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As soon as Sirius walked out of the floo and into the Potter House, he covered his eyes and yelled "Are you all decent?"

Somebody whacked the back of his head with a hard book, "Come off it Sirius!"

When he uncovered his eyes he saw James lounging comfortably in his arm chair reading, and Lily standing next to him with a book in her hands, looking a bit pissed.

"It wasn't our fault you walked in on us!" Lily went on.

"Yea mate, you should've called first." James added.

"I live here! Sirius argued, "I shouldn't have to call to ask if someone is shagging all over my apartment."

James and Lily exchanged a quick glance, "Right, then it's a good thing we're moving out." Lily said.

"You're moving out?"

"We were going to, sooner or later. A married couple can't exactly share a room with a bachelor. Although living with you were no different than having a dog." Lily reasoned

"Yup. Plus I want to do all kinds of indecent things with Lily in all corners of the house. Can't do that with a dog roaming around."

Lily turned a bright red to rival the color of her hair. "James!"

"Love you too darling."

"Ugh!" she threw the book at James who barely flinched when it hit his face. Storming out of the room, Lily muttered "Why did I ever agree to marry this man?"

"I bet it's my charm and skill in bed!" James called after her.

"Potter!" Lily slammed the door to their bedroom.

James and Sirius burst into laughter, forgetting what had occurred in Remus' apartment not half an hour ago. He sobered up a bit and asked, "Where are you guys moving?"

"Oh it's a wonderful place Pads." James sat up enthusiastically, "The house looks like it came out of The Tales of Beedle the Bard! And the backyard is spacious enough for a garden for Lily, and a play area for the kids!"

"Kids!?" Sirius exclaimed.

"Yes. Sirius. Kids. I can just imagine what they'd look like. My unruly hair; Lily's wonderful green eyes." He sighed dreamily.

Padfoot groaned and fell on the couch beside the armchair. "We're still children, Prongs! Why are children talking about having children?" he nearly whined.

James stared at Sirius for a while before patting his shoulder, "Grow up, mate."

The animagus pouted, "Don't wanna."

Looking into those adorable puppy dog eyes, James sighed, "We're not children anymore Sirius. But we will always be the Marauders."

"Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, and Wormtail." Sirius sighed.

"How is Wormtail these days?"

"Dunno. He kind of... drifted away after we graduated."

James shrugged, and then nudged Sirius, "You should ask Remus to move in with you. Merlin knows what kinds of infestations live with him."

The gravity of the situation crashed down on him. "Oh fuck!" he sat up and put his head in his hands.

"Sirius?"

"Oh I completely screwed up! I did something... wrong."

"Sirius? What did you do? What's wrong with Remy?" he shook his best mates' shoulder.

Looking up and thinking of an easier way to say this, Sirius could find no way out.

"I wanked him." he stated.

"You... what?" James' hand slid off Sirius' shoulder.

"Well, technically, we wanked each other."

Leaping up and dropping the book off his lap, James exclaimed "You what!?" The book fell with a thud as Sirius sat there awkwardly, avoiding James' glare. Lily came into see what the sound was.

"Repeat what you just said." James pressed. He didn't look angry to Sirius. But then again, Prongs is never angry at me.

"Me and Remus." he repeated, this time looking at Lily, "Wanked each other." Padfoot expected Lily to blush. But instead of acting embarrassed, mad, or even annoyed, she asked "So are you together now?"

Sirius gaped, "No! It was just a fling! Like all the other girls."

Bright green eyes flashed, and Sirius flinched. "Well does Remus know that?" she crossed her arms.

"Probably," he scoffed, "He kicked me out soon after."

"Oh Merlin, Sirius." Lily exasperated, "What did you do?"

Looking uselessly at James, who looked as lost as Sirius felt, "I didn't do anything."

"I'm pretty sure Remus wouldn't kick his best mate out for no reason."

"I swear! I didn't do anything. He was probably disgusted or something." Sirius shrugged.

"Did he look disgusted?"

Sirius thought back to Remus licking to cum off of his chin and shuddered, "No."

Rolling her eyes, Lily sighed "I'm going to visit Remus." She walked into the floo and before throwing the powder down she said, "James, take care of Sirius?"

A/N: PLEASE R&R!