This one was originally short. I lengthened it a bit afterwards. ABAB speech format.
Have fun with just words and your imagination ;]
(Some...implied stuff.)
Words Only
-Stupid Technology!-
"Wait, Len-kun-"
"Kaito-nii! It's not working!"
"Clam down Len-kun. It'll be fine."
"It's not going to work! It's like- it's either that's too big or that's too small!"
"There's nothing wrong with it. You're just over reacting."
"Then why isn't it fitting! I want... my-happy-moment-NOW!"
"Haha, it's more like you need a happy pill."
"You should NOT be the one saying that right now. This was all your idea!"
"But it's better this way!"
"It's not better if the stupid thing isn't fitting!"
"…Len-kun."
"Forget this! I'm using soap! Then it can slide in nice and easy."
"Wait-no don't! It'll make it worse!"
"How is it going to make it worse? It's just going to make it easier to fit. It's not like it's going to burn the whole thing down. Besides, it'll make it smell good!"
"No! It'll make it worse! Trust me!"
"I trusted you last time and now, we're in this situation!"
"Here, I'll do it then if you're having so many problems."
"No, I'm not having problems! I can do this perfectly well-"
"Len-kun, you're going to hurt yourself if you don't calm down-"
"I am calm!"
"…"
"Just let me try this again!"
"You're fidgeting too much. You're going to make it worse-"
"It's not my fault it isn't fitting!"
"Len-kun! Careful, you're going to hurt yourself-"
"Oh my gosh! Look! It's working! It's in! Amazing! I'm genius! I just have to shove it in and-"
"Len-kun, calm down! You're getting too excited! Watch yourself-"
"Ahh! Ow-ow-ow!"
"Len-kun, are you alright?!"
"Ow… Yeah I'm fine… Stupid laptop!"
"Len-kun…if you break another laptop, Meiko's going to get mad."
"I mind as well break the stupid thing! The stupid memory card isn't even fitting in the jack thing! It even dared to pinch me!"
"Here, let me do it."
"Kaito-nii, it's not going to work. I've already tried a billion times. If it doesn't work for me then it's not going to work for you-"
"Done!~"
"…"
"…What?"
"You did this on purpose didn't you!?"
"What?"
"You're probably recording this moment and going to show the whole world how I failed at trying to transfer files from a computer onto a memory card thingy and on to a laptop, aren't you!?"
"…I don't even know how to work a tape recorder, Len-kun."
"Why didn't it work when I did it!?"
"Why didn't what work?"
"The memory card thing! Why didn't it fit when I tried to connect it with the laptop!?"
"Oh! That's because you were putting the memory card in upside down."
"…"
"Len-kun?"
"… I hate this."
"Well, at least you can watch your favorite T.V. shows now."
"No! Happy Moment is ruined!"
"No it isn't! Look, I'll pull up the files and then... oh no."
"Oh no, what?"
"Ummm...."
"Kaito-nii, tell me what's wrong."
"Bad news or good news first?"
"...Bad news I guess?"
"Well... Bad news is that your files somehow became corrupted... so you can't watch it."
"....And the good news?"
"Uhh...Good news is... There's a recording of us from just a few seconds ago that Rin-chan seemed to upload onto our site that's getting over one million views?"
"What? How is that good news? Let me see-"
"Well there isn't much to see, only hear-"
"I don't care! Just play it!"
"Wait-"
["...Forget this! I'm using soap! Then it can slide in nice and easy."
"Wait-no don't! It'll make it worse!"]
"..."
"Len-kun?"
["How is it going to make it worse? It's just going to make it easier to fit. It's not like it's going to burn the whole thing down. Besides, it'll make it smell good! Especially when we're done!~"
"No! It'll make it worse! Trust me!"
"I trusted you last time and now, we're in this situation! Now just-Please, TAKE ME~ Oh!~"
"Here, I'll do it then if you're having so many problems."
"No, I'm not having problems! I can do this perfectly well-AHHHH!!~~"
"Len-kun, you're going to hurt yourself if you don't calm down-"
"I am calm!-Ahhhh! YES-Oooh~"
"…"
"Just let me try this again!-Ohh Kaito-nii!! Mmmm MOREEEE~"
"You're fidgeting too much. You're going to make it worse-"
"Hnnnnn!~ It's not my fault it isn't fitting!"
"Len-kun! Careful, you're going to hurt yourself-"
"Oh my gosh! Look! It's working!-Oh yes!~ It's in! Amazing!-Ohhh!! It's so good!~ I'm genius! Ahh~ I just have to shove it in and-"
"Len-kun, calm down! You're getting too excited! Watch yourself-"
"Ahh! Ow-ow-ow! MMMMM you're so good Kaito-nii~"
"Len-kun, are you alright?!"
"Ow… Yeah I'm fine…Ohh~"]
"...Len-kun, you're not breathing, and your face is really red."
"....don't.... er....that..."
"Len-kun? I can't hear you."
"I don't remember....s-saying that or....m-moaning..."
"Uh yeah.... I think Rin-chan added that part in herself..."
"...How?"
"Well you know... Technology these days..."
"… STUPID TECHNOLOGY!"
This idea came to me when I was furious with a stupid memory card jack thing.
Me thinking in mind while trying to transfer files: "ITS NOT FITTING DAMNIT!.... oh wow that sounded dirty... oh~ Fict idea!~"
Oh sweet perverted mind, you're going to get me in trouble one day.
Hope you liked this chapter ^^