A/N Due to amazing reviews (and thank you A LOT for that everyone) I decided to pseudo-drabble my way through a few more chapters.
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"You wrote about crack?"
"It's not what you think, Tony," Tim began.
"What does this mean here," Ziva asked pointing to the screen.
"UST is an acronym for unresolved sexual tension."
"Excuse me," Tony interjected. "You're telling me you two got together and wrote a story about sexual tension?"
"And," Ziva asked.
"And you didn't think to include me in on this?"
"Sorry Tony I didn't know you were into the whole fan fiction thing," Tim shot back.
"Should we write another chapter," Ziva asked.
"That would defeat the purpose of it being a one-shot Ziva."
"The readers want more, though," Ziva countered.
"You said if we were going to do this you wanted it to be a one-shot."
"Yes well, that was before. I'm a woman, I'm allowed to change my mind. Besides, I told you they would love that ship. All we had to do was change the canon a little here and there."
"Ships? Cannons," Tony asked confused. "Okay I give, what are you two writing about? Pirates?
Ziva rolled her eyes. "Relationships Tony, and it's canon not cannon."
"Well that clarifies things," Tony huffed.
"Canon Tony. Like officially recognized material of a fandom."
"Fandom," Tony asked.
"The 'universe' you're writing in," Tim answered.
"What is this, like a different language or some thing?"
Ziva and Tim glanced at each other. "You could put it that way," Tim replied.