Ren is human. Human and male. "Where the fuck is it going to come out?"
Silently Ren pulls a sharp kitchen knife from the other side of the toilet bowl. Hux pales. "What? I'm hardly going to shit it out." Ren snaps.
"I can't just cut you open without any sort of painkiller. That is positively barbaric." And would probably kill him, Hux privately thinks to himself. He will not be explaining that one to Snoke.
"I will endure. The force will help me focus and the pain will give me power. I will use that power to heal my own wounds." That sounds fake but ok.
"You have lost a lot of blood. I'm going to get bacta before I try anything. I can get it brought here. No one needs to know anything about anything." Hux states, fobbing off Ren's protests before they come. The force may be powerful but Hux is not going to leave something like that to chance and then there is the baby itself. What if it is not ok ? Can Ren heal others with his force skills? Would he even want to? He doesn't seem the fatherly sort.
Ren grits his teeth through another contraction as Hux gets his communicator out and requests the bacta. He feeds a story about Ren sustaining a deeper wound than thought in training and then stumbles to his feet to look for towels. Blankets. Something. "We need to get you to the bed. We need more space."
"I...don't think I can make it that far." Ren states quietly after a few awkward seconds of them staring at one another.
"I'll help." Hux says softly. He wishes he had any sort of idea what to do but all he can do is try not to panic as he swoops down and hooks Ren's arm around his shoulder, taking his weight and putting his other arm around the taller man's midsection. Not that Hux has ever thought about seeing Ren naked but if he had this would not be how would imagine getting a look at what the other man is packing. Scowling to himself he pulls up and tries to get Ren to the bed as quickly as possible. Ren is simply too big and too heavy to even attempt to be gentle about it.
He knows a baby should come when the contractions are very close together and Ren still has a few minutes between so they can wait on the bacta. He thinks. Ren shuffles to prop himself up on the pillows and Hux nearly throws up when he sees the imprint of a tiny foot against the taught skin.
"I'll heat the knife. Get you some water."
"It is sterilised. I was just about to...you know."
"Right." Hack yourself open. Normal behaviour. Sure.
Fuck.
The buzzer sounds and Hux marches towards the door to take delivery of the bacta. With a deep breath he starts towards the bed while shrugging out of his jacket. This is it.