I do not own Warriors, Burger King, Harry Potter, or Bing. Please R&R!

*Hawkfrost is washing himself in the Dark Forest when Tigerstar comes up*

Tigerstar: Looky what I have, Hawkfrost.

Hawkfrost: A cheap paper crown?

Tigerstar: Not just any cheap paper crown, this a mind controlling crown!

Hawkfrost: Then why does it say Burger King on it?

Tigerstar: Because the King is known for making burgers... and having mind control!

Hawkfrost: Sure he is.

Tigerstar: No need to be so negative. Just because all my other plans failed, doesn't mean this one will.

Hawkfrost: I'm certain that it won't.

Tigerstar: Really?

Hawkfrost: No.

Tigerstar: Bah, whatever you piece of-

Hawkfrost: Tigerstar, you might not want to finish that sentence. Remember what Mapleshade did to you when you cussed all those other times?

*Tigerstar looks at large 'LITTLE SHI' carved into his side*

Hawkfrost: Do you want her to complete that?

Tigerstar: Who is she to say I can't cuss? What kind of evil villain doesn't cuss? She's obviously a fraud.

Mapleshade: *from off in the distance* WHAT WAS THAT?

Tigerstar: *hides behind Hawkfrost* Oh nothing, nothing.

Hawkfrost: Come on Tigerstar, some of the best villains had a clean mouth. I'm pretty sure Voldemort never said anything too dirty, Mrs. Weasley on the other hand...

Tigerstar: I don't have time for this! I need to go through with my evil plan! *runs out laughing maniacally*

Hawkfrost: Here we go again.

*The two cats appear in the waking world on ThunderClan territory*

Tigerstar: Okay, now all we have to do is wait for some stupid cat to come and have them put the crown on their head. Then we will lead them to the ThunderClan camp where we'll have them kill Firestar and I'll become supreme ruler!

*Lionblaze starts coming over*

Hawkfrost: Here comes Lionblaze.

Tigerstar: I don't know if he's dumb enough for this...

Lionblaze: *sings* I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my claws,...

Hawkfrost: No, but he's obviously too sexy for it.

Lionblaze: *trips over stick and lands on ground* I'm too sexy for the ground!

Tigerstar: He'll do perfectly.

Lionblaze: *comes over and looks at crown* Hey, what's this?

Tigerstar: Congratulations, you have found the crown of power! By finding this crown, you are entitled to become king of the forest!

Lionblaze: Really? That's awesome!

Tigerstar: It sure is my furry friend. Now all you have to do to gain power, is put the crown on your head.

Lionblaze: Oka- Wait a minute, you're Hawkfrost and Tigerstar, aren't you evil?

Tigerstar: We were evil but we're good now. We regret everything we did to you. We're even doing good deeds now! Just yesterday we saved a kitten from a tree.

Hawkfrost: And we brought it back to it's home without possessing it.

Tigerstar: Yes, yes we did.

Lionblaze: Sounds legit to me. *puts crown on head*

Tigerstar: How do you feel?

Lionblaze: I feel the awesome.

Tigerstar: EXCELLENT! We have succeeded, Hawkfrost. Isn't that brilliant?

Hawkfrost: You just convinced Lionblaze that you're not evil and to put a crown on his head. That's not much of an achievement, Hitler could have convinced Lionblaze he wasn't evil.

Tigerstar: Oh, but unlike him, I will succeed in finishing my entire plan! Now Lionblaze, this is what I want you to do. Go back to your camp and kill Firestar.

Lionblaze: Okey-dokey.

*Hawkfrost and Tigerstar are hiding outside the camp on the edge, watching Lionblaze who is walking up to Firestar*

Lionblaze: Hey Grandaddy.

Firestar: Hello Lionblaze, nice crown.

Lionblaze: You really think so? I was worried that it would make my ears look too big.

Firestar: No, I think it really works for you.

Lionblaze: You don't think I look-

Tigerstar: Lionblaze, the plan!

Lionblaze: Oh yeah, I gotta kill you.

Firestar: What?

*Lionblaze kills Firestar*

Brackenfur: What was that?

Brightheart: Firestar's dead!

Berrynose: Wait, is he dead dead, or is he coming back?

Jayfeather: That was his last life.

*Clan is silent for several seconds*

Clan: YAHOOOOOO!

Spiderleg: It's about frickin time!

Thornclaw: I'll say so, I thought he'd never die.

Sorreltail: Who is the brave hero who killed him?

Lionblaze: It was me, Lionblaze.

*The entire Clan cheers*

Tigerstar: Yes, it's working! *whispers down to Lionblaze* Now, Lionblaze, say you'll be king!

Lionblaze: I want to go on Bing! Wait, what?

Tigerstar: No! Say you'll rule the lake!

Lionblaze: I'll maim a cake?

Hawkfrost: RULE THE LAKE!

Lionblaze: Oh, I'll rule the lake!

Whitewing: Sounds fair.

Cloudtail: Yeah, we've got like twenty more cats than everyone else.

Tigerstar: Lionblaze, go attack ShadowClan!

Lionblaze: Nah, you know what I'm tired, let's do this tomorrow.

Tigerstar: What? That isn't what I want you to do! Go attack ShadowClan!

Lionblaze: I said tomorrow, geesh.

Hawkfrost: Tigerstar, I thought you said the crown would give you ultimate control over the wearer?

Tigerstar: It's supposed to!

Lionblaze: Maybe I'm just too awesome.

Hawkfrost: Or too stupid.

Lionblaze: Hurtful! I don't want to be king of the forest anymore. *takes off crown*

Tigerstar: NO! Why must all my plans turn to shit?

Mapleshade: TIGERSTAR!

Tigerstar: *whimpers* Mommy.

*Tigerstar tries to run away, but Mapleshade comes down and carves a 'T' into his pelt*

Hawkfrost: So, now what are we going to do, Little Shit?

*Firestar wakes up*

Firestar: W-what's going on?

Foxleap: Aw man!

Dustpelt: Jayfeather, you said he was dead!

Jayfeather: Hey, we can't be perfect.

Dovepaw: I am.

Jayfeather: Shut up.

Lionblaze: Sorry 'bout all that, Firestar.

Firestar: No matter, Lionblaze, if you'd been any other cat, I'd banish you, but because you're kin, thank you for killing me.

Lionblaze: You're welcome! Hey, do you want this crown? I don't think it works for me.

Firestar: Sure, why not? *puts on crown*

Tigerstar: Hawkfrost! We can control Firestar we-

Hawkfrost: Tigerstar, let's just go back to the Dark Forest. I can make you some hot chocolate.

Tigerstar: With marshmallows?

Hawkfrost: Sure.

Tigerstar: Alright fine, let's go.