Sandbag

In the middle of the ocean laid a hermit crab on a small piece of land that just fit it. It was sleeping peacefully till a wave came and knocked it over. No the story is not about the hermit crab, but, about the thing that caused the wave.

A ship that resembled the Black Pearl, dark and ghostly, sped by creating waves as it went. The ship would've been super scary if not for the sheep head, from the Going Merry, sticking out of the front.

By the sheep head stood captain Inni. She was a short, slender girl about 5" tall. She had long, curly, bright blue hair that waved in the breeze. Letting out a sigh she watched the ocean with her bright green eyes, half glazed from yawning of boredom.

"Crew!" She screamed loud enough for people even a mile away could hear. Eight people ran to the door stumbling over each other, they tried to escape out the door at the same time. They piled up till the eighth one ran into them as they all spilled out on the deck in front of Inni. They scrambled to their feet saluting to Inni.

She turned to face the eight men. "The waters men the waters." She said sternly as the men gave her a very confused look. "It's closer to the top of the boat!" The confused looks turned to panic. "We 'need' to loose some weight." She looked at them quietly as if she was thinking. "Throw the sandbag over board!" She demanded gesturing to a tall, muscular man. He had wild read hair and brown eyes. His name was Kentou and he was about 6"5' tall, towering a good one and a half feet over Inni.

The men, except Kantou who was shaking scared, saluted. "Yes Sir."

'Wack'

All men laid on the floor with large bumps formed on their heads. A faint 'mellorine' was heard. "Just do as I command!" She yelled as a dark cloud appeared over her, as the crew saw fangs and a snake's tongue with she talked.

They got up, as fast as they could, pushing others down in the process, until all were up but Luffy. Luffy jumped to his feet, and they saluted once again. They turned to the very frightened Kantou. They picked him up as he screamed.

Just then the door slammed open as the co-captain, Venessa, walked out. She was a slender girl with Nami's build. She had longer blond hair and hazel eyes. She had a tattoo on her right shoulder, a fully bloomed blue rose, a very decorative cross on her lower back, and a pirate skull and crossbones on her left chest. She was about sixteen.

"What's going on?" She asked obviously knowing the answer for she turned to look straight at Inni.

"If we don't throw him overboard we'll sink….plus, I'm bored." Inni stated loudly and confidently, till she got to the last part where she got quiet and her voice shook a little. She acted like a kid trying not to get in trouble.

"That's no reason to throw him overboard! You know yo…."

"Throw him overboard!" Inni yelled her eyes narrowing into a glare. "Captain's orders."

"Are you even listening to me?!" She yelled with anger as a vein popped out. She turned right before they threw him over. "Don't…..throw him overboard."

The crew turned to their co-captain.

"Yes, throw him overboard!" The captain yelled as the crew got ready with evil faces.

"Don't!" The crew stopped and looked at Venessa with somewhat of a pout on their faces.

"I'm the captain and I say 'yes' throw him overboard."

"I don't care! I make the decisions for you and I say 'no' don't throw him overboard."

"Yes."

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

This pattern continued on 20 more times. By now the crew was confused. Still holding Kantou up in the air, their heads shot back and forth between their captain and co-captain. At the high speeds they were doing it the crew ended up getting whip lash.

The crew looked at each other and shrugged. They were tired of holding Kantou, so they just tossed him over the side. They watched him fall laughing hysterically as his girly screams filled the air, until they were drowned when he hit the water with a splash.

Venessa and Inni both turned only to see the whole crew, except Kentou, leaning over the railing with happy and excited expressions.

Inni gave a victory laugh with a peace sign as Venessa sweat dropped. She tried not to laugh along for she was supposed to be the smart one. She sighed pushing the crew away and grabbed the life saver ring. She tossed it at him. She then bent down to grab the rope but got nothing but air. She forgot the rope. 'Gonk'. She looked down at the panicking Kantou with a newly developed lump on his head, from being hit by the life saver.

She grabbed a rope and tossed one end over the edge. "Climb up." She shouted as he jumped on the rope wrapped himself around it, only to fall back in the water. She forgot to tie it down.

"Ummm…tie the rope to the life saver and toss it up to me." He did as she said and tossed it up.

"Venessa-chwaaaaan, Inni-swaaaaaaan, dinners ready." Sanji called from the kitchen as the sound of the guys running to the kitchen and the their shouts filled the air.

She turned to tell him, she'll be right there, only she got smacked in the side of the head by the life saver. She growled a little and put the ring over a near by pole.

"Climb up yourself!" She yelled and started for the kitchen holding the lump on her head.