Hey! I'm surprised that people actually read this and reviewed! So, thanks to sunshine-in-the-rain and once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14 for reviewing!! So, once again, bold is me typing, and italics is my friend.
the other day, i met a guy named Emmett Cullen and Emmett went to the store and had a stalker right behind him the whole time then just as Emmett entered the soap isle the stalker pulled out his gun and shot it then before the stalker even triggerd the gun Emmett was out of sight and he was already back home before the stalker had time to think but it was to late the bullet hit the manager of the store and he didnt die cuz Dr. Carlisle Cullen was there to save him.
then the stalker was put in jail for 5 years and he happened to be a superhero like Hancock!
then saved a dog and then was thrown back in the slammer and then he ate a mouse and then Emmett bailed him out then the stalker apoligized for tying to kill him and they became bestest friends then Emmett told him his sercet and the stalker said that he was a vamp too!
then they hugged and the stalker turned out to be Jazzy!
then they hated each other and Jasper had to control Emmy's emotions so he wouldn't die then a black cat crossed thier path and Jazzy made Emmett feel all warm and fuzzy about killing him yes, and they bite the cat and the cat runs away but Emmett out runs the cat and finds a dog to chase the cat for him then Emmett passes out and Rose finds him like that and takes him to the ER and they figure he's dead cuz he's so cold and doesnt have a pulse then Rose started crying then Emmett wakes up and goes to kill Jasper but Jasper laughs cuz he can't die but that just gets Emmett mad so he runs to Europe there he decides to chill with a cup of tea and a crumpet then after he drank 4 glasses of tea and ate 6 crumpets we had to use the lou and afterward, he feels like a great load has been lifted then Emmett went back to his expensive suite and saw Jasper and Jazzy was making out with some French girl and then Emmett saw that she had a twin and convinced Jasper to go on a double date with him Jasper agreed then Bella and Alice showed up with two monkeys and Edward then they joined them for dinner Carlisle and Esme were there and they all sat down to enjoy a meal of High School Musical stars and they were very yummy then all 8 of them ran back to Forks. The End.