Me: Yay! Reviews!
Ichigo: What? Why do people like this stuff?
Me: Because it's funny?
Ichigo: Wait, it's funny to see us get tortured? I had to make out with RENJI once!
Renji: Yeah, that was SO nasty. Still have nightmares about it.
Me: But how else would you have been able to make out with him otherwise? I don't see it happening in the main storyline. Anyway, reviews! First one is from apola55:
yays a new one! first cuz you said no dressing toushiro in a BUNNY suit he
needs to dress up in a kitty suit
and i am a all around bleach yaoi fangirl i basicly hate all normal guyXgirl
pairings incl;uding histuhina and hitsumatsu cuz i am a hitsu fangirl but i
dont show it so toushiro kitty do you like momo? and do you like rangiku and
both questions and like more than child hood friend and asisitant captian and
ichigo needs to sing the cake song from lazy town with renji and the 4 eyed
quincy XD all done good luck with your story
Ichigo: Agh! Yaoi fangirl! –scream-
Hitsugaya: I thought you said no kitty suits too!
Me: Oh. I was kinda only thinking bunny suits… I forgot about kitties. Sorry, Hitsugaya.
Hitsugaya: Shit.
Momo: Shiro-chan! Language!
Hitsugaya: Sorry.
Me: OK. Find a kitty suit, Hitsugaya.
Hitsugaya: No.
Momo: Please, Shiro-chan? I'll stop calling you Shiro-chan for the whole chapter if you do!
Hitsugaya: Really?
Momo: Yup!
Hitsugaya: Wow. OK, I'll do it. –puts on kitty suit-
Me: That's not a kitty suit, Hitsugaya. Those are cat ears.
Hitsugaya: No, they're not! Fine. I guess they are.
Rangiku: Look what I found, Shiro-chan! A kitty outfit complete with pink bows! Put it on, please?
Hitsugaya: Great. Now you are calling me Shiro-chan. As your superior officer, I command you to refer to me as Captain Hitsugaya.
Me: Oh… ranks don't matter in this room. Hehe. The bathroom is to your right.
Hitsugaya: -goes into bathroom-
Me: Well, then. The next truth involves Hitsugaya too, so we'll skip it for later. Ichigo, Renji and "4-eyes Quincy" have to sing the cake song from Lazy Town.
Ishida: 4-eyes Quincy? Who does this girl think she is?
Me: Her name's apola55.
Ishida: That's not what I meant.
Renji: Hey, what's a cake song and what's lazy town?
Ichigo: Lazy town is a TV show for little kids… and the cake song is one of the songs that they sing. About cake.
Ishida: How do you know that?
Ichigo: Uh… Yuzu watches it.
Renji: Yeah…
Ichigo: OK… I'll show you a video. –goes on youtube-
Ishida and Renji: O_O… We have to sing that?
Me: Yup! If you don't, then I will do nasty things to you. Oh, and since Renji and Ishida are cool, and Ichigo isn't, Ichigo has to sing the main part. Ready… go!
Ichigo: I'll pile on the candy; it's such a pretty sight. Makes the food taste dandy; but my tummy will hurt all night.
Me: Bwahahahaa! This is SO going on Youtube!
Kitty Hitsugaya: I'm dressed- -stares at Ichigo,- what are you doing, Kurosaki?
Renji: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake- We're apparently singing a "cake song".
Ishida: If the way is hazy, you gotta do the cooking by the book- And you think dressing up in a kitty suit is bad…
Me: Oh! There's a truth for you, Hitsugaya. Do you like Momo or Rangiku? And not just as an assistant captain or a friend.
Kitty Hitsugaya: What? Like as in a crush?
Me: Duh!
Kitty Hitsugaya: Why would someone think that I would like Matsumoto just because she's my lieutenant? That's like Byakuya liking Renji!
Me: Actually, people write about that too.
Renji: You gotta have it made, you know that I like cake- Really?
Me: Yup! C'mon, Hitsugaya, spit it out. Who do you have a crush on.
Hitsugaya: -mumbles- Ihaveacrushonmomo
Momo: Aw! Really, Toshiro?
Hitsugaya: -sighs- Yes.
Ichigo: Making food is just like science- Whoa! Toshiro has a crush on Hinamori?
Hitsugaya: Yes I do! Do you have a problem with that?
Ichigo: With tools that blend and baste- No! It's better than you liking my sister.
Hitsugaya: I don't have a crush on Karin!
Momo: He loves me… can I call you Shiro-chan now?
Hitsugaya: No! The deal was for the end of the chapter!
Momo: Fine.
Hitsugaya: Next review… now I can take off this blasted kitty suit.
Me: The next review is from IdentifiedLuna1998.
truth
Hitsugaya- can you tell me how tall are you
dares
ichigo-dye your hair pink in blue highlights
Rukia- no chappy for 2 chap
Hitsugaya(again)- go sugar rush
byakuya- talk like a gangster until the author says stop
that's all and i'm not an american nor Japanese
Me: Another one for you, Hitsugaya!
Hitsugaya: -scowls- I'm 4'4".
Me: Whoa! You're that short?
Karin: I always thought so. –pats Hitsugaya on the head-
Hitsugaya: Stop it! Both of you!
Karin: Sorry.
Me: OK, Ichigo you have to dye your hair pink with blue highlights.
Ichigo: No way.
Me: Do it, or else I'll hurt you. I don't like you so I would…
Ichigo: -cringe- OK…
Renji: -snickers-
Me: Bathroom's to your right. You'll find hair dye there.
Ichigo: -leaves-
Me: Rukia! No chappy for two chapter!
Rukia: -sniffs- Butbutbutbutbut…
Me: Sorry… -takes away chappy-
Rukia: No!
Me: OK, Hitsugaya again. Everyone loves you, it seems. Momo, come here for a sec –whispers in Momo's ear-
Momo: OK! Toshiro, here's a cookie! I baked it myself… please eat it?
Hitsugaya: OK… for you… -eats cookie- That was a very sweet cookie…
Me: Now we wait.
Hitsugaya: For what- -eyes bulge out- Hiihihihihihihihihihiihihihi sugarsugarsugar yumyum yum yum yum yummyyyyy
Rangiku: Aw, Shiro-chan! No wonder you don't eat Ukitake's candy!
Me: -videotapes this-
Hitsugaya: Heyheyheyheyheyheyhyehihihihihihihii SUGAR –bounces around room-
Ichigo: -comes out of bathroom and Hitsugaya runs into him- Toshiro?
Hitsugaya: hihihihihi Ichigo nice hair makes you look gaygaygaygaygay
Me: Yeah, it does make you look gay.
Ichigo: Shut it!
Me: -takes pictures-
Yuzu: Aw, Onii-chan! You look so cute!
Karin: He just looks gay.
Ichigo: Shut it, Karin.
Karin: -snickers-
Me: OK! Next dare. Byakuya has to talk like a gangster.
Byakuya: I refuse.
Me: Sorry, Byakuya. You're my favorite character, but the reviewer says you have to.
Byakuya: I am not going to "talk like a gangster"
Yoruichi: C'mon, Bya-kun, or I'll set Hitsugaya on you.
Hitsugaya: Yesyesyes gangster yummy yummy yummy SUGAR
Byakuya: -stares- Fine. How does one speak like a gangster?
Renji: You say things like "wazzup" and "yo" and "dawg" and "homies" and "ain't" and "wats crackin" and you curse a lot.
Byakuya: curse?
Renji: Uh… yeah… like fuck and shit and bitch. Those are all curse words.
Byakuya: All right. –clears throat- Yo, wazzup bitches?
Everyone: -stares-
Me: Never thought he would actually do it.
Ichigo: I think it was the sugar-high Toshiro that convinced him.
Byakuya: No fuckin little kid ain't telling me what ta do, homies.
Ishida: He's actually good at it…
Me: I'm scared… Byakuya, PLEASE STOP!
Byakuya: Thank you. I assume that was sufficient.
Me: -stares- I can't do this anymore. I will choose a successor to be the new host. Tell me the character you think should host this truth or dare in your reviews… along with your truths and dares!
OK… keep sendin them reviews along with your vote to who should host this pathetic little thing of mine. I will announce the winner in three chapters… personally I think Gin should do it.