L: We're back again, and we have a couple people who left reviews! *Huggles them!* Thanks for your questions, and the boys will be glad to answer them for you!
M: First question is for Mello. It's from ZetsubouAi. 'If I must ask, Mello, why exactly do you dislike Near so much?'
Mello: Because he's...er, well, he's... He's a bastard.
L: Lovely answer, Mells, could you elaborate a little, please?
Mello: *sighs* He succeeds me at every freaking thing! Do you know how annoying it is when you're in baking class, and the greatest detective in the WORLD comes in to try your cake, and you lose by ONE freaking point to NEAR?
M: Um...
L: *laughs* Nice. Let's go to the next question! This is for BB, also from ZetsubouAi! What do you think of L?
BB: I think he's smexy.
M: I know, right?
L: He looks just like you, B.
BB: Exactly my point.
L: ...
M: See? That's just how awesome he is! =D
L: Sure. Next question!
M: *rolls eyes* Gee, thanks, Loco Choco.
L: Hey, cute nickname! I like it!
M: Emphasis on "loco." Alrighty, these are from Mikomikokoro, to Mello: 'Where do you get your clothes? And who does your hair? Could I get an autograph? Do you think Matt's cute? What about L? And if Near asked you out, what would you do? Do you realize I'm asking all these questions just to annoy you? Can I have some chocolate?'
L: This person sounds just like me. XD
M: No, you talk more.
L: =P Meanie.
M: *laughs maniacally* 'Kay, Mello, heads up!
Mello: OK... I get most of my clothes from different shops, but my favorite brand is Avanti.
BB: ...Isn't that a women's clothing company?
Mello: Hey, hey! Don't be hatin' because I have a better figure than you!
BB: Okaaaaay then...that was slightly awkward...
Mello: *clears throat* I do my own hair. :) It takes approximately an hour and a half. *sweatdrop* Lots of flippy-maneuvers, I guess. Sure, you can have an autograph!
To random fan, from Mello
Sorry, I got a little lazy.
M: A little?
Mello: Shut up, M!
L: I feel your pain, man. M=Annoying.
Mello: Do I think MATT is cute? Er, yeah. I don't think I've said it straight-out yet, and this may shock you, but I'm gay.
M: What a shocker.
L: 'Cause I totally didn't see that coming.
BB: Agreed.
Mello: *sweatdrop* L? Not so much cute as AWESOME. If Near did what now?
Near: I hate to intervene, but I must point out that the scenario is very unlikely.
L: *quietly holds lie-detector over head*
Near: Mello does not affect me in any sexual manner.
*Lie detector beeps*
L: HA! Caught you!
Near: ...Uh...
M: Haha! We win!
Mello: ...Near, get outta my spotlight.
Near: Gladly. *leaves*
Mello: If he did that, let's just say he'd experience some very unpleasant things.
BB: Like rape.
Mello: Not like that!
M: Suuuure, Mello.
L: Technically speaking, it isn't rape if it's wanted.
Mello: Get off my back, damn it! I don't like Near!
*Lie detector goes off*
Mello: DAMN IT!
L: Heehee!
M: Back to the questions please?
L: Oh, yeah! Poor viewers, we're totally drawing this out more than needed. XD Sorry.
M: I told you that you talk a lot!
L+Mello: *mumbles* Shut up...
Mello: Yes, I realize you're trying to annoy me, but it ain't quite working. I think the effect of these questions is slightly unnerving, however.
L: Yes, and Near will have something to look forward to at the end of our segment.
M: Whooooo...
Mello: Shut the f*** up, Loco Choco!
M: HA! He used my nickname!
L: I knowz! *squee* I love that nickname...
BB: When do I get to talk?
M: Now, if you want.
BB: *waves* Hi, mom!
Mello: Can you have some chocolate? No. XD Eetz MIIIINE!
M: Weirdo...
L: He ain't weird! He's just different!
BB: Yeah, sure. And I'm the Muffin Man.
M: =3
L: *rolls eyes*
M: Next one is from Mikomikokoro again. BB, 'Will you kill someone for me if their initials are "B.B." or "Q.Q."? Is jam actually your favorite food or were you just acting? What's your favorite movie?'
BB: Erm... That depends. Who are you? Actually, jam is my favorite food, and no I wasn't acting. The Nightmare Before Christmas, because I like Christmas, because I LIKEY PRESENTS!
L: Niiiice. *cough, wacko, cough!* We're coming close to the end here, and these last ones are from xXDeathGamerXx. For BB. 'Do you LUUURRRRV L Lawliet?
BB: I already said. Scroll up. (Recap: "I think he's smexy.")
M: The next one is for Loco Choco's long-lost brother, Mello. Are you gay? If so, do you really wear dresses like in fanfics and fanart?
Mello: I'm gay. Remember the previous drama with Near? XD Failure.
M: Would you like to sign an epic to that failure?
L: Oh yeah-big time.
Mello: ...Moving on. And people draw me wearing dresses? WTF? When did THAT happen? I DEMAND A LAWYER!
L: *COUGH* One more for B. If you had to choose between beer with jam and blood with fear, which would you choose?
BB: *In weird Austin Powers voice* BEER WITH JAM, BABY!
L: Epic! Yay for Powers! X3
M: To wrap this up-
L: Thanks to the reviewers for the previous chapter! ZetsubouAi, Mikomikokoro and xXDeathGamerXx!
M: I'll add to that !-ness. Thanks!
L: This was the END! So YAY for ending!
M: The poll that was on our profile will-
L: Determine what our next fic will be about.
M: STOP CUTTING ME OFF!
L: This is Mad-M and Loco Choco SIGNING OOOOUT!
M: ...Mad-M?
L: 'Cause you're a meanie.
M: I GET TO BE THE LAST ONE TO TALK, YAY!
L: I DO!
M: NOT! I get to talk last, and it-
And the camera cuts her off.
~THE ENDZ~