Chapter two!! Be afraid. Be very afraid!! Thanks to Xkidrogue for talking to such weirdos!!
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Harry Potter'
Pansy: hi
Pansy: u alive?
Blaise: yes
Blaise: hello
Pansy: sup?
Blaise: nm.u?
Pansy: eh nmjc
Blaise: same
Blaise: bored
Pansy: u ever click that link I sent u?
Blaise ?
Pansy: it's a fanfiction. u don't need 2 no the characters...Draco, Daphne & I were positively in stitches the entire time
Pansy: want the link?
Blaise: I guess
Pansy:
Blaise: what the fuck
Pansy: what's the matter?
Pansy: -smirk- don't like the story?
Blaise: it's the equivalent of stuff from what?
Blaise: its muggle porn stories. Don't ask how I found it but I did
Pansy: ha!
Pansy: I'm currently asking..how did you find that?
Blaise: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Blaise: "If we can join in," Fred finished for him.
Pansy: Yeah
Pansy: It gets better
Blaise: WHAT THE FUCK?
Blaise: WHAT THE FUCK
Pansy: Which part r u on?
Blaise: It's fucking over thank god
Pansy: LOL...so do u like our little story?
Blaise: No
Pansy: Aww...too bad. Drake found it...loved it...sent it to me...I loved it...sent it to Daphne...
Pansy: Who also loved it
Pansy: We pinned Max down (quite literally sitting on him) and read it to him...his response was quite funny
Blaise: you're a sick bunch of people
Pansy: why?
Pansy: why are we sick? it's perfectly...natural... OMG u should've heard the way Daphne read it. She managed to put such...emotion into it...rather entertaining actually.
Pansy: Did I scare you away?
Pansy: I'm sorry
Blaise: Yes
Pansy: I'm sorry. 4give?
Pansy: I can't believe that you actually read the whole thing though.
Blaise: I'm scared
Pansy: Why? Are you honestly saying you haven't seen (read) worse?
Blaise: Yes.
Pansy: Really? Wow...I've read much worse...so has Draco...that one was actually pretty tame...I'm sorry I traumatized you...
Blaise: You want bad
Blaise: be right back
Pansy: What? What does that mean? "you want bad"? What?
Blaise: You like lesbian stories?
Blaise:
Blaise: I just picked a random one
Pansy: plus the ones Drake, Daphne, & I read are story themed...so we know the characters...
Blaise: so?!
Pansy: so they're more fun...besides yaoi is more interesting than yuri
Pansy: (japanese words for slash. yaoi is male slash, yuri is femmeslash)
Blaise: I know
Pansy: You...do?
Blaise: Yes
Pansy: For god's sake...why?
Blaise: I'd rather not get into it
Pansy: oh! come on! do tell...please?
Blaise: Nah
Blaise: You'll say something to Draco and Daphne
Pansy: Please? pretty please? I swear on my soul that I won't!
Pansy: I'll never speak a word of it to anyone
Blaise: ok
Blaise: well
Blaise: somewhere along the line
Blaise: I developed an interest...
Blaise: In uh... well
Blaise: Hentai.. so yeah
Blaise: It's hard to admit
Pansy!!!! you DID??? wow...I never would've figured you for the type...
Pansy: I'm proud
Pansy: I'm proud of you
Blaise: Why?
Pansy: You're not as sheltered as I might have thought
Blaise: No way
Pansy: Life isn't life without hentai! wow...Blaise reading hentai...wow
Blaise: And I use to be obsessed with lolicon . . . but not anymore
Blaise: Im over that
Pansy: Why? why would you WANT to get over that? it's fun!
Pansy: And dare I ask...how long away was this
Blaise: lolicon? you like drawing of little naked girls? or do you like shota?
Pansy: LOL I'm more of a reader...I've lied to so it would let me in...
Blaise: Oh
Pansy: Some really cute yaoi fics
Blaise: Im more of a looker
Pansy: LOL. I figured. you don't seem to have the patience to read...but the fics are so entertaining...much more complex...whole plots and breakups and get-togethers and secret rendezvous...
Blaise: I read sometimes
Blaise: But not when I'm well.. trying to get stuff done... ya know... cause that takes too much concentration
Pansy: o.O Really now...? do that quite often do you?
Blaise: Not as often as i use to
Pansy: Oh? why not?
Blaise: 'Cause
Blaise: I just don't do it very often anymore
Blaise: I've deemed it childish
Pansy: Have you now? childish? I don't think that would be quite the way I would describe something like that...
Blaise: idk
Blaise: Primal?
Pansy: That's more like it...although...not quite...
Pansy: Merely...impulsive? yes I think that's the word for it...
Blaise: Whatever
Blaise: Wow
Pansy: Wow what?
Blaise: My girlfriend just got me to tell her somehow
Pansy: Who?
Pansy: Who's the girl of the moment?
Pansy?
Blaise: Nina
Blaise: From 8 months ago
Pansy: Ah back with her?
Blaise: Yeah
Pansy: I swear Blaise, you change girlfriends more than my friend Millicent changes hairstyles (and that is quite often)
Blaise: She's googling hentai on her dad's computer 'cause Im"not good at explaining things"
Blaise: What?
Pansy: Ha! Her DAD's computer?
Blaise: I was with Carly for 7 months
Blaise: And before that I was with Nina for 4
Pansy: Wow..a record. 7 whole months? and four before that...u & Daphne lasted what...2 weeks? yd u ask Daphne out anyway?
Blaise: A month and a half
Blaise: And idk
Pansy: Yeah. Impulsive is definitely the word for it
Pansy: —squeal— But I don't care because I am happy and the world cant take away my happiness!!!
Pansy: I'm going to this Evanescence concert in London with the most amazing, funniest, hottest, smartest person in the world! —sigh— life is good...unless Millicent finds out...she'd prolly murder me...
Blaise: wow
Blaise I didn't know I was going to an Evanescence concert with you
Blaise: jk
Pansy: Self obsessed much?
Pansy: LOL
Pansy: I swear, there's not many people who can make me laugh...but you seem to do it on a regular basis...I don't get you...how? how do you do it?
Blaise: It's a gift
Blaise: Quick need a definition for hentai
Pansy: kk
Pansy: A Japanese slang word meaning perverted or perversion. In the world of manga and anime, hentai refers to the adult oriented titles that present extreme, graphic sexual imagery. A common Western stereotype concerning manga and anime is that these art forms are filled with graphic sex. While such imagery exists (and has always existed in Japan), hentai titles make up just a small niche market in Japan's massive manga and anime output. ...
Pansy: (hen-tai) Hentai means "pervert" or "perversion" in Japanese. It is usually associated with erotic or sexually-explicit anime.
Manga-term, abnormality, sexual perversion. Used also to describe certain class of anime or otaku.
Pansy: Hentai ( ?) is a Japanese word used outside of Japan, mostly in western countries and several English-speaking countries, to refer to Japanese animation ("H anime"), comic-book-style magazines ("H manga"), and computer games ("bishōojo games", hentai games) with explicit sexual or pornographic artwork (see Japanese pornography). ...
Blaise: Okay, enough
Pansy: XD