Chapter 2
I feel that very soon I will get good enough to challenge stupid Lisa and be the new #1. It's my destiny. I've known it's been mine since I was 9 years old and I got a jenga set for my birthday.
I have a tournament in L.A in a week so I've been practicing a ton. The tournament is in my good friend john's friend's cousin's neighbor's friend's garage. The tournament will be broadcasted on my website so get pumped to see it.
Well the tournament is tomorrow and I received some horrible news. Lisa is my first opponent. I do not think I am yet prepared to take her on. But I will still try my hardest to destroy and humiliate her. I'm nervous but maybe I can come out a winner. I am trying a new strategy of distracting my opponent by throwing blocks that have been taking off of the tower at them. I am hoping it is in the national jenga rule book (NJR). If not I will forfeit and maybe quit all of my jengaing. Will have to see in a matter of hours.
Thanks for reading and I'll send more if this is liked. Just so you know this isn't real and I don't even like jenga it's just a goofy story I wrote.