A/N: Thx to my reviewer, hbjbkjfan. Now for Chapter Two…

Chapter Two: Fred

George and I board the train. We both walk slowly towards Lee Jordan. George nudges him as he walks past. I'm beginning to get excited. Part B will soon commence.

I sit down on one end of the train while Lee is on the other. Once the train starts moving, George will begin his rounds. He will be spreading the word to our network of rule-breakers in hiding (RBIH). Over the summer I have been creating new sweets and such. These will be slipped onto the trolley by RBIH. Then George will offer a plate of candies "bought" of the trolley to the Slytherin Prefects. If it all works, nothing will happen for five minutes, which by then they will have given some to all the other Slytherins.

Here goes. The train is moving. Boo-yah. I sit near a group of Slytherins and wait for the trolley. When it comes I stand up and pretend to look while I slip some booger biscuits into the trolley.

George comes by looking pleased. "It worked! The Slytherins took the bait hook, line, and sinker." We high five, then sneak out to watch the Slytherins in the next compartment.

A Prefect comes by with a plate of booger biscuits, mixed minds, and 'fro fudge. We stare with baited breath.

They all take a piece. In five seconds, things begin to happen. One of them, an unpleasant boy named Grot Nimsky, got a humongus afro. Another named Silvia It's nose began to run and swell. It promptly looked like a biscuit. Mixed mind wouldn't start working until we got to school, but oh well. It was freaking funny. Especially Grot Nimsky. His 'fro was rainbow, big, and orange.

A/N: Sorry if you found it a little pathetic, but it won't be. More will be funny later. The pranks will escalate. The Slytherins… I'll speak later.