"I am so disappointed in you!" Aizen screamed at his Espada who all look as guilty as hell from where he stared down at them from his throne.
Tia Harribel stepped forwards slowly. "Sir.. I am sorry. I am full of regret."
"Yes." Ulquiorra felt great shame for his actions. "We are quite sorry."
"Not…" Aizen began, his voice trembling with rage. "Not as sorry as I am! Because! Because, no matter how many horrible things you all have done to Starrk… he still dares to sleep in, damn it!"
"We are-"
"Don't be sorry, Nnoitra! Fix it! Fix it!" Aizen roared, making Gin and Tousen cover their ears. "I order you to all change this immediately! I want you to…to do something so horrid, Starrk will be afraid to go to bed! WIthout a nightlight!"
The Espada looked at one another.
Was he seriou-okay, he was.
"We should…" Tia began.
Nnoitra hated to even bring up such a wild idea. "Maybe…"
"Team up." Zommari smiled. "For…"
Grimmjow liked this idea already. "One last ditch attempt."
"He'll never know what hit him." Szayel muttered.
"And," Aaroniero had to point out.
"We won't get in trouble…" Yammy laughed.
"Let's go talk." Baraggan opened another beer. "I'll bring the booze."
"Sweet…" Ulquiorra grinned for the first time in his life.