bambi: Yo PPLZ!!! it's me and....uhhh.. .... ...... the girl who wuvs Link, BRENDA!!!!
Brenda:...-still blank- ... I came up with this chapter...
bambi: ... and i had nightmares of it... O_o...
Brenda: Haha.. you suck..
bambi: .... -GLOMP!!!-
Brenda: o.o ... dude.. your on my boob...
bambi: : O -walks away slowly-
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Ganon continued to fuck Link over weeks and weeks, until... one day ... Link just... just got so full of Ganondorf's "smooge" ... that he exploded.... And in all of Hyrule, it snowed sperm for weeks getting all of the girls pregnant...
-THE END-
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bambi:... i don't think the like it...
Brenda: Eh who cares...we'll just make more.... I need to get that friggin book... -_- ...
bambi: SHHHHH!!! DON'T MENTION THAT!!!!
bambi: p.s. this is just SUPPOSED to be a seiries of one shots... so, keep readin!!!