Hi, it's 4 in the morning right now and I am ready to write.

Chapter 2

My eyes scanned the bushes, pinpointing the location of the sound. A twig snapped, and my eyes found their target. Suddenly, another twig snapped. My eyes darted to the second person, and I quickly backed up.

"Back off Stolls." I ordered, my voice full of venom. As you can see, us campers take this game very seriously. I knew they wouldn't just go away because I said so, this was one of the many times I wished I could charm speak.

"Nope." One twin said smirking, a sword in hand. The other chimed in, "We've got you, now give up and let us take you prisoner."

I'm guessing you're waiting for me to break out my super cool fighting talent and disarm both of them in one move. Sadly, I take after my mother when it comes to fighting. I'm an average fighter and I didn't stand a chance against two agile campers. Of course I wasn't going down this easily. I slipped my weapon back in its holder, it wouldn't help me in these circumstances.

Fixing my eyes on a random spot in the woods seemed crazy, but I had a plan. The Stolls looked at me in confusion before turning to look where I was looking. I took the chance to run, jumping over tree roots along the way. I could hear them screaming profanities at me, but I knew I was safe.

I put my middle finger up behind me while I darted through the forest. I burst out of the trees just in time to see my team bringing the flag home. I half heartedly cheered, knowing I had nothing to do with the victory. Percy was lifted up into the air, he had run the flag across the line. I envied him for a moment before beginning my walk back to my cabin.

Aphrodite's Pov

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After teleporting away from that disgusting camp and to my love lair*, I ordered one of my many servants to get me a love potion from my collection.

"The strongest one!" I called after him, a mischievous smile on my face. If Eva wasn't going to break a heart on her own I'll just have to help her out.

My servant, I didn't bother to ask his name, came back to me with one of my strongest potions. I took it into my hands with care, kissing the lid. This was going to make Eva realize who she is.

"Now I just need someone to slip it in the boys drinks.." I mutter to myself after sending my servant away. "Drew!" I said with a snap, pulling a drachma out of no where. I flipped it into the fountain next to my chair, "Please accept my offering Iris. I seek Drew Tanaka at Camp Half Blood." I spoke clearly. An image flickered into view across the water.

"Drew?" I said, looking at the back of my daughter's head, she was in her room surrounded with make up. She shrieked before turning around, a smile quickly replacing her scared expression.

"Mother? It's so nice to see you." She said to the shaky image of me. I smiled, "Likewise, now can you do something for Mommy?" I asked, holding up the potion.

"Of course." Drew said before I filled her in on the plan. Drew was also frustrated with Eva, go figure.

Drew Pov

A pink bottle appeared in my hands shortly after the I.M. ended. I ran my fingers along the smooth side, this could be my revenge for not just this morning, but everytime she got on my nerves. Of course I don't know how this is a punishment, cute boys chasing you that's as fun as life gets. But I'm sure Eva will hate it.

I looked around the cabin for something of Eva's to put in the potion. My eyes resting on her small, barely used brush. I plucked a hair from it, opening the cap of the potion and dropping it in, resealing it.

I slipped the potion into my purse then stopped to check my makeup. Finally deciding it was presentable, I walked outside greeted with the sight of no one. I guess they were training. Perfect.

I walked casually to the dining pavilion, spotting rows of shelves as soon as I walk in. The shelves held the enchanted cups and plates, each looking exactly the same.

Popping open the potion, I advanced towards the half of the shelves with cups. I poured a little in each cup, some people got a little more than others but it was nearly even. The potion only affects a member of the opposite sex, so everything would go smoothly. Once someone said their drink's name, the potion would mix with it. Eva wouldn't be able to stop herself from breaking at least one heart.

I smirked to myself, looking down at the almost empty bottle. I poured the rest into two cups that already had their dose. Hopefully that doesn't do anything too bad. But you know, whatever.

I was going to write, ",some people got a little more than others but can you blame me? I'm only human, lol no jk." But this is a serious fic, for serious people. ⊙-⊙

Are you serious enough?

*I know Aphrodite doesn't have a love lair, but this one does. Deal with it.

Which two boys are going to drink the potion? Guess in the reviews!