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Thongs/Bikinis
Chapter Two: Pants
Once Harry got to the Great Hall with Ron, Hermione, and Neville
Harry noticed that everybody else had a bikini on too.
"See Harry, everybody has on a bikini!" Said Neville happily.
"Look it's Potty and Weasel." Said a sharp voice from behind.
Harry, Ron, Neville,and Hermione turned around and saw Malfoy standing there in a white bikini with sunflowers on it!
"Oh...GROSS!" Yelled Harry gagging.
"What's wrong with you, GIRLFRIEND?" Said Draco placing his hands on his hips.
"Harry we told you...everybody is like this." Said Hermione patting his back.
"Let the feast begin." Said Dumbledore.
Harry looked up at and saw DUMBLEDORE IN A RED THONG!
Harry decided that he would definitely rather be in a bikini than in a thong. He didn't know why anybody else would want to be in a thong than a bikini.
"Man, I would rather be in a thong anyday!" Said Ron as though he were reading Harry's mind.
"Ron...I'm worried about you." Said Harry slowly.
"Hey is Cho in a bikini?" Asked Harry.
"I don't know." Said Hermione
Harry started looking for Cho Chang.
"There she is!" Said Ron.
Harry looked around. There Cho was standing there wearing...PANTS!?!?!?!
"WHY DOES SHE GET TO WEAR PANTS?!" Yelled Harry angrily.
"Hm...don't know...lets go ask." Said Hermione.
"I'm going to find a seat.." Said Neville.
"Ok, we'll be there in a minute." Said Ron
Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked over to Cho.
"Why do YOU get to wear pants?" Asked Harry.
"Because..." Said Cho.
"WHY?!" Screamed Harry.
"JUST BECAUSE, YOU LITTLE BUTTHOLE!!!!" Screamed Cho andshe ran away.
"Ooookkkkaayyy..." Said Harry turning around.
Once they turned around Harry saw somebody standing on the Staff table. It was Snape standing with his hands on his hips looking like the Jolly Green Giant with a pink thong on.
"AAAAHHH!!!" Screamed Harry covering his eyes.
Ron however just stood there looked up at Snape and whistled.
"RON! What the HELL are you doing?!" Asked Harry trying to pull Ron down.
"I was about to tell Snape how HOT he looked in a pink thong." Said Ron.
"Okay...Now I am VERY worried about you." Said Harry.
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