(Ed Edd 'n Eddy world.)

(My P.O.V)

I was trudging towards Double D's house. Not really awaiting whatever bore he's working on.

It's not like I didn't want to go to his house to check up on him, whatever he was doing was probably better then Eddy, seeing as Double D has a brain that actually works, but whatever Double D was doing was either boring or not half the time. The only problem with that is I usually show up when it's boring, and if it wasn't I find out way later. So more then likely it won't be that much better then Eddy's scam, but it's still better.

While I was walking towards his place, however, that bad aura I mentioned earlier became stronger and stronger. It was as if it was coming from his place.

Hehe, how redundant.

Anyway, once I got to Double D's front door I could tell something was wrong, I knocked on his front door. I didn't know whether or not it was locked, because my knocks pushed the door forward a little. In fact, forget about whether it was locked or not, it wasn't even closed. Anyone with half a brain can see something is wrong here, Double D has at least 5 locks on his front door alone!

I stepped inside his house, and everything seemed fine, then I made my towards his room. I heard odd sounds, and Double D was muttering unintelligible word's. I was concerned, and I feared for what might happen if I opened the door, but I pushed through those thoughts and opened it anyway.

Now let's pause for a minute. As you all may know, Double D is an upstanding guy. He believes in cleanliness, he practices it, he'll be damned if any part of his house isn't clean. He can't stand a mess. But when I opened up the door to his room I was completely struck dumb for a few seconds before I could comprehend the shape his room was in.

There were singe marks everywhere, pieces of his room were thrown about and shattered into pieces, broken shards of glass from the light bulbs in his lamp and ceiling light, none of the stuff that was scattered could be identified due to the bad shape. But all that were like minor details to the big picture. My attention was focused on the gaping hole covering half the roof in his room, and the metallic sphere in the middle of the floor that looked big enough to hold at least 3 human bodies.

"What the hell happened in here! Double D are you okay?"

He looked completely torn up. His clothes had tear marks everywhere, I saw scratches and bruises covering at least 30% of his visible skin, he wasn't even standing, he struggling to get him self up by grabbing on to whatever he could. He gave the appearance of an intoxicated person who had just come out of a car crash.

I rushed over to him and helped him up, then I threw his arm over me so I could help him walk out and to a couch in the living room of his house.

…

(Haruhi's World)

(Kyon's point of view)

Traveling down these roads to Koizumi's place, I wondered what kind of mess I was about to be involved with now.

I have been through so many odd situations that a normal teenager couldn't even think of that it's not funny. Yes, I'm sure all you jerks out there do in fact think it's funny, but that's not the point. All I wanted was to be a normal high school student. Sure it'd be boring, but it's better then risking my life unwillingly. If I had known that just talking to Haruhi that one day would've caused my life to go the way it has been going I would have strongly considered not doing so. But it's too late for that.

…

I arrived at Koizumi's to find him out front.

"It's about time. Where have you been?" The Esper said, with rare annoyance in his voice.

"Under the watchful eye of Haruhi Suzumiya, unfortunately." I replied with a tone that said 'Hey, I've already been through nonsense today, don't make it worse.'

He eased a little when he realized that.

"Oh, that's right. Today's Saturday isn't it?"

"Yes, both obviously and unfortunately."

"Right, sorry I wasn't able to show up, but a more pressing matter came up."

"Don't say sorry to me, Haruhi's the one who's mad at you for it most likely. Anyway, what's going on this time? I'm sure it's serious due to obvious pointers that are saying so."

"Well, you're right, it is serious. We have been thinking all along that Haruhi Suzumiya only had control of this one world, but that's not the case."

"What, your telling me she has control over other world's too?"

"Not just other world's, Dimensions!"

"...What?"

"Her control extends farther then we could have imagined! She has control over different dimensions! And one dimension consists of an entire universe."

Even though I'm used to this kind of stuff by now, I couldn't believe what he was telling me.

"So let me get this straight," I ventured, "Basically, what you're saying is, now if Haruhi gets bored, it won't just be catastrophic for Earth, but now for everything that exists?"

"Yes, and she's of a higher being then a god now for that. Her power transcends to different plains of existence."

"So, I'm guessing we're in trouble now. That she's already meddled into a different dimension?"

"Unfortunately, yes. In fact, you, me, and Yuki need to go there now to inspect whatever troubles are now occurring."

"We're going to inspect an entire dimension?"

He got a good chuckle out of that, even though I was asking a serious question.

" No, that would take far too long! I got the organization's permission to send a Checkpoint probe to the problem area."

"A what? That sound's like something you ripped off of an Alien video game."

Again, he chuckled at that. I expected it though, I wasn't being that serious about it that time.

"I know, it sound's odd. It does two different things. One: It gives the connection that I need to travel to the dimension in question. And Two: It'll take us straight to the area where she's causing havoc in."

I sighed.

"I should be used to this stuff by now."

"Don't worry if it's surprising you this time. For as long as we've been around, the organization thought dimension hopping was impossible, even with the power of a god! Not even Yuki was aware of such a feat being achievable. We even started doubting existence of other 'Dimensions.' In fact, we had no liable evidence to even believe other 'Dimensions' existed to begin with. Why, this bypasses logic itself! Even in a world where Time travelers, Espers, and Aliens exist!"

Oh great, Haruhi's not even using logic anymore.

Let's recap: Haruhi Suzumiya, whom already gained the powers of a god years ago just by wishing for it, now has powers that go higher up then a god, if that's even possible. And now she's not just meddling with a single planet, she meddling with multiple realms of existence. Now I have to go dimension hopping all because of the fact that Haruhi is causing mayhem and chaos with the simple fact that she's been bored, and she wants to liven things up.

…

I wish I could've stayed in bed.