Thanks for the reviews! I didn't expect such good feedback. Oh! Warning: mentions of sex…? Guys! This is the first song of the story! :D There will be more to come. It's Glee, so duh. And we're meeting the boyfriends! Anyway, here is chapter two! :D

Chapter Two

Sebastian groaned as he pulled out of Blaine and flopped on his back. "That was amazing, baby", Blaine said, cuddling into Sebastian chest. Sebastian just looked at the ceiling. "How was your day?" Blaine asked. "Hung out with Kurt", Sebastian said. He felt Blaine's body tense. "Oh. Sounds like fun", Blaine said. "It was", Sebastian. "So-"

"Shit! My parents just pulled in!" Sebastian said. Blaine scrambled to put on his pants. "Why haven't you told them about us?" He asked Sebastian. "Blaine, listen. We're not at that stage in our 'relationship' yet", Sebastian said. Blaine's face lit up at 'relationship'. "Now, go", Sebastian said, walking into his bathroom. "O-okay", Blaine said, trying to hide the tears forming in his eyes. "Bye", Sebastian grumbled. "Bye", Blaine whispered.

"Don't forget, your car's down the street", Sebastian said. "I remember", Blaine breathed, climbing out the window. He climbed down the tree and ran to his car. Rain began to pour as he got in the car. He began to drive away while sobbing and silently cursing Kurt Hummel. He knew he had to separate them to get Sebastian. And he would do just that.

"Kurt! Stop that!" Rachel squealed. Kurt strutted around in the short black dress he tried on. "It's killing my eyes!" Mercedes giggled, checking out someone at the counter. Mercedes worked at Belle's Boutique, a small shop in the mall. "I kinda like it", Someone said at the front door. Kurt turned to see Dave. "Dave!" Kurt squealed running over to him. Dave caught Kurt in his arms. "Babe", Dave said, smiling. "What are you doing h-"

"Azimio wanted a new video game", Dave said. Kurt rolled his eyes. Az wasn't the sweetest person, but he took up with Kurt nicely. "Kurt, take off the dress", Rachel said, stifling a giggle. "I think it looks good on me", Kurt huffed. "The only person who can pull off that dress is Seb", Mercedes said. Dave tensed but forced a smile. "I'm going to take this off", Kurt said, walking down the long hallway to the dressing room. "So-"

"I saw what was in that box", Rachel blurted when Kurt was out of earshot. Dave paled. "What do you mean?" He asked. "First, you've been trying to get in Kurt's pants for weeks. Second, Kurt's Kinks? Kurt would never write that. And third, Kurt doesn't write like that", Rachel said. Dave looked speechless. Mercedes looked pissed off. "Rachel-"

"Listen, white boy. I'm only nice to you because you're dating my boo. But, you need to lay the hell off. Understood?" Mercedes asked Dave. Dave nodded, his eyes slowly widening. "Mercedes! Why didn't you tell me they sell skinny jeans in my size?" Kurt shouted from the dressing room. "Because you have an obsession!" Mercedes said.

"He actually kind of does", Rachel said. "He has so many skinny jeans, that Seb called me for an intervention", Mercedes said. "He called you to?" Rachel asked. Mercedes giggled. "So, when's the intervention?" Rachel asked. Mercedes got out her phone. She sent Sebastian a message saying: KSJI tomorrow at 5:00 pm! Rachel looked at her phone, giggling when Sebastian replied with: WTF is KSJI? Rachel began to call him.

"Hey, Rach", Sebastian said. "Hi, Seb. I'm with Mercedes", Rachel said. "Okay. So, what's KSJI?" Sebastian asked. "Kurt's Skinny Jean Intervention", Rachel said. "Oh. Are you guys serious?" Sebastian chuckled. "Yep! He just discovered they have skinny jeans at Belle's boutique", Rachel said. "Oh, dear God", Sebastian breathed. "I should go-"

"Wait! I have a question. How about you, me, and Mercedes for coffee tomorrow?" Sebastian asked. "Isn't that your time with Kurt?" Rachel asked. Dave snapped his head towards Rachel. "Yeah. But, I need to talk to you two. So, ask Mercy, okay?" Sebastian asked. "Okay. Hold on. Mercedes, Seb wants to meet us for coffee tomorrow. You free?" Rachel asked. "As a bird", Mercedes sang. "Yep. We're in", Rachel said. "So, where's-"

"Who are you talking to, Rach?" Kurt asked, coming out in black skinny jeans. "Uh, bye, Dad. Tomorrow at 9:30? Okay. We're in", Rachel said, hanging up her phone. "I really like these skinny jeans", Kurt said, checking out himself in the mirror. "Your ass looks fabulous", Mercedes said. Kurt laughed and shook his head. "Don't act like you don't know it. Wear those at school, and you'll turn half the population gay", Mercedes said.

"Worked for me", Dave joked. Kurt smiled and gave him a quick peck on the lips. "I'm going to change back into my clothes. By the way, I'm buying these!" Kurt said as he walked away. "Is our date still on for tonight?" Dave asked. "Of course", Kurt said. "Okay. Az looks like he's done. Bye", Dave said. "Bye!" Kurt shouted back. Dave let the 'I love you' die at his lips. But, Mercedes and Rachel didn't fail to notice his slip up.

"Bye, David", Rachel said, playing with her phone. "Bye, white boy. Remember what I said", Mercedes practically growled. Dave nodded as he walked out of the store, slightly shaken up. Mercedes' phone vibrated. The message read: Look up. ;) And it was from Sam. Mercedes looked up and gasped. Sam was standing on top of a table in the middle of the food court. A few people had flowers, and the other had stuffed animals. "Sam-"

"Oh, my!" Mercedes squealed as she saw people walk up beside Sam and lift up signs that spelled out HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. Mercedes felt tears in her eyes as Sam walked over to the boutique. Rachel and Mercedes rushed outside to him. "How did you do all this by yourself?" Rachel asked. "I didn't. Yo, man. She's my girl, but I gotta give you some credit!" Sam said. Sebastian walked out from behind a corner. Mercedes squealed.

"I love you, Sam but I think I'm in love with Seb now", Mercedes said. "This is like a bad Lifetime movie", Sam groaned. Mercedes laughed and kissed him. "Holy hell", Kurt whispered as he walked out of the boutique. "Hi, Kurt", Sam said. "You are like the perfect boyfriend", Kurt laughed. "Well, I only had the idea of standing outside the boutique. Sebastian came up with everything else", Sam said. Kurt looked at Sebastian.

"What?" Sebastian asked, blushing slightly. Rachel rubbed her eyes to see if she saw right. Did Sebastian Smythe just blush? "I would have never pegged you as a romantic, Seb", Kurt said. "Well, there are many great side to me", Sebastian said, laughing. "I like the backside", Kurt joked, looking at Sebastian's ass. Sebastian turned red. "S-Stop it", He said. Mercedes gaped at him. Kurt winked at him. "Okay. I'm hungry", Sam said.

"Okay. Okay. We're at the lake, right? So, Sebastian wants to go to the other side of the river, which was completely secluded. Well, we were both 13, so Dad agreed. Well, we swam over there and laid on some towels. Then, Sebastian dared me to start moaning", Kurt said. "This won't end well", Sam said, eating a sandwich. Sebastian just blushed.

"Well, I did it. And I dared Sebastian to do it too. He was a dare devil. He of course did it. Well, we got too loud. So, Dad swims over there and finds us wrestling. He thought we were engaged in other activities", Kurt said. Mercedes and Rachel began giggling. "I wasn't allowed over for two weeks. That's how long it took Kurt to stop stuttering and blushing so he could tell Burt we weren't fooling around", Sebastian said, smirking.

"Do you know how awkward it was? God, I even had to tell him I didn't find you attractive at all", Kurt said. "Did you?" Sebastian asked. Kurt blushed and looked down. "N-no", He said. Mercedes and Rachel observed them. "Uh-huh. Anyway, has Kurt told you about the time he got his first erection…watching the Wiggles?" Sebastian asked.

"No way!" Rachel laughed. "Uh, Seb? I kinda lied. I didn't find the Wiggles attractive. You were bending over to get another movie and…yeah", Kurt mumbled. Sebastian gaped. "You just ruined one of our best embarrassing memories, Kurt!" He said, pouting. "So, him getting an erection over you bending over while watching the Wiggles isn't embarrassing?" Sam asked. "Huh", Sebastian said. Kurt blushed. "Shut up", He said.

"Kurt! Kuuuurt! Guess what!" Rachel said. "What?" Kurt asked slowly. "Well, last week at Belle's? God, I can't believe I didn't tell you this. Anyway, there was this guy Jake who was like, 'I can help you put the dress on. I work here.'. Of course he didn't. But, then he said to the woman, 'Don't worry. I'm gay.'" Rachel said. "And?" Kurt asked.

"While she was changing, I yelled in to the dressing room, 'Hey, Jake! Your girlfriend texted. Apparently, she's really sexually frustrated, dude. You would head home!'", Sebastian said. Kurt's mouth fell open. "You. Did. Not", He giggled. "Oh, but I did", Sebastian smirked. "His face was priceless! You should have been there", Rachel said.

"I wish I was. Dave had this stupid football thing. Football is so boring", Kurt groaned. "You played football", Sebastian pointed out. "No. I danced to Beyonce while kicking a ball through a goal", Kurt said. "Still. Pretty impressive. Gay kid wins game for people you tortured him all his life? You had to have earned a little respect", Sebastian said.

"I did, actually. That's what brought me and Dave together", Kurt said. "Ya know, you don't talk about him a lot", Mercedes said. "Is that a sarcastic statement?" Kurt asked. "No. I'm serious. Rachel goes on and on about Finn but you never talk about Dave. And, Sebastian. How is Blaine? You haven't talked about him in months", Mercedes said.

"We've been dating that long? Huh", Sebastian said, stealing some of Kurt's salad. "Hey! Pig!" Kurt said. "You love me", Sebastian teased. "Unfortunately", Kurt sighed dramatically. Mercedes raised an eyebrow at the two. "Anyway, Kurt, before he runs his mouth, I talked to Dave", Mercedes said. Kurt choked on his Diet Coke. (A/N: See what I did there? Yeah? No? Okay. :'( Anywayyy). "About?" Kurt asked. "Your box full of s-"

"Mercedes!" Kurt hissed. "I had to. Listen, this guy…he doesn't know what kind of guy you want", Mercedes said. "I know what kind of guy Kurt wants", Sebastian said. Is this finally it? Is he making his move?, Mercedes thought. "Oh, really now?" Rachel asked. "Yep. He told me when we were 15", Sebastian said. "Don't you dare!" Kurt said.

"He had a crush on the resident badass. Noah Puckerman", Sebastian said. Mercedes' Dr. Pepper went all over the table. "What?" She all but screeched. "It's true, okay? I was a hormonal teenager, and I don't like them that bad", Kurt mumbled. "So, they don't have to be bad, just bad enough for you?" Sebastian asked. Kurt nodded. "Who's ready for s-"

"Not song time! We're in the middle of a mall for God sakes!" Kurt said. "So?" Sebastian asked. "I brought my guitar!" Sam said. "Why?" Mercedes asked, amused. "In case I had to woo you", Sam said. Mercedes laughed. Sam handed his guitar to Sebastian. Sebastian smiled slyly. "Okay, K. This one is for you and your bad boy fetish!" He said. "I don't-"

(Sebastian. Sam. Mercedes&Rachel. All four.)

No, I won't call you baby I won't buy you daisies Cuz that don't work And I know, how to get you crazy How to make you want me So bad it hurts

"I love this song!" The girls said. "Join me!" Sebastian laughed. Kurt sat there, blushingI wanna be good, good, good to you But that's not, not, not your type So I'm gonna be bad for you Tonight, tonight, tonight

"Join on the chorus, Sam!" Sebastian said. Everyone was staring and clapping at them.I'll misbehave if it turns you on No Mr. Right if you want Mr. Wrong I'll tell you lies If you don't like the truth I don't wanna be bad I just wanna be bad enough for you Well, I just wanna be bad enough for you Well, I just wanna be bad enough

"Go, Seb!" Kurt called when the boy jumped on of the tables. No one minded, though.Hey, thanks for the number I'm not gonna call you 'Cause that won't work You like to play hide-and-go-get-her You like me better when I play the jerk

Kurt began laughing as Sebastian danced with a random old lady. Rachel and Mercedes were dancing around the food court with energy. Sam had gotten the guitar and was playing on top of their table. Kurt cheered them all on, like everyone else was doing. I wanna be good, good, good to you But that's not, not, not your type So I'm gonna be bad for you Tonight, tonight, tonight

The lady looked sad when Sebastian strutted over towards Kurt, taking his hand. Kurt giggled and began dancing with Sebastian. Sebastian smiled at him while singing.I'll misbehave if it turns you on No Mr. Right if you want Mr. Wrong I'll tell you lies If you don't like the truth I don't wanna be bad I just wanna be bad enough for you Well, I just wanna be bad enough for you Well, I just wanna be bad enough

Kurt joined Rachel and Mercedes. Soon, everyone was dancing with joy. Sebastian was a crowd pleaser. Like always, Kurt thought. He smiled at his best friend.You love to hate me when I'm chasing you And I hate to say this but I'm stuck on loving you So I pretend that I don't care I'll stand you up to keep you here I'll make you hate me just enough to make you want me

Kurt ran his hands through Sebastian soft hair while everyone clapped, Sebastian bit his lip before he began singing. He had an unfamiliar look in his eyes. Kurt felt warm suddenly. His best friend was singing a song in a mall food court….For him….

I'll misbehave if it turns you on No Mr. Right if you want Mr. Wrong I'll tell you lies If you don't like the truth I don't wanna be bad x6I just wanna be bad enough for you Well, I just wanna be bad enough for you Well, I just wanna be bad enough

For you

"That was amazing!" Kurt said, trying to get off of one of the tables he had mysteriously gotten on. His foot slipped. He was caught mid fall. "Could you be anymore cliché, Smythe?" Kurt breathed, super close to Sebastian's face. "I don't think so, Hummel. But, we'll see", Sebastian said. Mercedes cleared her throat. Sebastian put Kurt down.

"Yo, man, don't let the Warblers in on this song", Sam warned jokingly. "Never. It's Kurt's song", Sebastian said. Kurt blushed slightly. "Hey, Seb, I've got awhile before my date. Wanna go see a movie with me and Rach while the lovebirds make out in the back of Belle's?" Kurt asked. Sam and Mercedes blushed, looking guilty. "Sure", Sebastian said. "Well, let's go", Kurt said. "Kurt! You've still got the jeans on!" Mercedes said.

"Oops", Kurt blushed. "What were you doing the entire time back in the dressing room?" Rachel asked. "It's was his fault. He sent me a funny picture!" Kurt said, pointing to Sebastian. "How much do those jeans cost anyway?" Sebastian asked. "$150", Kurt said. "Damn", Rachel said. Kurt nodded, turning towards the store. Sebastian got out his wallet. He handed Mercedes $250. "What the…?" Mercedes asked, shocked. "Why-"

"It's for his jeans. And get him that one coat that's $150, kay?" Sebastian asked. "Okay", Mercedes said, smirking. "What?" Sebastian asked. "Just okay. Have fun with your cru-best friend", Mercedes said. Sebastian's eyes widen. "How did you…?" Sebastian asked. "It's obvious", Mercedes said. "Gotta go", Sebastian mumbled, following Kurt. "Hey, Kurt? I'll put the jeans on your tab!" Mercedes yelled. "More like Sebastian's", Sam said.

Ta-da! Where's my prize? Just kidding. I don't need a prize. I feel like Dave got more attention…or was it Blaine…duh dun duh! Anyway, guys! Review! If you do you ALLLLLLL get PINKKK CUPCAKESSSS!