A/N:This is my first story here so please write a review after you've finished reading. I believe that constructive criticism will further develop my writing style and of course this story.

**clarification/s:

"…" – dialogue

'…' – thought


Chapter 2

I Never Knew

The informant got home and mended his shoulder. He took off his fur coat followed by his shirt. He went to the bathroom to get the ice bag in the first aid cabinet and saw his shoulder in the mirror. It was turning red from swelling.

"Oh, Shizu-chan hit me pretty hard today. If pissing him off was a real job I'd probably be rich by now." The brunette said with a faint smile on his face. "But he will never be able to see through my smile.''

He grabbed the ice bag and went to the kitchen to grab some ice from the freezer. As he settled the bag down on the kitchen counter his cellphone rang. Namie, his secretary, sent her a text message that said "I need to take a day off tomorrow because unlike you I have real friends and I must spend time with them as well as with my brother." He hates Namie and her brother complex but he does find it fascinating somehow. Oh humans and their weird love for each other.

'Love, huh? It sounds interesting yet so complex.' Izaya thought. He then replied to Namie's message "Oh so even horrible people like you have friends? Enjoy your date with your brother!"

He took the ice bag and sat in front of his computer. He took a moment to decide if Kanra should go online tonight and troll some people. In the end he decided he was too tired to even turn on the computer. He patted his shoulder with the ice bag and closed his eyes to the mixture of pain and relief that penetrated his veins. He leaned his head back and let his thoughts take him wherever they want to take him. He thought of his humans and the remarkable things they do in their lifespan.

Then he thought about the most abhorrent monster he could think of, Heiwajima Shizuo. He thought about the monster's desire to kill him and how his smile is enough to make him go berserk. His thoughts then wandered to Shizuo's bleached blonde hair. 'I wonder if his hair is silky smooth as I imagine it to be.' He then thought about the blonde's strong arms that could break his bones. 'I wonder how it feels to be in those strong arms.' His thoughts shifted to the sturdy fists that could send him flying in the air. 'Will my fingers fit the spaces between his?'

His member got hard at these thoughts. His hand unconsciously dropped the ice bag and reached for his pants. He opened his zipper and took his dick out. The brunette held his member and started to jack off. He imagined his favorite monster's strong hands jacking him off. He thought of Shizuo's fingers caressing his cock's head and massaging the tip. He sped up his hand's movements while focusing on his fantasy. He imagined the blonde leaning down and eyeing his dick. Eventually, his monster licked the head while beating his meat. Shizuo was stroking his member up and down while licking the head. Izaya imagined his fingers going through the bartender's silky bleached hair. Shizuo finally took Izaya's cock inside his mouth. He slowly sucked it in and the informant liked it. This made the brunette excited and hot. While his right hand was busy stroking his dick and brain from imagining his protozoan, his left hand rubbed his nipples. This added fuel to the fire. His imagination went wild; Shizuo was sucking him off taking his whole length inside his mouth. Izaya twitched and felt an orgasm coming so he stroked harder and faster.

"Hn.. f-faster, Shizu-chan." He leaned back and tightly shut his eyes while the sensation was crawling up inside of him. "Shi- I'm coming! SHIZUO!", Izaya was caught in a daze while his sperm squirted out of him and he was trying to catch his breath.

"Damn, I never knew that protozoan could do this to me." He said while cleaning himself with a towel. "Tch, Shizu-chan will surely kill me if he knew I did this while imagining his monstrous face."


I don't know if I did well in this chapter but my brain can't really let go of the thought of Izaya jacking off while thinking about Shizuo. Hee, reviews please! - XVB :3