I was planning to publish this chapter before the Switched Souls but I got many inspiration on that one ._.
About translating my Indonesian fanfict, I'm not sure if I can or not because I wrote those stories with some slang Indonesian and I don't know what is it in English. If I translate them, there'll minus some story. But if someone want to help me, it'll be awesome! :D
Ah by the way, enjoy the chapter 2! Read and don't forget to leave review! As usual, tell me if I have some wrong grammar! :D
Okay, this is Sougo Okita and I'm going to settle everything.
First, it's true when I said I want to bed China at the love hotel. Nah, when China wanted to have some babies with me, I really shocked (who the hell will not shocked?), and I didn't plan to bed China to have a baby from her (I can't imagine what would my and China's baby be).
Second, I still am a sadist. And when I became polite to her, I don't know why either. The author made me out of character.
I don't want to dissapointed my fans so I'll make sure that the author will make me the way I am.
And why I narrated like this?
Oh she already ruined my character at the early of the second chapter. Oh I know, keep in touch with the awesome me in the original manga does by that Gorilla author, girls.
Speaking of chapter 2, in previous I got a weird dream, asked to have some babies by the China Girl, and found a cute baby in a box.
I looked at China with my usual deadpanned face and said,
"... God must be granted your wish."
Chapter 02
Kagura spacing out as she stared at the baby for a seconds until she responded Sougo with her usual noisy-enthusiastic act.
"I have a baby! Oi, Sadist! You hear me?"
"Yea, yea. Congrats my dear enemy and I need to keep my city safe now so–"
Not yet finishing his line, the China pulled Sougo's hand. With sparkly background and girly voice, Kagura said, "don't leave me and your son alone, Mama."
"I am a GUY and I haven't married yet, so I don't have a baby especially with you, understand? Ah I know, how about we cook him as barbecue?"
After 5 seconds silence Kagura thrown something near she could reach and hit Sougo's forehead.
"Hey! What was that for?"
"Because your joke was too much."
"That was not a joke! Aaahhh forget it. I'm going."
Kagura once again grabbed his hand.
"Mama, Sadaharu #29 feels thirsty. Give him your milk, moron."
"Sadaharu #29? He's not a pet. I give him a name."
"You have better idea, then?"
"Hmm... How about... Takami?"
"Why Takami?"
"Ta from Okita and Kami from your first kanji name. But written in hiragana"
"Hoooo that sounds like he's our son!"
Kagura couldn't keep her smile. She smiled, the widest she ever did. The very cute one.
"I have a baby! Wohooooo! I wanna show him to Gin-chan and Shinpachi!"
Kagura ran so fast with the child on her embrace, leaving Sougo alone at the side of the river, with gaping mouth.
Uh, Sougo and Kagura are still rival, and Sougo actually doesn't give a damn about the 'pretend-parent-game' but he found something interesting about this.
At the Snack Otose
There's Gintoki, Shinpachi, Tae, Otose, Catherine, Tama, and Sadaharu stared at the baby that Kagura just bought.
Gintoki holding his chin, tilted his head 10 degrees to left then said, "I don't know if aliens can make a baby this fast," as followed by kicks from the ladies on the head.
"What do you mean, Gin-chan?"
"D-Don't mind him, Kagura-chan," said Tae after she 'finished off' Gintoki (he's all now battered and his face censored by mosaic). "Whose baby is he?"
Kagura innocently answered, "Mine and Sadist's."
Then *BAAAMMMM*, thunders appeared and literally attacked the adults (and a glasses).
"I-I don't know if aliens really can make a baby this fast," Catherine said before she gets burned by Tama's vacum cleaner.
"I found him inside a box with Sadist. So he automatically became Sadist and my baby."
"Oh so he's not pure your baby."
"But I'll take care of him like he came out from my belly. Sadist will definitely take care of him, too."
"Kagura-chan, what if his mom in very distant place is now being sad because she lost her son?"
"What kind of mom who placing her own son inside a box that floating on water, Anego?"
"That's..."
Kagura didn't continue the conversation and went out Snack Otose.
Not long after that Gintoki chased him. "Kaguraaaa!"
The girl turned her head.
Gintoki then said, "you should return the boy."
"B-But, Gin-chan."
"Don't worry, Kagura-chan. After you returned the baby we can make another! Two of uuuus!"
Gintoki said as he did Mighty Guy's pose before 3 seconds later he's beaten up.
"Where are you from?" the Shiengumi vice-commander welcomed Sougo with his usual angry mark.
"Ng... patrol?"
"Patrol to where? Yamazaki saw you were with that China girl."
"Uh. We just from love hotel."
"T-That fast?"
"Yeah ~ ah, by the way I bought you a bottle of mayonaisse."
"Heh, Sougo Okita can't be this nice. You hiding something, dont' you?"
"Nothing, really. I'm going to bedroom, Hijikata-san~ dreaming you to die~."
"That kid..."
On his way to his bedroom, he smiled. Wondering if he could continue the dream he had previous (he sounded like a pervert now).
Around noon in the afternoon
Gintoki and Shinpachi found a familiar 17 years old girl with a baby she held at the Yorozuya.
Shinpachi asked, "I thought you went home?"
"My home is here, stupid four-eyes. Ah, because you two were here I will introduce you to my son."
Gintoki and Shinpachi making an epic expression.
"Takami, this is your uncle, megane - ah I mean Shinpachi. But you are free to call him stupid four-eyes."
"Oi!"
"Nah this is Gin-chan, your grandfather..."
Kagura punched.
"Why the hell am I became grandfather...? Do I looked like I already have a wife? A children? And my children already has a spouse?"
The just-punched-girl stroked her cheek. "That's hurts, Gin-chan. I'll report this to the police."
"Just report, if you forget that the police (the Shinsengumi - red (?) are no better than me."
"Soooo..." Gin walked up to Takami. He watched the whole face of the baby as he hold his chin. "This is your baby?"
"Yes - aru!"
"Nee, baby! Is she really your mom?"
No reponds from the baby.
"Answer me you homo sapiennnnn!"
"Gin-san, you are a homo sapiens too."
"I-I know that! Just in case if he's an amanto."
"Amanto babies can't talk either, Gin-san."
"No, actually he can talk. He just called us papa and mama when we found him."
"Papa... Papa..." the baby thus talked, as he pointed his finger to Kagura.
"Ah, he talked."
Gintoki and Shinpachi confusedly looking at Kagura.
"Why is he called you... Papa?"
"Dunno. He called Mama to Sadist."
"M-Maybe he just to confused to distinguish which one is a girl."
Gintoki beaten up again.
50 minutes after Gintoki's unconscious.
He waken up as he shouted in panic, "AH! I forgot! We have a request you dummies!"
"Request?" the China girl and the four-eyes boys simultaneously asked.
"To find a dog!"
"Huh. Really something," Kagura commented.
"A dog? I'm sure it will returned," so did Shinpachi.
"Returned to where? Earth? Don't said things like that you dummies! It's not just an ordinary dog! It is belonged to a wealth family!"
"You're the one who said that..."
"Wealth family? Oooh you mean we'll get big reward for it?"
"Yeah, Kagura-cwaaaan. We should search for it now so we'll no need worry about the rent!"
"Is that so? Said that earlier, Gin-san. We should go now!"
"Eh, how about Takami?"
"Just leave him to his Mama, Kagura-chan."
"Oh okay. Then we should drop to Shinsengumi HQ first okay - aru?"
"Ah. What a pain..."
The setting place is moved to an abandoned bulding, at the same time when Sougo named the baby.
There gathered various amanto type from human form to abnormal form. They form a line facing a man.
"Is he already dead?" asked the man.
"..." one of them seemed like searching for some info through his mind. "Not yet, Danna."
"Moron!" the man thrown a knife toward the person who searched for the info and started to terrifying.
"You can't kill one baby? What kind of Yato are you?"
"D-Danna," another amanto called the man as he raised his right hand.
"I think there's a traitor among us all. Because he's now in a box floating on water."
"Who did that? Hm. Fine, I'll find the traitor. And the traitor, will will get a surprise 'gift'."
The man's expression is like Sougo's when he was in his sadist mode on. He laughed like he just told the most funny joke.
And thus of course, TO BE CONTINUED
Not good as the first one, isn't it? Admit it ;_;
Maybe because I made the first chapter from long ago, from when I created this fanfict for adult reader. But I promise the third chapter will be better! X3
By the way, Takami's name comes from 田 (Ta) from Okita and 神 (Kami) from Kagura. Because if these kanjis merged it'll be read as 'Tagami' so I decided to wrote it with hiragana (たかみ) alhought there's no effect because this fanfict using English.