I don't own anything
HR: Hey everybody welcome.
Ichigo: Oh hell. Not this thing again.
HR:'smack' Hey! You're not supposed to remember anything.
Ichigo: Ow. Remember what?
HR: Good. Now first up.
RyuKaisir
Ichigo I dare you to get spanked by all the women of Bleach.
Ichigo: 'redder than a strawberry' What!? Hell no!
HR: You ain't got a choice 'snap'
Ichigo gets his hands and legs tied
Yoruichi: Don't worry Ichigo. We'll be gentle.
HR: I'm not watching this.
10 minutes later
Ichigo: Ow.
Tia and Yoruichi give Ichigo a strip show and leave him hard the rest of the chapter meaning no sex for Ichigo.
Tia: Why should I strip for this shinigami?
HR: Because I finally got your fraccion to shut up for once. So do it.
Yoruichi: Come on it'll be fun.
Tia: Fine.
Due to graphic content I cannot disclose what we saw.
Ichigo's on the floor with a nose bleed.
Yoruichi: Told you it would be fun.
Tia: you were right.
HR: Glad you two had fun. Now put your close back on.
Yoruichi: Why?
HR: Because I said so. Now go. Next is
VentusZephyria
Ok here's a dare. I want ulquiorra, Byakuya, kenpachi, Yamamoto and Chad to go puppy eyes and try to act as if they were asking for something. The puppy eyes is the key. I liked your first Q&D, and I have a feeling I'll like this one too
They all line up
Ulquiorra and Byakuya is just frowning more
Kenpachi looks unhappy
Yamamoto looks pissed
Chad doesn't look any different
HR: I know it doesn't look it but they are really trying.
Ichigo: How would you know that?
HR: because of the blackmail I have on them and everyone else. They better be trying their best.
Ichigo: what kind of blackmail?
HR: Oh like the truth about Ulquiorra's eye things, or the fact when Byakuya sees a picture Rukia and no one's around he…
Ulquiorra/Byakuya: Cero. Senbonzakura.
HR: Shit! 'Running' Ichigo! Take over while I'm gone!
Ichigo: Ok. Next is
beedrillx21
okay i get why your redoing this so here are my 2 dares
Ikkaku and keigo do a fuuny scene from cop out.
Ichigo: Ok how do I do this do? I just 'snaps finger'
Interrogation scene
(I don't own Cop out or any other movies mentioned)
Keigo: You see this gun? I killed a cop for it! And took his god-damn phone! You fuck me on this and I blow your head off because King Kong ain't got nothing on me! WHO'S THIS!?
Ikkaku: Now you're doing training day?
Keigo: Who's this!?
Ikkaku: You suck as an actor.
Keigo: You stay out of here!
Ikkaku: Forget getting the information from the guy let get out of here and get something to eat.
Keigo: Stop calling here, or somebody's gonna die bitch!
Ikkaku: Like a Ruben.
Keigo: If it bleeds we can kill it!
Ikkaku: You see. What does that even mean?
Keigo: Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!
Ikkaku: Hey Paul.
Keigo: What!?
Ikkaku: You had me at happy anniversary.
Keigo: I got the death penalty in 12 systems!
Ikkaku: Star wars.
Keigo: Tell us about ze chicken.
Ikkaku: Schindler's List.
Keigo: lord knows I love harbo but if you hear me I'll kill him dead.
Ikkaku: The color purple.
Keigo: The forbidden zone was once a paradise! I got no place else to go! We're going to need a bigger boat. Beetle juice! Beetle juice! Beetle juice!
Ikkaku: Everything on cable TV.
Keigo: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
Ikkaku: I've never seen that movie.
Keigo: I'm not going to shoot you, Frank. Scarface.
HR: That's enough. 'Dragging Byakuya and Ulquiorra' too many disclaimer. I don't own anything. (Dude this took forever, next time you want a scene done, send me the words or tell me a place where I can get them easier.) Next
Hanataruo dose the carlton dance.
HR: Play the music.
The music plays and immediately he trips and falls.
HR: knew that was going to happen.
Thats it.
HR: Thank you. Next!
AzureHaseo91
Dude it's been too long :-)
HR: I know right.
we gotta catch up. Anyway keeping it short this one. First up is for Rezano. I dare you to, of course, brutally hurt aizen. Don't care how just need a good laugh right now.
HR: just so everyone knows. Me and Rezano are the same person so I'm doing this. And it's a pleasure doing it too. But I'll do it later.
Next is for HR I dare you to spin this Wheel of Randomness and whatever it lands on happens to Grimmjow :-).
HR: 'dressed in a suit and tie' Yes. I look good. Anyway. Grimmjow are you ready to play.
Grimmjow: No.
HR: Too bad. Spin the wheel.
Everyone: Wheel of randomness.
The wheel spins and land on.
Get lock in a closet with a sugar crazed Yachiru
Grimmjow: What! You can't do that! We had a contract!
HR: Sorry. That contract was erased from existence when we moved. 'Throws Grimmjow in the closet'
Grimmjow:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
HR: Soundproofing 'snap' better.
Question HR how is your vast harem doing?
HR: Well since I'm doing this over again I don't have one anymore. Not yet anyway
Last thing Ichigo what have you been up to since our last encounter?
Ichigo: We've met before?
HR: Remember that no one remembers anything from the first fic.
Well for now that's all for me. Again bro send a pm my way when ya get the time. Oh and duck Zero threw his sword out of the Hellgate o.o.
HR: 'I turn, I Duck, It Misses, and it Stabs Aizen in the face' well. That settles the dare. I don't know why he's mad at me?
Ice: Probably because you took away Yashima.
HR: When did you get here?
Ice: Just now.
HR: I said I erased the memories of all the bleach character not anyone else. She should still be with him. I think.
darkmachines
The Lord of Machines has return! This are my last questions and dares before you started over. Yes I know the rules, but I just like to get this out of the away first please.
HR: what's up?
Ichigo how do you feel being voiced my Johnny Yong Bosch the second black power ranger. If you like you have to wear the black power ranger uniform. If you don't like then you must dance for an hour to whatever song Rukia and Harribel chose.
Ichigo: How does Johnny Yong Bosch feel about having my voice? I like my voice. I don't hate it. Do I have to wear the uniform?
HR: This time no. but go dance with Rukia.
Ichigo: What kind of music?
HR: just play whatever's on the radio.
Ichigo: Ok. 'Turns on the radio'
Radio: I'm a Barbie girl 'GUN SHOT'
HR:'holding gun' Ok so we won't have music for a while.
Soifon did Hachi ever up Kisuke in one his barrier of a month like he promise, but I thing he didn't yet so ask him to do it.
Soifon: He did and it was a good month.
(Hitting Hisagi in the back of the head) Hisagi that was for not answering my last question. Beside I though you looked up to Kensei like a hero after he save you life. Now you must suffer! (grabbing him and tying him to a chair) Kaxeshini you can do whatever you want to you master.
Hisagi: Ow. What the hell? I don't even know you.
HR: Remember. I erased everyone's memory. Kazeshini go back to your zanpakuto.
Kazeshini: I never get to have any fun.
Next I dare Kira and Wabisuke to sing the happy song.
HR: No!
Kira: Why not?
HR: Because I said no. "Those two can turn even a happy song into a depressing one"
Sasakibe you must show us you Bankai!
Sasakibe: Bankai! 'Thunder storm and then gone'
Ukitake is it true you ask Hitsugaya to be you partner like Yachiru and Nel are to Kenpachi and Ichigo. Because you though that was one reason that Ichigo and Kenpachi are two of the most popular character.
Ukitake: No. I just thought it would be fun.
Yachiru can you please tell us the name of your Zanpakuto.
HR: She's busy at the moment and I ain't asking her.
Lastly I want someone to dye Grimmjow's hair pink and then Grimmjow you have to going it you release form and stay in it while the pink panther theme song is playing.
HR: I'll get Yachiru to do it later.
That all you now. See you later Ok.
HR: bye and dude just because you're allowed 3 questions & 2 dare doesn't mean you have to have 3 questions & 2 dare
ultimatemh
Okay I have a dare,
Ichigo and 3 other guys of your choice, dress like women
Ichigo: I'm not doing it.
HR: yes you are.
Ichigo: 'sighs' can we do it later then.
HR: Fine, but you have to do it before the end of the chapter. And you get to pick who does it with you.
Ichigo: Okay.
That is all tah tah
HR: bye.
Dracul666
Hellreaper as one of the two pepole who mentioned red vs blue can i ask will you be bringing in the meta/maine and also the A.I. and freelancers(is that three questions)
HR: Were you one of them? Give me a second? 'Looks back at other story' Yes you were one and I found that there was a third person that mentioned it. Anyway, when I said I was bringing the red vs blue people here, I meant all of them. The blood gulch crew, the freelancers, and the A.I. (if people don't know what I'm talking about, then go watch Red Vs Blue.)
animecollecter
first dare: i dare ichigo (manga) fight against ichigo (fanfiction fate stay night night x bleach crossover) to the death. (ichigo has gildamash has a zunputo instead of zungetsu in the fanfic)
HR: no fighting. Not this chapter. Just play rock, paper, scissors.
Ichigo/Ichigo: Rock, Paper, Scissors. I win.
second dare: i dare everyone who could use kido very well cast their strongest bakudo on kenpachi and see how long it last to break out of them. (oh and kenpachi can start killing anyone who cast them once he is free. so i advise to start running when that happens.)
Everyone use a kido and it takes Kenpachi 5 minutes to break out.
first Q: ichigo which version of bankai that you had do you prefere? (original) or (new version in the fullbringer arc)
Ichigo: They're similar but I like the new one.
second Q:
HR: I took this one out because it's a spoiler for those who didn't read the manga up to that point.
final Q: ichigo out of all the enemies you ever faced (series and movies) which one would you like to have a rematch with for old time sakes?
Ichigo: I'd like a rematch with Ulquiorra. We've never finished our fight.
HR: and your still not gonna finish it. I just got this place and you two aren't going to ruin it.
well that is all for now. heres a challenge for you author. i want you to read two Xovers stories from bleach and fate stay night and tell me what you think of the stories. one story is where ichigo get gildamash as his sword and the other is where ichigo becomes part the holy grail wars. have fun. :)
HR: I have already read them and I love them.
Anyway. That's all for now, see you next time. Also remember that were gonna have the people from Red Vs Blue here, so ask them stuff too.
Sarge: Can I shoot Grif now?
HR: No.
Sarge: But you said I could. Got my shotgun loaded and everything.
HR: Wait until next chapter. Maybe someone will dare you to shoot him.
Sarge: One can only hope.
HR: Caboose. Send us off.
Caboose: bye everyone. Come back next to meet all my new friends. 'Gunshot'
HR: Ow. Damn it Caboose.
Caboose: Sorry. Not my fault. Someone put your body in my way.
End