl got out of her stupor and yelp Sasuke's name and cried for help. Everyone turned their heads and started laughing especially Shikamaru he almost started rolling on the ground, but then saw it was wet and didn't.

Even a few girls chuckled their laughter was like the chimes of little bells and it stung Sasuke who was by now conscious right in his dark emo heart. He wanted to cry it was the first time other people laughed at him. He tried to conceal a few sobs as he ran away and tripped on banana peel.

Even more laughter ensued and everyone laughed even his fan club while he silently cried in his heart. Why does it have to be me! What did I do?

He then got up and ran away never to be seen again. Or not... Seems like his emo days were still not over.

Iruka quickly dismissed the class and made them go home. He himself ran to find the Hokage and tried to find Sasuke. Naruto also left the academy but not before looking back at he posts. He first pumped his fist and said while nodding: "I've still got it." He then left.

Behind him were three posts two of them had kunai stuck in the bulls-eye right in the centre of the shuriken and the third had a picture of a human had a shuriken stuck right in between the eyebrows, while the body was riddled with the bulls-eyes with the last five projectiles. One in the neck, a kunai to the heart an arrow to the knee... You get the drill. What an arrow to the knee isn't bulls-eye! You know I used to be an adventurer like you... Ok, ok... I'll stop.

Anyway, Naruto went to the hotel which was called... Oh, I see you don't care. Okay, he went to the hotel.

In his room that was free and is not a scam and has a TV... Hm, oh the reward right. I... I won't tell you. Its not like you care or anything, b-baka...

Announcement: Baka the tsundere narrator was kicked out and its not like you liked it or anything...

Nine PM

"This show sucks no wonder this village only has perverts. With how much this lady is covered up I wonder why she is in the desert. Like what the hell, okay she's wearing multiple layers of clothes in the Suna desert... Well I can't say that this isn't hot but damn.

Warm clothing for Antarctica or any cold conditions, these principles apply to anywhere when the temperature starts to drop and the wind to blow. The "layer method" of dressing is more effective than a single bulky garment. Several layers are built up, each of which has its own part to contribute, insulating air is trapped between as well as within layers, flexibility is maintained as conditions change.

Well thanks for the info. But I guess I can't say those clothes aren't hot. I'm so funny aren't I... Okay enough of this I need a friend! Naruto yelled as he jumped up from his bed and left the TV on as he simply left the room and went down to the reception.

Hey!

Huh... The receptionist looked around but didn't see anyone.

Oh right I am still a kid. Naruto thought as he jumped and tackled the guy into the ground.

"What... OH MY GOD A ROBBERY AM I BEING MUG-" The guy hit his head pretty hard on the ground then he fainted.

Oh shit I forgot about my 1000% bonus damage and 75% stealth... Oh well I'll just take the info myself. Naruto suspiciously dragged the 'body' under the table and sat down on the chair and browsed, the hotel's room division section. He saw that there were three rooms in use on his floor.

Okay, let's do this. Naruto thought as he stood before the door of the first room on his floor. He pushed the door bell and waited. And waited some more... Nothing happened.

Okay. Next room he stood before the and looked at the door bell. It was covered in green slime... And it shined in the dark.

Nope, I'm not gonna deal with this, next...

Last room. Naruto took a deep breath checked the doorbell and- And then he realised it was his room. He face-planted into the ground. Goddammit. He then looked at the door before the slime room. He shivered and coughed. Do I really have to!? Is this what I want! Isn't dying once enough? Please I can't deal with this.

He suppressed a tear. I'm a man goddammit. He slowly walked to the room his senses put on edge. *creak* KYA-! He jumped and let out a "manly" scream. He saw nothing. He quickly ran back towards his room while constantly looking back. Then he hit something.

Something soft.

Oh no! He slowly turned his head with a horrified expression on his face. It was a female ghost. She was a transparent blue ghost with BIG assets that were pressed right into his back and- OH MY god she's gonna eat me! Naruto horrified out of his mind cried out as he saw her face. She had black holes for eyes and a mouth filled with razor sharp teeth.

He threw himself to the ground and did a roll, stumbled back to his feet and started running. While running he desperately looked for a place to hide and with a terrified look on his face started screaming ghost. He went around the corner and-

Oh god NO NO NO! He once again hit something soft and fell to the ground. Quickly running into a corner, Naruto slowly backed away totally scared.

When he hit the wall he cried:"I already died once please don't kill me again!" He then slowly looked up and saw the ghost looking at him with a curious(?) gaze her head tilted sideways. Then she grinned.

Naruto got even more scared then blurted whatever came to his mind with a weak grin on his face. "L-Let's be friends! Dattebayo!" Naruto cringed. He cried mentally what was that NOOO, now I'm really gonna be killed and its all my fault.

He looked up and saw the ghost's grin get even wider. *Gulp "I'm so dead..." The ghost came closer and looked at his dark eye circles just watching for a second, then it stretched out its hand. Naruto closed his eyes but after nothing happened for awhile he opened his eyes.

"F-Friends..." The ghost stuttered as her outstretched hand shaked his hand while he blinked.

"Ehhhhhhhh... You aren't gonna kill me!?" Naruto stared at her with wide opened eyes.

"You kill your friends!?" The ghost shaked her head with a blush on her cheeks that made Naruto calm down a bit. Wait did she just become moe!?

"Of course not. Are we really friends? I mean it's going a bit fast don't you think."

"Yes, you are my mea-*cute cough* friend." Naruto ignored the outburst and...

Sat at silently for a minute trying to understand what just happened. Whatever I made a cute...? He looked at the ghost. Well, a cute friend, I made a cute friend.

Naruto then shrugged and asked his ghost friend if there are any other ghosts around here. He found out there there was a guy named Tom who was your average Joe and found out that he was a plumber when alive. He was also one of the guys who helped build the sewer system for Konoha. Interesting...

"You want to watch some TV?" Naruto invited the ghost to his room.

"You invite a girl to your home this late!" The moe ghost said with a puffed out cheeks serious face.

"Well, um..."

"It's ok I don't mind."

"Okay..." What the hell is up with this friend of mine. One moment she's scary and has razor sharp teeth and the next moment she's moe and cute. Seriously how does that work!?

A few minutes later we're here on the bed...

Watching TV... and its like half past midnight. And do you know what there's that hot show I look at my friend and smile.

"Hey don't you think this show is a bit too hot?"

She looks at me puzzled and tilts her head, I notice this time she doesn't look scary at all. She looks at me and taps her index finger on her lips.

"What do you mean? With the way that woman is dressed this is absolutely anything but?"

I look at her and smirk:"Yeah, but those are some HOT clothes."

We both start laughing while she rolls on the bed. After a moment I glance at the clock and see it's two AM. I decide to call it a day and escort her out when she stops me and gives me a blue transparent looking dagger. "This is for you" Then she laughs and runs off into her room, right through the door, no fucks given.

Ghost's black-blue dagger (rare)

Can only be seen by ghostly apparitions and a select few. Made of ghost marble which is impossible to break (off course it's intangible). It strikes the soul of the victim directly. Can be merged with weapons.

+10 soul damage +%50 weapon range

Are all ghost this generous? Well, nothing like a friend that gives you a rare weapon.

I definitely need more of this. I think with a grin as I crawl into my bed and close my eyes.

You like ghosts? Thanks for reading.