Enough Chit-Chat! (Claps hands) It is FANFICTION TIME!
"Hello..Hello...Hello, my sweet hero."
"Wh-what happen?"
Sonic woke up, staggering to his feet, then fell back on the bed, dizzy and a bit hungover.
"Wait a minute...why am I on a bed? Ohhh, my head. All I remember is me dancing with..."
He looked over and the left side of the bed. A letter was written for him on the lampstand. It read:
Dearest Sonic,
I thank you for the wonderful night you gave me. We danced, we drank, and we made love. You were so gentle, fitting my every need. I haven't had that many orgasms in a while. Anyway, to further thank you, I have some vital information for you about your current situation. To find out where who are you, seek knowledge on The Road. The Road is a long stretch of pavement that meanders the land. It goes up north. Half the road is a vast desert and the other half is a massive jungle. But no one ever completed fully The Road. This is all according to legend. Many think it's endless. They are also stories of a wise celestial God who gives the answer to the traveler's question. You seem the type to reach the unreachable. However, The Road fraught with danger. Bandits are only one of the many fiends and dangers you will face. But I trust you will survive. My 2 sisters, Alicia and Aphrodite, (Don't ask. My Dad has a active social life.) will help on the way. Good luck.
From,
Formentera Lady.
P.S I entrusted you a sword, supplies, and clothes for the journey. Your clothes got dirty :). They are in the closet. Don't try to find me. I am in my Father's lair. But I'll find you...
Sonic thought, "Wow. I had sex without even remembering. With a Goddess! She is so nice."
He smiled at his wry thought. He forgot everything about himself but he still knows how to please a girl.
He grabbed his sword, (a nice long sword of good iron) his food and drinks, (bread, butter, 3 whole chickens, and 5 jugs of water) and his clothes (he looked like a pilgrim. Plain clothes of white, complete with a black sombrero and a walking stick).
Sonic bounded off, with his renewed hope, and headed toward The Road.
Meanwhile
"...Cortex, hand me the screwdriver."
"Sure."
"...Ok. It's ready!"
The two villains hopped onto their new way of going places, a hovering motorcycle. Their conversation went as goes:
Eggman: Whew! I'm ready to get some revenge on that guy who killed our stellar plan of world domination.
Cortex: That's later in the plan. We must get on The Road and get our answer from the "God" that is reportedly is at the end of The Road.
Eggman: Let's go!
Cortex: Hey, um we forgot supplies so stop by the next town so we can raid it.
Eggman: Can I go on my jeep with the rotating drill that goes approximately 15 m.p.h? So we can destroy and leave no trace?
Cortex: Sure. We are back in business! And business is going to be good! HAHAHAH!
Eggman: HAHAHAH! High five, Cortex!
Cortex: Yeah! World domination, here we come!