Van: Thank you to those that even bothered with this fic! I know the pairings are weird, but it's my ficcy! No like, no read, comprende? Hehe.
Deidara: Bubba-un?! What kind of name is that, un?!
Van: Aw, come on, Dei! Everyone knows you're not going to use that as your alias!
Deidara: But still! Me and Iruka, un?! And what's this about me falling from the sky?!
Van: You fell off your birdie.
Kakashi: Haha! You're so lame! Demo, what about me? I didn't get much on my part.
Van: Don't worry, you'll get your turn! And Iruka?
Iruka: What? (scared)
Van: Hehehe! You'll have lots of fun with these two men after you!
Iruka: NOO! Please no!
Van: It's futile! And this series is not mine!
Ch. 2 The power to copycat is NOT the ability to flirt!
-Temporarily Kakashi's POV-
Ohayo, minna. I am the famous/infamous Copynin of Konoha. I don't know what Iruka said about me, but I have to say, I am quite the understanding guy. Iruka hasn't gone out with any of the ladies, not even with Kurenai! And she's the cream of the crop! She made Konoha's top model for five years straight! So it's logical that the guy has interests with another gender! Otherwise known as men. And what other guy does he probably like than me?
Not to brag, but I have been rated Konoha's most eligible bachelor and the top greatest to-die-for nin. Anyway, to question my... Preferences, I'm a bi. Besides, Iruka had been on my list for a while, ha! But seriously, we've been through thick and thin together and it's just that I admire many qualities of him. But rather than bore you on that, I'm here right now at his apartment. Not that we're going to do anything, but it would be funny to see that cute face light up while thinking dirty. Ha.
I knock on the door patiently.
-Iruka POV-
I hear knocking on my door and panic. 'Oh man, oh man! What will I do?!' I looked at the situation. The boy seemed to have become very comfortable with the bed. He's definitely not getting out anytime soon. Tch. And the knocking isn't stopping! I glare at the so called "Bubba-un"
"Well?"
He stuck out his tongue at me.
"Fine" I mutter going to the door. "Kakashi!" I said with a big smile on my face. "What a surprise!"
"Hey, Iruka!" I could see him grin behind the mask. "So whatcha doing?"
"Oh nothing! Nothing at all! Ohohoho!" I laugh. Jeez what in the world was I doing? Oh yeah, if Kakashi finds this kid in my bed, he'll call the town, and I'll be the next Orochimaru! I could picture it now... Iruka... Konoha's pedophile! Hide your kids! I grinned at the copy-nin.
"So why are you here?"
"Oh, nothing, just decided to drop by... Can I come in?"
I began to panic. "Oh no! No, er... You know, I've been thinking about that offer you made... About us and I figured, hey, maybe it could work!"
I suddenly saw Kakashi's eye hold a very funny gleam.
"Really..." He says leaning really close.
"U-un!" What the heck?! Why'd I say that!
Kakashi takes my hands up and I could swear there were flowers bursting right behind him!
"I'll be waiting for you. 7 o'clock this Friday."
Huh? What?
He then released my hand and winked. "Ja ne."
POOF! and he was gone. Matte! Did he just arrange a date with me without my consent?!
I sigh and turned around to get inside, when I saw a smiling blonde sipping my tea. "What the hell?! YOU DIDN'T LEAVE YET?!"
He pouts. "And here I thought you like me, un."
"What?!"
"Do you like him, hm?" The blonde suddenly ask curiously.
"What do you mean?!" I shout.
"Fine, if that's the case..."
What's wrong with him? He suddenly had a strange malicious look.
"I have to go to work with you, un."
NANI?!
"It's reasonable, since I have nothing to do, you still haven't taken care of me properly and I'm pretty sure Konoha would love to know of your lovely relationship." He snicker.
I compose myself looking away. "Tch. Kakashi would probably do that anyway!"
"Oh? Then what if I told Kakashi what you and I did while you were "taking care" of me?" The... The BRAT! He's blackmailing me!
"Stupid kid." I mutter tossing him some clothes.
"Hey! I'm no kid!"
"Now, children, can anyone tell me what chakra is?" I ask the class.
There was no indication of raising hands nor enthusiasm save for the Ino-looking guy sitting in the center of all those kids. I groan inwardly and did the dreaded act of picking him.
"Chakra is the energy used to perform certain types of ninjutsu and genjutsu. There's also taijutsu, but you don't use chakra for that. And furthermore-"
"Uh, that's nice, Dara.(Deidara)" I quickly cut in.
I saw the looks of the other children at him. It wasn't pretty. He then sticks his tongue at them. Oh, that can't be good.
"You jerk!" One kid leaps onto him suddenly. "Get 'im guys!"
All the other kids scream and latch onto him. Shrieking and punching, etc.
Dara then threw them off with ease, but it was really harsh and I ended up having my hands full trying to save them.
So now, I had to keep Dara from killing my students, and to do that, I decided to move onto a new subject.
"Who wants art class to start now?"
Every kid raised their hand and so I lead Dara out of the room, who was protesting about 'masterpieces' and 'amateurs' and what kind of medium was being used.
"Look," I explain. "I'm not the art teacher, but the teacher that gives them training on becoming ninjas! The art teacher is someone else!"
"So you know nothing about art?"
"No! I do know about art, it's just that I don't teach it!" I snap back.
For some reason, he was grinning.
"Good, un!"
Can someone please tell me what is un?