Will: HELLO AND WELCOME, THIS IS OUR FIRST OUT OF MANY EPISODES!
Harvey: Um will… in the introduction, yeah, YOU FORGOT TO INTRODUCE ME!
Will: What's that? Did you hear something?
Harvey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Will: There it was again!
Harvey: INTRODUCE ME!!!!
Will: It must have just been my imagination…
Harvey: I'm right here! INTODUCE ME!
Will: ……Oh hey Harvey, didn't see you there.
Harvey: *Strangles will*
Joker: *Rolls around onground laughing*
Will: *gasp* *Reaches for big purple that use to be red*
Will: *rips harvey's hands off of his neck* Okay, who painted the button purple!
Everyone: *looks at Joker*
Joker: Why is everyone at MWA looking me? What wrounge have I ever done.
Bruce: You killed half of gothams citizens.
Joker: Well there's that… but the that wasn't my goal so I guess that doesn't really count.
Bruce: YES IT COUNTS, YOU KILLED A BUNCH OF ITOCIENT PEOPLE! FOR FUN!
Joker: Oh, my bad!*Cracks up on ground laughing*
Bruce: *Tries to strangle Joker but fails epically*
Crane: *Watch's the two fights goin on for 5 minutes*
Crane: *shrugs, and starts to strangle Rachel*
Alfred: *looks at Fox*
Alfred: *Bites Fox's throat*
Vghdob: EVERYBODY STOP IT! AND GET TO MY QUESTION ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *pauses in mid fight* "…Okay…"
Will: *shuffles over to now purple button*
Will: *Clicks big purple button*
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Rachel - Just saying, dude, you're old. Too old for bruce wayne, it's sorta perverted.
Joker - Will you marry me?
XD
Fox: This question came from vghbob
Will: Okay Rachel *snickers*
Rachel: HEY! IS THAT A QUESTION? IS THAT LEGAL?
Bruce: Shhhhh don't say that vghbob she might never give me a chance!
Joker: *Laughs hysterically*
Everyone(- Rachel and Bruce): *Laughs along with joker!* Rachels an… OLD GRANDMA!!! *sticks tongues out*
Crane: *Rolls on ground laughing* Rachel! OLD GRANDMA! HAHAHA!!!!!!! COOOOKIES!
Everyone: *Blinks* Cookies?
Crane: *Pauses* I-I… I said… I said… Wussy! I said wussy not cookies! Ha! Ha! Haha…
Will: ................ Way to ruin Crane…
Rachel: *pouts and mutters* I am not old… Ive been putting on that wrinkle cream every night like the doctor told me to… hmmm Ill just put it on double as much as I use to! Yeah, that has to work! Then I will look just as good as ANGELENA JULIE! IM COMING ANGIE! LOOK OUT!!!!!!! MWAHHAAHAHAHA!
Everyone: *Looks at Rachel and blinks twice*
Rachel: um… I….
Will: Okay… Joker, answer your question.
Joker: Well… Is she single?
Rachel: *Stares at Joker accusingly* Why would YOU care!
Joker: Well…..
Rachel: Spit it out CLOWN
Joker: I only date married woman *Licks lips*
Rachel: *Dies*
Joker: *Cracks up laughing* HEEEEEHEHHOOOOAHHAHAHEHOHOO
Rachel: AHHH YOU!!!!!!!*Slaps joker repetitively*
Harvey: Go get em' muffin cake!
Bruce: Hit him harder! USE THE FISTS!
Alfred: Refreshments?
Fox: *Tries to get to button before will*
Crane: *Stares at fight with mouth open*
Will: *Notices Fox running toward the big purple button* Not a chance Fox! *Tackles Fox*
Fox: Noooo! *tries to get away*
Will: Crane! Press the button!
Crane: Me? Yay! *skips over to button*
Joker: *Brakes from Rachel grasp and tackles Crane*
Crane: *Gasps* Joker WHY?
Rachel: Oh no you cant get away from ME CLOWN FACE! *Tackles Joker*
Crane: *slips away and presses button*
Jonathan: Favourite band? Most embarassing moment? What you like about Arkham (pre and post your capture) What you think of Joker/Rachel/Batman/Bruce etc. Are you a virgin?
Fox: This question came from Dystopiac
Will: Okay, Crane?
Crane: Band? Do musicals count?
Will: sure… I guess
Crane: WIZARD OF OZ! ALL OF IT! EVERY SINGLE SONG! IT'S INSPIRING!
Alfred: *Blink* *blink* HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Classic! Just classic! Bravo!
Everyone(-Crane): *Busts a gut*
Will: No! Seriously?
Crane: What? What's so funny? I don't get it! *Pouts*
Will: Okay, okay, next question Crane?
Crane: Okay… Oh that's easy! Once I was break dancing in a club! Right? So the I get down funky with it, and I knocked over the DJ's rap table like thingy!
Harvey: …….. that's from a commercial...
Crane: …. Um…. So?
Will: Whatever, next question?
Crane: Um… oh! Steve of course!
Joker: Oh, STEVE! I love that guy! *Gives Crane high five*
Everyone(-Joker and Crane): Who's STEVE???
Crane: You don't know STEVE!!!
Joker: How do you live with yourselves!
Everyone is speechless and just spits out a pfth! And they're crazy! But they are all thinking deep inside, asking themselves Should I know this guy?
Will: Okay Crane, next question please?
Crane: Sure… Wait! *reads again* Do I have to answer that?
Will: *Snickers* Yes Crane, you do! You do!
Everyone(-Crane): *Stares at Crane*
Crane: *Holds breath and looks around at all the eyes staring at him* Um… I... *Panics* *Turns around speedily and presses big purple button*
i would like you to include this:
,first off i love you! You are a sex god! i want to know what YOU fear the don;t think you're safe from me because I WILL BE BACK!
Fox: This question came from La Reine De La Nuit
Will: Okay Crane, answer your question *Stares at Crane angrily* *Whispers in Cranes ear* You pull a stunt like that again, and I will kill you!
Crane: *Shudders*
Crane: Okay I will answer it, but what is that crossed out stuff?
Will: Oh that's nothing… just answer the question
Crane: *stares at question in horror* Oh my god! She scares me!
Will: Well I guess that answers the question. *Presses big purple button*
Em... hm, let me think...
1. Alfred, you rock! Have you ever thought of getting in on Batman's action, you know donning a mask yourself? Fox, you can comment too
2. Joker, you looking for any sidekicks?... I'm available.
3. Rachel- you tick me off and I want to know why you couldn't have spared us all the drama and ditched Harvey Dent and went with poor Bruce Wayne, who's life is pretty much crap right now and needs some sprucing up.
4. ookay. Bruce, first of all you don't get enough credit, your pretty too! Do you wear anything underneath your Batsuit?
hahahahah, oh this is so much fun! Joker uh... you are so hot, seriously, well...hahahaah. Better watch out Will, don't you dare go near him! Better update soon...or else. Hahah
Fox: This question came from MacAttack5
Will: Okay first question is for Alfred and Fox.
Alfred: Why thank you MacAttack5, I was thinking about something like… *gets dressed in special suit* "Batman, Duckman, and Mooseman fighting crime!"
Everyone(-Alfred): *Stares at Alfred in Duck costume*
Will: Um, that's great Alfred, but who's Mooseman?
Fox: I thee MooseMan! *Fox says in a heroic voice in moose costume*
Will: *Stares blankly* Okay… next question… Joker?
Joker: Well, I did meet this girl named Harrrrley in Arkham and I did promise her that she could be my sidekick… but I think she's crazy so… YOU HIRED *Laughs hysterically*
MacAtack5 some how appears out of thin air.
MacAttack5: SERIOUSLY!?! *Drags Joker in to the distance* We have so many diabolically crazy things to do!
Will: *Shouts after joker who's still laughing* Come back soon! Next question? Rachel?
Rachel: I… Like blonds?
Bruce: WHAT? *Dies hair blonde and looks up at Rachel hopefully*
Rachel: Natural blonds?
Bruce: *Collapses* WHY GOD!?! WHY MUST I BE CURSED WITH THIS AWSOMELY COOL JET BLACK HAIR!?!?
Will: Okay next question, Bruce?
Bruce: *sniffs* You really think so? Well, to answer your question, it really depends on the weather
Harvey: ………… LOSER! *Sticks out tongue*
Bruce: What? *Starts to sob* WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!??????? WHY IS LIFE SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Freaks out*
Will: Oh my god he's breaking everything, Rachel! Say something!!!!
Rachel: What do I say!?!
Will: I don't know! Just do it!
Rachel: Ummm okay… *Turns to bruce* Umm… I think your pinky toe is sexy?
Bruce: REALLY? *Dies*
Will: That's one way to solve the problem….*Pushes button*
Lucius Fox: You. Are. GAWD-AHH. Just sayin'. What's it like being so amazingly awesome?
Joker: I love you. Can I give you a hug?
Joker(Again): Cosplay is fun! Do you dress up like a nurse often?
Rachel: What's it like being dead? XD
Fox: This Question came from Dufrene Party of Two
Will: Fox?
Fox: Well I guess its amazingly awesome *Winks*
Will: Joker?
Joker: Hug away!
Dufrene Party of Two: *Runs over to hug Joker*
MacAttack5: *Shoots Dufrene Party of Two* NOT MY LOV*Stops saying love*- BOSS!
Will: Um… Joker?
Joker: Yep *Cracks up*
Will: Rachel?
Rachel: *looks down at Dufrene Party of Two's dead body* I don't know? Whats it like for YOU? *gives MacAttack5 high five* *Presses button*
Okay my question is for everyone; so here goes,
If you were to lets say sing a song to someone, what song would it be and to whom.
Fox: This question came from LoopyLuna89
Will: Paper planes to Bruce
Bruce: Lollipop to Rachel
Rachel: Ewwwww bruce!
Rachel: Barbie girl to myself
Harvey: I hate everything about you to Joker, Bruce, and Will
Joker: Fresh prince of Gotham(on YouTube) To Gotham
Fox: Mr. Roboto to Bruce
Alfred: Just dance to the world!!!
Crane: I love you(Barney) to Grandma! *Clicks button happily*
Okay, I have a couple of questions
Rachel: What do you see in Harvey anyway?
Joker: can you feel it when someone punches you?
Bruce: I think your cute! Will you go out with me since ur like available now?
I shall return with more questions! Hahahahaha!
~Tiara~
Fox: This question came from SparklingTiara95
Will: Okay… here we go now… Rachel?
Rachel: Well, Harvey is hansom! And he…. Well I really never thought about it much…
Harvey: *Says hopefully* for who I am?
Rachel: Of course not silly!
Harvey: *Dies*
Will: *Points and laughs at Harvey* Okay! Next question, Joker?
Joker: hm… Let me check! *Punches himself* *Laughs hysterically* Ohhh yes!
Will: Bruce?
Bruce: *Twitches* No. *Presses button very speedily!*
All righty! {rubs hands together}
Jonathan- Where were you during all the mayham the Joker was causing?
Joker- First thing, yes, I wanna know how you got your scars, no, I dont want see a magic trick, and yes, I believe their balls DID drop off. Second, what was going through your mind when Batsy flipped your truck? This is awkward but, can I just, uh, touch your scars?
Bruce- When will Wayne manor be completed?
Batman- Do you have throut cancer or is that mask of yours just cutting off your air supply?
Fox: This question came from Jester
Will: Crane?
Crane: Ohhhh that's easy! I was at Grandma's house eating Grandma's cookies!
Everyone(-Crane): *Blinks*
Will: Well that explains the whole Grandma/cookie thing… Joker?
Joker: WHICH LIE SHALL I CHOOSE!
Will: You can't lie, Joker!
Joker: What?
Will: You can't lie!
Joker: Then what's the point of her asking?
Will: *Shakes head* just answer the next question then!
Joker: Okay… It wasn't MY truck… *Smiles widely*
Joker: And NO you can't touch my scars! These scars cost more the your soul!
Will: A question for Bruce?
Bruce: When that high-speed train is completed!
Bruce: And NO It is neither of those things! I just like sounding like Darth Vader! *Clicks button violently*
Hey bro, awesome fanfiction idea! *strokes imaginary beard* Now let me see...
Joker- (I'm not sure if you know this... but we're married. XD Long story.) If you had to be hadncuffed to one person here, who would it be? What do you think is the funniest way to die? Please, for the sake of fangirls everywhere, HOW DID YOU GET THOSE SCARS? And I think the world deserves to know... boxers or briefs? XD
Crane- (You're my second favorite, if the Joker wasn't available, I'd marry you in a second.) Do you hate your last name? 'Cuz it is after all... a skinny bird. XD Can I call you Jonny? Jonny-boy? Jon-Jon? Jonsy? Straw man? Scaredycrow? Carecrow? *rambles off random pet names* Would you be mad at me if I sprayed you with your own toxin? Have you made any toxins that DON'T induce fear? Because, with all your work, you might get a little lonely or somethin'... whatever, I don't judge.
Harvey: Why the hell were you SUCKING GAS in that scene with the oil drums? Last time I checked, inhaling gas didn't make bombs explode. And why don't you admit it, you didn't care that Rachel died, you were just moaning about the loss of your perfect golden locks, weren't you?
Alfred: Can I become your apprentice?! I want to have an awesome english accent too! 8D
Fox: And this question came from---
OutcastToReality(Hailey) somehow appeared out of thin air with her Dare The Dark Knight Characters Crew
Hailey: ME!
Will: Hello SIS!
Hailey: Hello BRO! My dark knight crew just wanted to see your dark knight crew! And I just wanted to drop in, and see the place!
Will: Awesome *gives Hailey tour*
Mean while…
Joker1: Wanna know how I got these scars?
Joker2: YES! You want to share lies?
Joker1: Hell yeah! *Gives Joker2 high five*
Alfred1: Very pleasant to meet you!
Alfred2: Quite! Refreshments?
Alfred1: Don't mind if I do!
Fox2: I was just designing this knew suit! Cat is the new Bat!
Fox1: Really? Show me it!
Bruce1: So what's up with the catsuit?
Bruce2: Fox says cat is the knew bat…
Bruce1: Oh…
Rachel1: What happened to you?
Rachel2: Oh, I do dares…
Rachel1: Ewww!
Rachel2: I know right?
Harvey1: I hate Will…
Harvey2: I hate Hailey…
Crane1: *Pokes Crane2*
Crane2: OUCH!!! MY EYE!
Crane1: IM SORRY! *Diels 911*
And as the tour continues
Hailey: *Looks at big purple button* What does THIS do?
Will: NO DON'T PRESS THAT!
Hailey: *Presses button anyway*
HI FRIEND!
Question...
Do you know the muffin man?
If you answer you get a double stuffed cookie to eat.
(throws delicious cookie between everyone.)
Let the battle of cookies begin.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Will: *Smacks Hailey* *Notices Cookies*
Everyone: *Dives on cookies* *Fights with their duplicates for cookies!*
And the Dark Knight Characters fought for the cookies, yes they did, all through the KNIGHT!
Okay you guys, so I hope you liked it, and if there is any way I can improve this fanfic on the next episode, let me know somehow! Thank you everyone for reading, and keep leaving questions!
Ps: Yes, you can leave questions for Harvey