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[COMPANY]

2011. Kai's old village

[KAI SMITH]

Pardon me. What do you need, sir?

[WU]

That depends. Who's asking?

[KAI SMITH]

Oh, well, sure, sir

My name is Kai Smith, I'm at your service sir

What are you looking for?

[WU]

Let's just say a ninja.

[KAI]

Man…

You say you want me to be a ninja. I'm just a blacksmith

Seeking nothing more than to run his business, was it a buddy of yours. Did he tell you about me sir? Or was it someone else?

[WU]

Uh, your sister?

[KAI]

Nya?

Why didn't you stop them! I'll join your stupid team, save her. Then I'm a goner. You kept looking at me like I'm stupid, I'm not stupid. So why didn't you do it? Save her before they got past?

[WU]

I didn't see them before they passed.

[KAI]

It's 'cause I'm an orphan. Of course! You're and orphan

Man is this about the war

The thing my parents died fighting for

No one bargained for..

[WU]

About the team?

[KAI]

Oh, yes, right

[WU]

Then let's get going, and I'll offer you some free advice.

Talk less.

[KAI]

What?

[WU]

Fight more.

[KAI]

Huh

[WU]

We need to beat the Skulkin to let them know what we're for

[KAI]

You can't be serious

[WU]

You wanna save your sis?

[KAI]

Yes

[WU]

Then stop running your mouth or she may wind up dead

[COLE BUCKET]

Yo yo yo yo yo!

What time is it?

[COLE BUCKET/ ZANE JULIEN / JAY WALKER]

Trainin' time!

[WU]

Like I said..

[COLE]

Trainin' time, trainin' time, yo!

I'm Cole Bucket in the place to be

We're the best ninja team, just us three

The Skulkin can't even fool me!

Cuz I will grab that scythe and kill them wheee!

[ZANE JULIEN]

Ah, boys, I'm Zane Julien!

When I'm around, no need to fret!

I came from afar just to defeat Garm

On the team I'm white ninja! Who's the best? C'est moi!

[JAY WALKER]

Whaaa! Whaa! I am Jay Walker, man

When the Skullkin see me they turn around and bam!

Yes, I know they don't want to get rammed again!

[COLE/ZANE]

Yeeeaaahhh maann

[JAY]

You better run skellies, of course

The blue ninja knows how to run like a horse

[ZANE]

Wow

[COLE]

No more cents, we need another dude, son

Let's raise a couple more dollas

[ZANE COLE JAY]

To the revolution!

[COLE]

Well if it ain't our sensei, the younger brotha

[JAY]

Sensei Wu

[COLE]

Give us some moves, like when you were in college!

[WU]

Good luck with that

I'm not gonna stand

If you spit, you won't get to sit

You'll see where you land

[ZANE / JAY]

Ohhh

[COLE]

A new ninja's here, I can feel it

What are you stalling for

[KAI]

If we're gonna save my sister, Wu, what are we here for?

[COLE / JAY / ZANE]

Ooohh

[COLE]

Who are you?

[JAY]

Who are you?

[ZANE]

Who are you?

[COLE / JAY / ZANE]

Finally, the red ninja, let's see what he can do!