"Hmm?", "Huh?","What the hell?!"

Various civilians looked up to the sky to see a multitude of egg-fox-shaped structures decorate the sky.

"People of Neo-Montreal Canada!", shouted Dr Eggfox through a great big megaphone with a big spiral painted on it,

"My name is Naruto Humankind (AN: Uzumaki is Japanese for Humankind) a.k.a. Dr Eggfox! I am here to be welcomed as your new ruler!". Naruto said this to the people to let the people know him, Naruto Humankind, is their new ruler.

"Yeah that's right!" Sonia said, "You tell 'em Homage Humankind!".

"Shut the fuck up" Naruto said, shoveling sandwiches into his gape,"Get back in the ninja room".

"OK" said Sonia to Naruto. Sonia said this to Naruto so Naruto would hear this from Sonia. Naruto heard it with his ears.

"What the hell?!" said Chris Bores, "is this the ghosts?!" Chris Bores ran into the dumpster and as he was falling he got caught by...

...Chris Bore opened Chris Bores eyes so Chris Bores could see...

"...HOLD IT!" shouted Agent J to the enormous structures polluting the sky,"Poor grammar is the tuberculosis of adult illiteracy, and carbon emissions are the myxomatosis OF THE PLANETS EYES!"

*Myxomatosis by Radiohead starts playing*

"What the hell?!" Chris Bores said, realizing he awoke from his self-imposed unconsciousness in the arms of a tall, sharp dressed man wearing dark shades.

"Don't worry" said the beat agent, helping the irate man to his feet, "The name's Morris, this is Spin, and this is J, and we're the Elite Beat Agents! You're safe with us!"

"What the hell?!" said Chris Bores, trying to indicate that he has a severe mental disability, and then he ran away, stripping.

"Uhh...Lets do this thing!" Spin shouted enthusiastically, as they began their esoteric choreography. The surrounding civies watched in confusion and fear, they could not comprehend the nature of the beat as those who had agent training could. As the agents contorted their physical forms into bizarre and defiant shapes, large glowing buboes grew on the egg-fox machines, and they were eventually swallowed up by the fleshy growths, and were decomposed harmlessly into their constituent elements.

"NO!" Dr Eggfox shouted, only suddenly having got his shit together and actually paying attention to what was going on, a multitude of sandwiches flopping out of the edgy corners of his mouth.

"How can this BE!" His confidant Sonia screeched.

"Shut the fuck up!", Dr Eggfox said, like a piece of mahogany.

"Believe this!" J shouted as the music ended, and only Dr Eggfox's flagship remained.

"You gosh darn fools!" Dr Eggfox said, he wasn't swearing because he was a good christian.

"We will have our revenge!" Sonia said, receiving a glare from the big foxy man.

"We will have our revenge" Naruto said, "So says Naruto Humankind Wave Wind Robotnick a.k.a. Dr Eggf-uuuuuucckkk!" said the ninja-scientist, as his ship fell from the sky due to the large tumors having ate the engine. He made some hand signs and him, Sonia, and his other valuable objects, teleported somewhere else.

"Looks like he got away" said Morris, combing flecks of carbon and metal out of his large Afro.

"Yeah sure but don't worry, if he shows his big dumb gay face we'll just beat him again!" said a now completely naked Irate Gamer. They all glared at him

"Man we should, like, go home" said J, slightly disturbed. The other beat agents silently nodded in agreement and left before the many civilians whose lives they had saved could make a big fuss and distract the agents from their work. Chris Bores sat down, and cried.