Day 1.
Me: Hello everyone! Did you have a nice night?
Massie: (streching) No! I had to sleep with Dylan's fat butt in my face and Claire holding my leg the whole night!
Dylan: (panicking) OMG, I have a fat butt! NO! Maybe if I do thirty million squats it'll go away! (stands up and does squats, checking her butt after each)
Me: Oh-kay then. That's... Uh.... We have a few questions!
Derrington: Oh joy. (snickers like he just made the most brilliant joke in the world)
Me: Derrington, you can go hang upside down on that wall now. Enjoy yourself. (watches in amusement as Derrington's body get flung to the wall, upside down)
Derrington: Hey, no fair! Put me down!
Me: I'd rather not. So here's the first question from xoxoDDLSG for Derrington: Why did you break up with Massie?
Derrington: (snorts) 'Casue she's annoying, controling, and mean. (Derrington's body gets bigger, ramming into Cam, still upside down.) Hey! What just happened!
Me: Oh yeah, that happens when you LIE! Whenever you lie, your body gets bigger. It only ever get's back to normal size until you tell the truth. And if you continue to lie, you eventually blow up. I think it's after like, five lies or something.
Derrington: But I'm telling the truth! (body get's bigger, almost taking up the whole room)
Josh: Derrick, get your leg off'a me!
Kristen: Same for you're chest! (thinks) But hey, if you continue to lie at this pace, you'll blow up in-
Me: Kristen SHUT UP! Derrick, only three more tries to tell the truth! (taunts)
Derrington: I AM telling the truth! (body gets even bigger, filling up almost every corner)
Massie: Derrington, tell the gosh darn truth!
Derrington: Okay okay! I broke up with Massie because Dylan had more curves and burped. But I still really like Massie. (Derrington's body get's smaller.)
Me: Finally. (rolls eyes.)
Massie: (hand over heart) OMG, Derry, you still like me?
Derrington: Yeah...
Dylan: WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE ME? (yells)
Derrington: Sorry Dylan, but you're too boy-ish. Plus I don't like redheads.
Dylan: (starts crying) But Derrington. I thought you (sniffle) liked me! (wails, secretly hoping that crying will make her lose weight)
Derrington: Sorry.
Massie: HAHA, IN YOUR FACE! (breaks into a touchdown dance while smiling at Derrington. Derrington gazes up at her dreamily)
Me: All-righty then... Next question from xoxoDDLSG to Cam: Why the hell are you with Claire? You could do so much better!
Cam: Well, I love Claire - most of the time - and she's the only girl that knows my secret, so I have to stay with her or she said she'll tell the whole school. (Cam smacks his hand to his forehead)
Me: Ohhhhh, a secret that Claire's blackmailing you with... TELL ME!
Cam: NEVER! (sninks up into a little ball, rocking back and forth in a feedle position)
Me: Oh-kay then, I'll just get that from you later... The last question from xoxoDDLSG to Alicia: Why are you such a conniving b!tch?
Alicia: I'll take that as a compliment. (smiles) And I am because Massie doesn't realize that I would be the perfect alpha, and she needs to step the hell down so I can take my spot! (mouth starts to foam)
Massie: Uh, that's creepy, and you're NOT a better alpha than me. That's why I always win the alpha wars. Duh! (rolls eyes.)
Alicia: OMG, Massie you're so right, I'll never try to be alpha again. Sorry (grins apologeticly)
Me: Bi-polar much? Okay, now a question to Dylan from Pepsigirl120: Can you please stop obsessing over your weight?
Dylan: (pauses in her squats) NO, NEVER! I MUST BE A SIZE 000000000! I CAN NEVER STOP! (pauses) On second thought, can someone get me a giant bowl of popcorn? (slaps herself) NO, YOU MUCT NEVER EAT AGAIN! STARVING YOURSELF IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET SKINNY! (continues squats)
Me: Creepy... Now to Claire, still fron Pepsigirl120: Why are you such a super-ficial barbie doll?
Claire: OMG, me a barbie doll? NEVER! I'm no where near as perfect or funny or popular or fashionable as Queen Massie. I must strive to be like her, or I'll never get anywhere in life! (clings to Massie's arm)
Massie: Kuh-Laire, GET AWFF! (shoves Claire away. Claire curls up in a ball next to Cam - who's still rolling around - and crys)
Me: This could be interesting... Massie! This is from Pepsigirl120: Can you stop being such a bitch?
Massie: No, that's all I have. I'm nawt perfect or anything at aw-ll, so I have to be mean to get people to listen to me. NOW BACK OFF MISSY! (raises fist in the air, face turning red)
Kristen: OMG, Massie, if you keep your face red for too long, you'll have a heart attack when you're-
Me: Kristen, I have a question for you from Pepsigirl120! 'Please, come on, you're scholarship will be okay. And why don't you tell Alicia anything? She's a good secret keeper!'
Alicia: Yeah Kuh-Risten, why not! Huh?
Kristen: I don't tell Alicia anything because she's a huge gossiper. I've calcuated how fast my secrets will spread around if I tell Alicia something, and it will only tak two hours fourty-eight minutes and three seconds for the whole school to know! AND MY SCHOLARSHIP WILL NOT BE FINE! OMG, what if we don't get back in time for me to turn in my History project? OMG, I'll get an F, and I can-nawt get an F! OMG, NOOO! (crys)
Me: Wow... Just... Wow. Okay, not a question to Josh from tw: How far have you and Alicia gone?
Josh: Pffttt, nowhere! I'll never pressure her! (Josh grows bigger)
Massie: LIAR! SPILL NOW!
Josh: I promise you, we've only kissed! (grows even bigger. Massie is now pressed into Derrington's crotch, Kemp is mashed in Alicia's boobs, and Chris is stuck in between Claire and Cam)
Alicia: Josh, just tell them!
Kemp: Or not! I like this view!
Josh: Fine! I'm made Alicia give me a blow job, but that's it! I promise! (Josh get's back to normal and everyone but Kemp sighes in relief)
Chris: NICE MAN! (holds up his hand for a high five)
Derrington: Can I get down now? (Derrington's face is now bright red, and his hair is stuck striaght up)
Me: I guess. (Derrington drops to the floor on his head) And geeze Josh, you a little pushy there? Okay, now a question for Derrington from uhhhhiooonwno: WTF is WRONG with you? What's with all the butt wiggling you douche?
Derrington: OW! And I just like to air out the butt. It helps keep the germs out. And it's nice to watch all the girls faces. (stands up and wiggles butt, laughing)
Me: Creeper. Now, here are just a few comment's from the people: Alicia: Just,,, no. Cam: No comment Kristen: WTF? Dylan: Stop acting like a guy, gal! Now I have to go. I have cookies in the oven!
Chris: WAIT! What about our food!
Massie: Yeah, and I need a shower, facial and about three more bottles of Chanel No.5 to drench myself in!
Me: Well, heres a piece of bread and an old Twinkie, (tosses them on the floor) Maybe you'll get more food later. And you only get a shower for being good in here, and so far, none of you have been good. Too-da-loo! (voice fades)
Hehe, so what did you think? I'm trying to make their actions way more dramatic than they would be, yet have some of my own twist to it. Whatta'yah think of it? Good? Bad? Just right?
Sorry I had to skip some of your questions! I can only take so many! And thanks to those of you who did review! Much appreciation to you!
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