Hey guys! Another short chapter... I'll try to make them longer in the future! For now short will do. I plan on trying to update every Sunday, so keep a look out! Thanks to adellealya, ggtherescuer, and ZoLuFangirl98 for reviewing! And yes, it is a ZoLu. ;-) Enjoy!

Nami and Robin where in the women's quarters doing their own things, and listening to the yelling from deck. Nami was about to put the final line on her map when the door flew open, and Usopp flew in the door, literally dragging luffy by her shirt threw the door.

"NAMI! ROBIN!" He yelled "LUFFY NEEDS-"

Nami cut him off by punching him in the head.

"YOU MORON! YOU MESSED UP MY MAP!"

Usopp hit the floor and groaned.

"I'm sorry, I just thought that now that Luffy is a girl you would need to help her get used to it. By giving her a makeover or something."

Nami sighed.

"Yes yes, later lat-" And then her eye shot open and a sneaky grin plastered itself on her face.

"Okay, sure! Luffy come with me!"

Luffy picked herself up and dusted off. "Okay!" She chirped.

"Robin! You go keep Zoro distracted."

"Very well Navigator-san."

"NO!"

Nami, Robin, and Usopp all looked at Luffy quizzeckly.

"Why not captain-san?"

All of the sudden Luffy looked extremaly agitated.

"Forget it" Luffy snapped out giving a good glare to everyone in the room before stomping out.

"What's her problem?" Usopp said.

Nami looked at him blankly for a moment, before a realization seemed to flood into her.

"I have an idea, Robin, could you please go ask Sanji for a snack covered in salt and soy sauce? Also some cola maybe?"

"Yes Navigator-san." Robin then walked out of the room heading for the kitchen.

after five minutes Robin brought the food to Luffy per Nami's instructions and left her alone. Luffy happily gobbled up the food, and then layed back to take a nap. It had been maybe 2 hours and was now lunchtime.

"Lunch!" Sanji roared. Everyone hurried to their seats to avoid having the human vacuum eat their food, but Luffy never showed.

"Luffy! Lunch!" Sanji yelled a little louder now.

Still nothing.

"I'll get her." Nami said with a knowing smile.

Nami walked to the front of the boat to see Luffy curled in a ball agent the wall of the ship. Luffy looked up at Nami with pain clearly on her face.

"Nami, what did you put in that snack?"

Nami smiled sadly down at Luffy. "Salt and caffeine Luffy. Now follow me I can make it better."

It had been an hour and finally Nami came back with an exhausted Luffy.

"What happened to Luffy?" Chopper asked.

"Turns out if luffy had been a girl her entire life this is the day the monthly problems would be starting."

Chopper looked understanding, Sanji and Usopp turned red, Franky and brook were not in the room, Robin looked sympathetic and Zoro looked... well... asleep.

"Anyone who wants to talk or hang out with luffy should know that she could swiftly become angry with anyone and chances are if she becomes angry she won't hold back. Usopp, Zoro, and Sanji are the three most at risk, so you guys watch your necks."

Usopp gasped. "Why me!?"

"Because you three are the three she spends most of her time with."

"Oh."

"Yes."

Nami then proceeded to drop Luffy in her chair next to Zoro, where she fell on him like she were dead. Zoro patted her head and was starting to fall back asleep when his eyes popped open, he glanced at Luffy than at the clock in the wall and moved to stand up, and Luffy grabbed him.

"Zoro don't go" Luffy hummed tiredly. By now Luffy Zoro and Sanji where the only three in the room.

"Luffy I need to, Robin wanted to meet me ten minutes ago."

Luffys face adopted a shadow momentarily but swiftly dropped it and glanced at Sanji.

"Fine. Sanji c'mere, Zoro wont let me sleep on him, I wanna rest on you instead."

Sanji looked, to be fighting himself, before giving a long sigh and nodding his consent.

"Alright, let me dry this last dish and we can rest on the deck in the sun where it is warm."

Luffy leapt from her place on Zoro and jumped on Sanji's back.

"Yay! Thanks Sanji!"

Sanji finished his chores and walked out into the shade of the and huddled into that corner before Luffy leapt on him and leaned against his chest falling asleep in a few short minutes.

So that's it for this week! I hope you enjoyed! Please R&R!

CrAzE! :-P